Okay, like I said in Ch. 3 of Early Birth, this is NOT MY STORY, this was Kyuubikid23's story. Sadly however, he died before he could finish it and I thought I would finish what he started. The first 2 chapters will not be mine, they are his. So here we go. I don't own Naruto.
-TheDamocles
Chapter 1
Outside Konoha Gates
Two figures could be seen heading towards Konoha's walls. The first figure was male and stood about 6'2. He had long spiky, sun-kissed blonde hair that went past his neck a little bit. He also had electric blue eyes that were somewhat slitted, like a fox. They showed warmth and happiness in them, he also had three whisker marks on each of his cheeks. He wore a black muscle shirt that clung to his body as if it were a second skin, while wearing a pair of black, baggy pants that had the leaf insignia on the belt buckle. He wore black, steel-tipped boots. Also, two swords were strapped to his back. This was Uzumaki Naruto, Jinchuriki of the Kyuubi no Kitsune, and he was returning home after fifteen years.
The second figure was a female that stood at 5'9. She had pale blonde hair that was braided into a single ponytail that went down to her lower back. She had yellowish cat like eyes that showed mirth and seriousness at the same time. She had D breast size, and wore a dark purple shirt with an Anbu chest plate on top, along with Anbu pants and black shinobi sandals. Around her forehead was a Kumo headband that was being held up by a black cloth. She also had a sword strapped to her left side. She was carrying a baby girl that was about a year old. The baby had pale blonde hair like her mother, and her dad's ocean blue eyes that showed pure innocence and happiness. She was wearing a plain dark purple dress. These two girls were Uzumaki Yugito, jinchuriki of the Nibi no nekomatte, and Naruto and hers' daughter Uzumaki Rei.
"I can't believe I'm coming back after all these years." Naruto said as he looked at the gates that were getting closer by the minute. "Oh come on Naruto-kun. It's not that bad, beside, I finally get to see what you're home is like." Yugito said while placing her free hand on his shoulder to comfort him.
"Yeah, I know, but I just get this feeling that I'm going to die when I see baa-chan again." He said while a feeling of dread went down his side.
"How do you think your friends will react when they see we're married?" Yugito asked with some worry evident in her voice, wondering if they would accept her. "Well, I think they will all be shocked, but Neji and Hinata will react the strongest since you're from Kumo and they're Hyuugas, while Sakura will try to kill me for some reason." He said as if it was the most common thing on earth.
"She tries and she's dead!" Yugito said defensively with a fire in her eyes.
Naruto just chuckled at his wife's reaction. He then looked back at the wall's and then thought of something. 'What's going to happen when I see Ero-sannin? What am I going to say?' He then thought back to when he left the old sannin.
Flashback- 12 years ago
"Naruto stop, that's enough for the day." Jiraiya said while walking to his and Naruto's campsite. "Aw! come on Ero-sannin, we haven't even started really training yet." Naruto complained, but he knew it wouldn't work on Jiraiya. "No, that's good for today, besides we're leaving to go back to Konoha tomorrow remember." Jiraiya stated. Naruto just froze when he heard that. It wasn't that he didn't want to go home, but he had barely learned anything on this traveling trip, except for improving his Rasengan and trying to control the Kyuubi's Chakra, which was next to impossible to do when you're constantly fighting against the beast.
It was then that Naruto decided to do the most idiotic thing he could think of. He ran over to Jiraiya, who was working on his newest book. "Hey, Ero-sannin! Look!" Naruto said. Jiraiya just hmmed while looking at his student. Naruto then did some hand seals and shouted "Oiroke no jutsu" (Sexy Jutsu). And before Jiraiya's very perverted eyes, Naruto transformed into a naked girl that was about 5'6 with D-cupped breasts.
Naruto started to do a count down in his head. '3..2..1..blast off' And just as he predicted, Jiraiya was sent flying into the sky via nosebleed. 'Sorry Ero-sannin, but I'm not ready to go back yet.' Naruto thought when he dispelled the jutsu and started to pack his things so that he could leave before Jiraiya woke up and came looking to find him.
Present Time no Jutsu
Naruto just snickered at remembering when he caught Jiraiya off guard, Yugito, after seeing Naruto's expression, raised a questioning eyebrow while asking "And what are you laughing about hmm?" Naruto just looked at her and started to say "Oh, I was just remembering how I caught Ero-sannin off guard." Yugito just laughed when she heard this, Naruto had told her how he had gotten away from one of the omnipotent Sannin. "I still can't believe how easily you got away." She said while shaking her head.
Naruto just smiled at his wife, then he looked down towards his daughter, who was trying to reach out for him while laying in her mothers arms. "Oh, and how is daddy's little girl doing?" He said while taking Rei from her mother, which got an audible giggle for the baby.
"Hey Yugito-chan, when did the Raikage say he was coming to Konoha again?" Naruto asked while tickling his daughter. "He said he wasn't sure, but he would try to make it for the finals of the Chunnin Exams." Yugito answered then gave her own question towards her husband. "Why do you ask?"
"Huh, oh I was just wondering." He stated while his wife just shrugged.
Ten minutes later and they were stopped by the two guards who were always on gate duty as they had finally reached the village. The two men asked who they were, but when Naruto showed them his papers, they called for some Anbu to escort them to the Hokage Tower.
Hokage Tower
Tsunade had been having a bad day today. The first thing to go wrong was when she woke up, there was no coffee by her bed like there usually was every day, and this pissed her off a little. Then, when she was on her way to the tower, one of heels on her shoes broke, which caused her to stumble towards the ground like she was in her usual drunken stupor. Then of course, when she finally made it to the tower, there were stacks and stacks of paperwork just waiting for her to complete them. Normally, she would make Shizune do it, but today she had called in sick, forcing the workload onto her boss. Having come to this realization, she needed a drink to help with the stress that had come upon her, but when she opened the cabinet to get some sake, she found the bottle was empty. In fact, ALL of the bottles were empty. So yeah, she was having a pretty shitty day.
Just then, there was a knock on her door. "What is it?" Tsunade growled, getting more angry that she would have to take time away from completing the paperwork to entertain whoever the hell was at her door.
"There are some people here that would like to see you." The anbu called from the other side of the door. "Tell them to fuck off." She said, she had gotten even more grumpy since the person who was asking her to get distracted wasn't even of any importance to the village, at least to her knowledge. "Hokage-sama, I think you'll change your mind once you see who he is." This caused Tsunade to reconsider, especially since there was a small thought almost like a desperate hope for who she thought it might be. "Fine, send them in." She said.
The door began to open, the first to enter was the Anbu who had guided them here, who then bowed along with his partner and they both walked out of the office in a hurry since as soon as Tsunade saw who it was, she she was overfilled with joy at having seeing him once more. "N-Na-Naruto!" She exclaimed. "Hey there baa-chan, long time no see hehe." Naruto said while chuckling at the face Tsunade was making. His chuckling was interrupted since he immediately needed to try and balance himself as he felt 107 pounds slam into him at speed that would make the Hirashin seem slow. Naruto slowly wrapped his arm's around her while she began crying into his chest. Yugito meanwhile just stood by, finding amusement in looking at the scene with a smile on her face while holding a squirming Rei.
When the busty Hokage finally stopped crying, she got off of Naruto and looked up to see Yugito smiling down at her with Rei in her arms. She then briefly remembered that the two had entered with Naruto. Immediately, curiosity was starting to engage her as she asked while wiping her eyes clear of the tears she had shed "Alright, who are you?" Yugito adjusted Rei and lifted her hand up and Tsunade saw that she had a dazzling ring fitting perfectly on her ring finger. "I am Uzumaki Yugito, Naruto's wife." She said with a smile while Naruto walked over and took her right hand and smiled with her.
When Tsunade heard this, she felt like she was about to faint. 'Naruto's MARRIED!' She was screaming inside her head, but then she thought again and realized Naruto hadn't invited anyone to his wedding. Well, no one from Konoha at least. This made the anger she had felt earlier to resurface with a vengeance as she saw Naruto as her little brother.
Tsunade then put on an all too sweet smile that scared the ever living shit out of Naruto, he knew what happened when women smile like that. 'Oh Kami, that's the look Yugito-chan has when she's mad at me.' Naruto thought while freaking out in his mind. "So Naruto, when did you two get married?" Tsunade asked in a tone that matched her smile. Both Naruto and Yugito were sweating on the inside when she asked this. "Well, I was uh... I was actually planning on telling everyone at the same time, so I wouldn't have to keep repeating myself." Naruto said while mentally berating himself for saying that. Yugito just looked at her husband like he was a fucking idiot, which was most of the time.
"Oh, well then let's round up your friends and sensei's shall we." Tsunade said in the same tone. That's when Naruto knew today was going to be a really emotional and long day.
Tsunade sent Anbu to fetch Naruto's friends, sensei's, and Jiraiya. It took about ten minutes since when they heard Naruto was back they all high tailed it to the Hokage's tower. When they got there, they saw a man that looked like the Yondaime and a Kumo kunoichi holding a baby. Most girls, including Kurenai and Anko (Who had been hanging out with Kurenai at the time and decided to come along) blushed and drooled some when they saw the blonde adonis in front of them. This caused Yugito to growl for them to back off. When Neji and Hinata saw the Kumo headband, Hinata stiffened up and Neji began to sneer at Yugito. This caused Naruto to get in front of Yugito and started to show his fangs at him which was an obvious sign telling him to back the fuck up. A cough from Tsunade got everyone to look at her.
"So, I'm assuming you all know why you're here, correct?" She said while looking into everyone's eyes. Just then the pink banshee decided to speak up. "Um, Tsunade-sama, you called us here because you said Naruto was back, but I don't see him." Everyone nodded when Sakura said this, they were still trying to figure out who the other people in the room were. This caused Tsunade, Naruto, and Yugito to face-fault while they all thought the same thing. 'How the hell do they not recognize him/me!'
Sakura you're a smart girl, and so is everyone else, just look on his face and tell me what you see." Tsunade said, pointing to Naruto, while in disgust that thse people couldn't even tell that there friend had been standing there the whole time.
Everyone then stared intently at the blond haired man while going over a check list in their heads. 'Okay, wild blond hair, oceanic blue eyes, whisker marks on his cheeks...WHISKER MARKS!' It was then that everyone looked at Naruto with a shocked look on their faces. "Well, it's good to see you guys remember me now you dicks." Naruto said, clearly not happy that they didn't recognize him right off the bat.
Just then a pair of arms wrapped around his neck. Naruto looked down to see who it was, only to groan when he saw it was Hinata. 'Oh great, I was hoping she would be over me by the time I came back, this just complicates thing's when I break the news to her.' He thought while looking at Yugito, who looked like she was about to break out her swords on the poor Hyuuga heiress. Yugito looked at Naruto, who had a face of pleading for her to get Hinata off of him. She knew it was time to start breaking hearts.
When Hinata recognized Naruto, she thought that her 'true love' had finally returned to her. She had been building up the courage to tell him how she really felt about him and had planned on telling him when he returned to the village. She was going to confess her love for him right then and there. But it seemed that Kami didn't wish for her to confess, because that's when Yugito spoke up. "Um excuse me." Hinata turned her head to the women, a bit irked that the women interrupted her. When she looked into Yugito's eyes, she saw the kunoichi was giving her a death stare while stating "Please get off my husband." Everyone except Naruto and Tsunade had wide eyes and looked at Yugito when she said 'husband.'
Hinata looked at Yugito then up to Naruto with pleading eyes that seemed to be begging him to tell her she was lying. "It's true guys, this is my wife Uzumaki Yugito, and this adorable little thing is my daughter Uzumaki Rei." Naruto said, which caused Hinata's heart to break into pieces. Naruto then used a shunshin to get out of the Hyuugas grasp and end up by his wifes side and took her open hand in his. "So, does anyone have any questions?" Naruto asked, and everyone waited in silence so everything he said could settle and once it did, all hell broke loose.
"When the fuck did you get married!"
"Where have you been this whole time!"
"What's it like to have a kid?"
"Why did you marry a Kumo nin!" (cookie to whoever can figure out who said this)
"EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP!" Tsunade yelled trying to get everyone under control except Hinata, who was still in shock. "Good, now that I have your attention, you are all going to ask one question at a time to Naruto and Yugito. Okay?"Tsunade asked, daring anyone to disagree with her. Getting a nod from everyone, even Rei, who looked scared as hell when she heard Tsunade scream.
"Okay, let's go with team 10 to start off." Tsunade said, trying to figure out what everyone would ask Naruto. "Shikamaru, you go first."
"Troublesome, but here it goes." Shikamaru said, "So, how'd you and Yugito-san here meet."
"Funny you should ask, I was traveling around Kaminari no kuni (Land of Lightning) when I heard an explosion not too far away, so i decided to check it out." He stopped for a second to see if they were paying attention then continued. "So, I looked around abit and I saw two ex-Akatsuki memberes, Hidan and Kakuzu attacking Yugito-chan, so I decided to go in there and help." This got a shout from Jiraiya and Kakashi saying he was a dumbass for trying that. Tsunade shut them up by threatening them to rip their balls off if they didn't shut up.
"Wait you said ex-members, what happened to them." Tsunade asked, not liking her little brother taking on two Akatsuki members. "I activated the Kyuubi's power, it was a tough fight, even with four tails of chakra." Naruto said. "Wait a second, you went four-tails on them? How the hell did you stay in control!" Jiraiya yelled, he didn't care if Tsunade castrated him, he wanted to know how Naruto controlled that much power. "I wasn't in control." Naruto said calmly. "I simply made a deal with Kurama, that's the Kyuubi's name by the way. The deal was Kurama could go ape-shit on them and all she had to do was give me control again once she was done. Once I did gain control again, I thought a war had broken out with all the blood everywhere. And a hole that had a very angry person in it." Naruto said.
Everyone didn't know what to think about Naruto letting the Kyuubi run free. "NARUTO, ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE, WHAT IF THE KYUUBI HAD GOTTEN LOOSE, IT WOULD HAVE KILLED US ALL!" Jiraiya yelled, not liking his apprentice letting Kyuubi out to fight with that much power at all. "Awe, shut up Ero-sannin, you don't know Kurama like I do, and besides, she's one of the people that's trained me over the years." Naruto said as if it was the most common thins in the world for the nine-tailed fox to train someone. "Wait, you said she, the Kyuubi is a she?"Tsunade asked. "Yeah, Kurama's a girl, so what? I thought you guys would be jumping for joy hearing the most powerful being in the world is a girl." Naruto said, and in a few seconds. Anko was doing just that while screaming sexist bastards. "Anyways, you said she was one of, who else has trained you?" Jiraiya asked, curious as to what Naruto had been doing for the past 12 years since he had seen him. "I've been trained by the Raikage: A, his brother: Killer Bee, Yugito-chan, The Mizukage: Mei-chan, One of the Kiri no Shinobigatana Shichinin Shu(Seven Swordsmen of the Mist): Chojuro, The Kazekage: Gaara, Temari-chan, The Tsuchikage: Oonoki, his granddaughter: Kurotsuchi-chan, and lastly Hanzo the Salamander." (In this story, Hanzo died after training Naruto.)
When everyone heard those names, their jaws hit the ground. Both Jiraiya and Tsunade also had a chill run down their spines when they heard Hanzo and the Tsuchikage's name. "Why would the Tsuchikage train you? That's absurd, he hates Konoha nin." Kakashi said, trying to figure out why all these people would want to train Naruto when he had no skills to be a ninja. "Ah, that's where you are wrong. I'm like the grandson he's always wanted to spoil. I even call him Jiji (Grandfather). While A and Bee are my nii-sans (Older brothers), and I call Chojuro and Gaara my otouto's (Little Brothers). I also used to call Hanzo my tou-san(Father) at one point."
The last one threw most of them for a loop, calling Hanzo the Salamander Tou-san? What type of relationship did he have with that man? Then, Jiraiya asked a question that he knew was going to be treading on some thin ice. "What happened to him Naruto?" He watched as Naruto lowered his head so that his hair covered his eyes, making it impossible to see his eyes turn from blue to red.
"He was killed by the Akatsuki leader." He said, that got a few shocked gasps from the Jonin and Sannin. "He did send me a messenger summon before he died. He told me who the leader of the Akatsuki was." That got everyone's attention except Yugito's, since she knew who it was already, she opted to instead look at her husband with worry since this was a very touchy subject for him. "The leader's name is Nagato, he used to be a pupil of yours Jiraiya." Naruto said with as much hate in his voice that made everyone freeze in place. When Jiraiya heard this, he knew that his relationship with Naruto was gone.
"N-Naruto, I-I'm sorry. I thought that he died after I left Ame since I never heard from him or the others." Jiraiya said trying to find the courage to look at Naruto's face. "Well, two of them are alive, the other is a walking corpse." Yugito put a reassuring hand over to his shoulder, which helped Naruto calm down. "Nagato had gone off the deep end and is using his teammates body along with five others to fight for him." Naruto said, trying to prove a point that Jiraiya's ex-student had completely lost his mind.
Everyone couldn't believe it, one of Jiraiya's students was leading an organization that was causing so much grief and suffering in the world. It just didn't make sense, the fourth turned out alright, and Naruto did somewhat. Now they were hearing from Naruto that one of his students was the one orchestrating the damage. Tsunade looked at Jiraiya, but could only see a man who had seemed to lose all faith he had in the world. "Okay, that's enough Naruto, look at what you're doing to Jiraiya." Tsunade said with a strict voice. "Oh! I'm far from being done baa-chan." Naruto said with malice in his voice. When Naruto said in a demanding face. "Oh, I'm far from done, you have a question you need to answer right now!" Naruto said in a demanding voice. "Why the FUCK didn't you tell me who my father was!" He yelled while pointing at both sannins. When the two heard that, they knew they were in for it now.
And that's Ch. 1 of the new story, again thank you TheKyuubiKid for this chapter, it's all copy-pasted, but I did edit some parts, Read the original if you want to find out what happens next before I post it.
Updated: This is TheDamocles working on Ch. 15, I have some things to say about some of the reviews I have been reading from you guys. Thank you to all who have been supporting and looking forward to all of my work, but I have noticed that there have been some haters on there. I honestly don't care what you say about my story as long as you've read the entire story. Please, I've been reading reviews that criticize my story, but I answer that later on in the story. So, please if you're gonna hate, read the whole story please. Then criticize as much as you like. That is all.
-TheDamocles
