Disclaimer: I don't own Chuck – Just an extreme passion.

Chuck Versus The Stake Out

"Male monkeys go bald in the same way monkeys do."

"So your saying Morgan has double the chance of loosing his hair?" Chuck asked, jokingly, Sarah laughed along.

"You're horrible." She mocked. "Ok, so it's your turn. Useless fact number 17 is?"

"Ummm A lobster's kidneys are in its forehead and its teeth are in its stomach."

"That's not true!" She pushed him in his car seat.

"No seriously! Chuck said turning to her, making sure his knees didn't knock the hand break. "It's a real fact! I sware it! On the intersect!"

"You sware on the intersect now?" The blonde teased.

"Its gross, but Ellie told me once."

"Well it must be true then." She said taking a sip of her Diet Coke. The two had been on this particular stakeout, waiting on a suspects street for 2 hours already, and if both were honest they would admit that they couldn't complain. They were having fun.

"Your turn Agent Walker." Chuck jeered with a smirk.

"Well Agent Bartowski fact number 18 is ... Umm… The green Nerd Heard uniform is hideous."

"That's not a fact. ..Well it is, but it's not. You can't use facts like that!"

"And why not?"

"Because it makes the game too easy," He said after much contemplation.

Sarah laughed, "Well I'm sorry I have run out of real facts! So these will have to count. Unless you want to stop the game."

"No, that's ok. If that's the case I just thought of one. Spies throw around money and have no respect for material items."

"Oh says you, Charles Carmichael, the worlds worst gambler. " Agent Walker spat, with a smile.

"Hey, I didn't know it was thousands!"

"Ok, ok, Computer games are for children."

"Hah! Female Spies may as well be strippers. Costumes, costumes, costumes. Don't get me started on your Weirnerlicious attire."

"You wish. Chuck is a verb, not a name."

"Sarah means princess, your parents are Liars!"

"Alias!" She sang in hysterics.

"Oh right, well someone thinks highly of themselves don't they?"

"Fact -At least I'm not afraid of firing a gun."

"Fact -At least I'm not afraid of commitment!"

"I don't live with my sister."

"I don't live for my job!"

"You drive a toy!" she through a skittle at him.

"Casey would Kick your ass in a spy battle!" Chuck yelled.

"You have really messy hair!" The blonde retorted.

"You are sneaky!" he said scruntching his nose up.

"Your Halloween Costume was weird!"

"Yours was hot!" He said embarrassed. "Er – Olives are yum!"

"Your taste is obviously horrible!"

"No wonder I find you attractive!"

Sarah stopped for a moment, regaining her breath. She couldn't think of anything to say, and then "You fully want me!"

"I fully want you." Chuck agreed leaning in and kissing her.

A/N : Let me know if you like it. If you do, I'm likely to write more.

Cheers.