And finally, I put on a Happy Tree Friend story because...well...I really wanted to make a disclaimer with my favorite animal characters!
Evil Flippy-What...? OH CRAP!!!! I'M IN A DISCLAIMER WITH ZSHIZSHIBABY, HELP!!!!!!!
You know you this is your biggest dream ever. (holding him by the collar to keep him from running away)
Evil Flippy-No! My dream is seeing finally getting my hands on a 1993 9'' black leather holder swiss army knife with five different functions! Which include knife, pistol, katana, butcher knife, and mini-chainsaw!
...Sorry, I bought...the last one, they won't make anymore until after five years...
Evil Flippy-O_O WHAT!?
...Say the disclaimer and I'll let you borrow it anytime you like!
Evil Flippy-Zshizshibabt doesn't own anything, but Vivi, Shanni, and Bonni.
A dark suited figure stood in a lab with multiple scientists. There were three giant test tubes filled with a sort of gooey substance. In the dark, the figure face was shadowed, but you could tell that it had fur all over its body and it wore a military uniform. In the test tubes, there were three other figures, but one was much smaller than the other. "Are they ready to go into the field?"
"The specimens are readily equip with voice variations."
"And their personalities?"
"All perfected."
"So, in other words, they are now perfect?"
"Yes, Ma'am." The figured smiled, showing all the white pointy teeth.
"Excellent." She walked up to one and smirked. "Soon, my revenge will be realized."
It was sunny and happy in Happy Tree Town. All the tree friends were going about, doing their business when Giggles rushed up to Flippy and Flaky. "OMG! You guys will never guess what's going on!!"
"Cuddles finally took you out somewhere nice instead of to a Monster Truck Rally?" Flaky suggested and Giggles sighed, shaking her head.
"Honestly, I don't know who pounded into his head that I like that stuff…only reason I go with him is so he has a ride back. Once I find out whose been selling him these tickets, I'll murder them." Behind her, Shifty jolted and backed up, hiding a briefcase behind his back. "But that's not it! You know that old abandoned mansion at the end of town?" Flippy nodded. "Someone finally bought it."
"That old place? Isn't it…haunted?" Flippy laughed. "Remember? Lumpy said that he saw a ghost in the window!" Now Giggles laughed.
"The only thing haunted is Lumpy's brain. So, how do you know?"
"I was driving past there. I had to pick up something from the docks. And I looked there, suddenly, there's a sign that said 'SOLD'. I was shocked. I already paged Petunia, called Cuddles, shouted it to Shifty, laughed about it with Lifty and Lumpy, I noted Nutty, and-"
"Okay! Okay! We get it! But, that could mean that they are already there." Flippy said, thinking. "Let's go check it out later with some of the others. Spread the word, Giggles. We'll meet in the town square at dusk."
Later that day, almost every person in Happy Tree Town appeared in the center of the town. "Okay, is everyone here? Please call out if you are." Splendid called out. "Um, Cuddles?"
"Here!"
"Flaky?"
"H-here!"
"Flippy?"
"Here!" Soon, everyone was accounted for. "Okay, everyone go into your cars and we shall proceed to the Old Mansion." The large group drove with chattering individuals as Splendid flew above, supervising.
The mansion was like a castle, dating back from the nineteen hundreds. Some say it's haunted…okay, Lumpy said it was haunted. Nutty once agreed with him, but only because he had eaten more sugar than usual due to nervousness about asking Petunia out. The group stood in front of the gate and a strike of lightening past behind it. The pillars were old looking and pale white. There were multiple windows, most of them were closed or draped. There was a large courtyard in the back. It was still abandoned looking. It was still creepy looking. Flaky began shaking uncontrollably and Flippy had to wrap his arms around his fear-stricken girlfriend. "…Who wants to go first?"
"…I vote Nutty!"
"WHY ME!?"
"Because you're nuts!"
"I'm nuts!? Who's the one who tried to steal from Flippy last Christmas?!"
"Well-"
"That WAS stupid."
"You know what, I'll go!!" Sniffles shouted, irritated that everyone was being so shocked. "I'll show you that there are no such things as ghosts." Flippy gave him a salute and laughed before they helped him over the tall fence. The blue anteater slowly made his way up the driveway to the mansion. He looked behind him to see everyone watching him with anticipation. His heart beat with nervousness, there were many times when he was wrong and stuff explained without logic. Like how they always came back after an accident. No one could explain that. Sniffles slowly pushed the door open, looking inside.
The foyer was not what he expected. He expected the furniture to be dark and gloomy and spooky…but no, it wasn't. Sure, it was dark and still spooky, but probably in the light…it would look a lot better. There was a new rug (probably from France), the chandelier looked like it had been dusted recently (the glass looked replaced too), and everything was tasteful and modern. "Hey, it looks okay! The furniture is pretty nice!!" There was a creak and then a pitter-patter. Sniffles nearly jumped out of his skin. After ten or fifteen minutes, they had all gathered with Sniffles in front. "Look, that doesn't look like nineteen hundred year old furniture."
"I saw that on the world's most tasteful furniture show." Petunia spoke up. Splendid slowly took a step in and looked around. He didn't cough, it wasn't dusty. His ears did prick up surprised. "What is it?"
"I heard something. I'm going in, anyone want to join me?" Flippy raised his hand and so did Cuddles.
"Everyone else can stay, since they're all chickens."
"Are not!" Lifty snapped.
"With all this expensive furniture, these people must be packed! We'll be rich!" Shifty whispered to Lifty and received a glare from Splendid, Flippy, and Cuddles.
"Typical." They all agreed to scout out the mansion, even Flaky, but she had to be with Splendid's group. Some went up the steps, others went into the one of the hallways, the others went into another hallway. Splendid led his group of three boys and one girl. They looked in closets and rooms and out windows. Flaky jumped at each sound and once heard something fall over. She shrieked and jumped into Flippy's arms, he blushed. She blushed and they spun around to see that Cuddles had accidentally knocked over a chair.
"Sorry, guys."
"It's alright, I got you, Flakes."
"Thanks, Flippy." He put her down and they continued. Soon, they got so tired (even Splendid) from walking and had to sit down. Cuddles looked up and saw that he was sitting next to a stature of armor, packing a huge ax. He gulped and backed away, sitting next to Flippy.
"Hey, how much longer are we gonna do this?"
"Well, we're due to get until 11:00, so a while. Did anyone pack lunches?" Flaky nodded and brought out a few lunch boxes.
"I made all your favorites and got you all treats from the store too." They smiled at her and said they would wait until lunchtime. "I also packed snacks." Cuddles cheered and dug hungrily into her backpack.
"Hey, calm down what are you!?" Flippy snapped at him. He looked back at Flippy with a chocolate bar in his mouth.
"A bear."
"Next time you ever make a bear joke, I'm flipping out and aiming for you."
DO IT!!
I was kidding!! They laughed and got up from their resting spots. "Where to next?"
"…Let's just keep going forward until we get to another hallway, then we'll go in there."
Sniffles and his group had been in the courtyard. They couldn't believe that there was a grass maze, a huge pool, and an outdoor laundry room. The outdoor laundry room was huge and like heaven to Petunia (with it all sparkling so white and clean). "Look at this place!! It's amazing!!" Petunia cheered, happy to actually see a place as clean as her house. Nutty was laughing like usual when he screamed 'oooh'. There was a bowl of candy in the corner and he screamed with glee. He jumped over to the pure white dresser and tried to take out a few handfuls. He actually did before the wall flipped over.
"Wow, you're finally quiet, Nutty….Nutty?" Shifty looked around confused. "Hey, wasn't that candry-crazed squirrel just here a minute ago?" Everyone dropped what they were doing and looked around. No one saw the green squirrel anywhere!
"Nutty? Sweetie? Where are you?!" Petunia shrieked, scared. Lifty gulped and backed up.
"That's…creepy…" He backed up so much that he fell into the river that they guessed…was used to wash clothes. They all spun around, now Lifty was gone.
"LIFTY!? WHERE ARE YOU!?" Shifty panicked. Where was his younger brother? Now there was just Petunia, Shifty, and Sniffles. They looked at each other before they did what Petunia did best-
Hyperventilate.
Disco Bear, Giggles, Lumpy, Handy, and Mime were looking in the library. No matter how well the rest of the mansion was kept, the library was dusty and old. The books were in pretty good condition right now. The light was dimmed down. There was a small table in some places, big comfy chairs in others, and one or two desks in random spots. Lumpy pulled out one book that read -
The Mind's Vast Wonders and further explanation of the Visionary Gland by Dr. Patrick Slovickbourg, PhD.
"…I found a book!" Giggles rolled her eyes.
"Well, it would be easy for you since it is a library." Lumpy put it back and saw a velvet cased book with golden hinges. It was so pretty looking, it sparked an interest. Lumpy grabbed a ladder and climbed up it, grabbing the book and climbing down, further…further…further…and much further. Finally, the trap door he had entered closed up, concealing Lumpy in complete darkness.
"…Hey, Lumpy, did you find anything useful…?" Handy asked from the other side of the bookcase. There was no answer, so he sighed. "Lumpy, are you counting your hairs again?" He looked and saw the moose was gone. "Lumpy? Where'd he go?" He muttered. "Hey, Lumpy, where are you?!"
"He's gone?" Giggles groaned. They heard a creak and she slowly gulped. "…D-do you think…ghosts got him?" Suddenly, she felt an arm around her waist and looked at Disco Bear.
"Don't worry, Sugercakes, I won't let some ghost get ya." She glared.
"Once they get a glimpse of you, they'll be the ones running and screaming." They heard a light snicker and a whisper-
"That was funny…" Giggles nearly fainted.
"W-who's there!?" Handy shouted. "Answer me!!"
"…Ja mata…" They heard light footsteps and they were getting fainter.
"Wait!!" Handy ran up the steps to catch up with Mime motioning that he was calling out his name. Mime followed quickly.
"Mime! Handy! Come back! Don't leave me here with this freak!!" Giggles screamed. "Great, first Lumpy, now Mime and Handy. The world must hate me…"
"For what?"
"…Whatever…" She ran after them with Disco Bear following when they looked down. A trap door!! They fell down, screaming in fear. Unknown to them, they were being watched by a small kitty figure.
"…They left without saying goodbye…"
Splendid was walking with the rest of his group, they had almost eaten all of Flaky's snacks and nibbled on some of their lunches. Flippy advised that they eat slow to conserve food. There was nothing, it was starting to get boring. "You know, in times like these…there is one thing to do." Cuddles started.
"What?"
"HEY!? IS ANYONE EVEN HERE!?" Cuddles screamed at the top of his lungs. They all jumped and glared at him. "COME ON!!! ANSWER ME!!!! IS THERE ANY ENTERTAINING AND UNEXPLAINABLE BEINGS IN THE VICINITY!?"
"STOP IT, CUDDLES!!!!" Flippy shouted, getting really ticked off. "Seriously, shouting?"
"I'm bored!! Nothing has happened! No creepy noises, no moans or groans, nothing! I say we get some sheets and run around, scaring the others."
"And I say you are so immature. How does Giggles put up with you?!" Flaky snarled. She sighed and sat down. "But, you have a point. This was such a waste of time. Do you know what we could have been doing this whole time?"
"Sleeping?"
"Well, yeah! I'm tired. I could have eaten a bigger meal." Flippy's eyes glaze over and he started to drool.
"…Flippy hungry…" They started to turn neon green. "And Cuddles looks tasty!!" He sneered, staring crazily at him. Flaky screamed loudly and snapped him out of it. "What?"
"…Nothing…" Cuddles panted heavily, he had almost went on himself.
"Well, what do you expect!? I am a bear and if I don't eat more food, I'm gonna flip! And eat every single one of you!!" Flaky hid behind the coat of armor. "I'll try to stop Evil from eating you, Flakes."
Not happening. She looks s-o yummy.
Ignoring that! Splendid wasn't paying any attention to the panic and freaking out that was spreading through his group. His ears were tuned onto something.
"Shh…I hear something…" They quieted down and let him listen. It was music.
"A red oneKonvictGagaI've had a little bit too muchAll of the people start to to rush by.A dizzy twister danceCan't find my drink or are my keys, I lost my 's going on on the floor?I love this record baby, but I can't see straight it cool what's the name of this club?I can't remember but it's alright, alright!"
"Did you hear that?" Flippy nodded. "Follow me!!" They ran faster toward the sound and stopped at a brick wall. The music was loudest here.
"Just dance. Gonna be -doo-doo-dooJust dance. Spin that record -doo-doo-dooJust dance. Gonna be -duh-duh-duhDance. Dance. Dance. Just dance!"
"GHOSTS!!!" Flaky tried to run, but Cuddles held her back. The music stopped.
"…Are they gone already?"
"…Ghosts? There's no such thing as ghosts, baka-chan! It's just," suddenly, the wall turned slowly to show a female cat with black hair, blue-ish purple eyes, and white fur, "me." She had on a black dress shirt with blue and purple butterflies on the edge, a black skirt, and high heeled chain boots.
"Hey, you're not a ghost!" Cuddles said. The cat laughed, tearing up.
"Nope, you really don't believe in ghosts, do you?"
"I was kinda hoping-"
"I was hoping it was a myth."
"Not really, just wanted to pass the time."
"…Uhhhhh…" Splendid stuttered, staring. The cat calmed down and stepped towards them.
"The name is Vivi, it's nice to meet you all." She shook all their hands, except Splendid's. He shot out of sight in the last minute. They all stared at the new hole in the wall.
"…Sorry about that…something must have come up." Cuddles said.
"It's okay, I'll get the cleaning crew on it." Vivi purred, laughing a bit. "Please don't take this the wrong way, but…what are you doing in my house?"
"Well, there's this crazy rumor that this place is haunted and so, when we heard someone had bought it, we decided to see if it was true in case we needed to warn you." Vivi chuckled and shook her head.
"That's just a rumor, you shouldn't listen to the idiot who started it." They all sweat dropped and nodded. "Anyway, why don't you all come with me into the other room. I think some of your friends sorta…dropped in on me by accident." She chuckled and turned to a bust of a dragon's head. She pulled the head down and they were turned along with the wall into another room. It was blue with large wall sized windows. There was a bar with Lifty at the barstool, drinking a Pina Calada with a red-head white rabbit and blue eyes. Disco Bear was on a stage with Nutty and some purple haired, purple eyed, purple eared kitten, dancing. There Vivi continued singing on stage.
"Wish I could shut my playboy 'd I turn my shirt inside out? Inside out, your poison babeRoses have thorns they we're all gettin' hosed 's going on on the floor?I love this record baby, but I can't see straight it cool what's the name of this club?I can't remember but it's alright, alright."
"She is good…" Lifty waved them over.
"Hey guys, this is Bonni, she's a singer and a dancer and she thinks I'm cute." Lifty said, excited.
"You're gonna go out on a date with him?" Cuddles asked.
"…Sure, okay…"
"Just make sure not to hold anything valuable on you and Lifty, you had better pay for whatever you do."
"Just dance. Gonna be -doo-doo-dooJust dance. Spin that record -doo-doo-dooJust dance. Gonna be -duh-duh-duhDance. Dance. Dance. Just dance." Vivi sang out. The kitten swang her hips, while dancing with Disco Bear. "Just dance. Gonna be -doo-doo-dooJust dance. Spin that record -doo-doo-dooJust dance. Gonna be -duh-duh-duhDance. Dance. Dance. Just dance."
"It's nice to meet you guys, I'm a little surprised that we got visitors this late. We weren't making noise, were we?"
"Nope, it was just a random way to see if there were really ghosts."
"Half Psychotic, Sick hypnotic got my blueprint its Psychotic, sick hypnotic got my blueprint Psychotic, Sick hypnotic got my blueprint its Psychotic, sick hypnotic got my blueprint . Use your muscle, carve it out, work it, hustleI got it, just stay close enough to get itDon't slow! Drive it, clean it lysol, bleed itSpend the last dough(I got it)In your Pocko(I got it)
Just dance. Gonna be -doo-doo-dooJust dance. Spin that record -doo-doo-doo(BABY!!!)
Just dance. Gonna be -duh-duh-duhDance. Dance. Dance. Just dance." The song stopped and they clapped before dance music began to play. Vivi took a break. "So, you guys live in this town? They say it's really weird here, don't know why though. Seems like a nice place."
"Oh, wow, once you see…well…" Cuddles said, drinking another Pina Calada. "These are awesome!!"
"Our maid makes them."
"You have a maid?!"
"We have 120 maids, 30 butlers, 20 gardeners, 60 laundry ladies, and 50 body guards each, which comes to the total of 380 help for hire that happen to reside in our new home." The kitten said, from behind him. He spun around in shock and nodded, confused. "My name is Shanni, I'm the youngest. I take it my oneechan never told you that she had a younger sister."
"To describe you would be such a short description, Baka Imoto." Vivi purred.
"Well, here then. I'm a pop star, I am ten years old, I have very acceptable singing abilities, I am going to live with my sisters, we moved from New York to escape the hustle and bustle of the city, it was effecting Bonni's nerves. I just don't get it, everything has to be perfect for Bonni. It's weird." Shanni said. "I believe some of your friends are about to step onto the rigged tile and will be caught in a net that shall reappear into this room." Shanni said, smiling at Vivi. Sure enough, in about sixty seconds, the rest of the group came bouncing in a hanging net from the ceiling.
"Hey, guys!" Cuddles called up. Petunia glared at him with annoyance.
"Where the heck are we?!"
"We're in the House of Vivi, Bonni, and Shanni. They just moved in, they are pop-stars who wanted to take a small break from New York, and Shanni is ten."
"Nice to meet you." The trio said in unison before bowing.
"H-hello…"
"Seriously, how many of you guys are in our house?"
"Um…besides Splendid, I'd say we're all here." Bonni nodded.
"Well, you can stay for a bit if you like, but Shanni, it is way past your bedtime. Go and get ready for bed." Bonni ordered to a pouting little kitten. "Don't give me that face, go now."
"But,"
"NOW!!!" Vivi snapped and she sprinted out before she lost her temper. "I told you, if you don't snap every once and awhile, you'll be walked all over."
"I'm not a yelling-person, unlike you." After a few hours of singing, dancing, talking, and arguing, they all went back home to their homes. Cuddles and Giggles were the last to go.
"Say, you guys should really come down to Town soon. We're going to a barbeque tomorrow, why don't you come along?"
"We could bring entertainment."
"If you want! So we'll see you girls there?" Vivi gave him a thumbs up and a wink. "Great! Good night!" Vivi and Bonni waved them away, saying that they couldn't wait before they closed the door.
"They seem nice."
"Yeah, I guess so-…incoming message…konbanowa, Boss." Vivi said it like she was a robot. She held her ear while she did this."…Happy Tree occupants show mass amount of acceptance to group, no sign of threat or suspicion. Proceeding to next phase of mission. Oyasumi." Her soulless looking eyes soon regained their shine and she looked at Bonni.
"Why didn't she just use my communicator if she wanted to ask how we did?"
"Eto…about that…Boss said that you left it on and she could hear everything you said, so to turn it off in the future when talking to a boy you like." Bonni's pure white face went deep red and she began to shake a bit.
"SHOU!!!!!!!"
Baka-Stupid, silly, fool, idiot, ect…
-Chan-Sort of a cute little thing to put on younger children's titles, pet's titles, sometimes even lovers. You can also use it with your friends when you've known them long enough.
Imoto-Younger sister, younger brother
Oneechan-Bigger sister
Konbanowa-Good evening (greeting)
Oyamsumi-Good night (going to bed)
Eto-It means 'ummm'
Shou-'Danggit!' 'CRAP'!! 'Fudge Nuggets!!' :D
Evil Flippy went on a rampage with my swiss army knife, it's like giving a child a new toy.
Flippy-Seriously, why would you let him go off with it?!
Hey, me and Evil Flippy...We is tight, yo! We're like this! (crosses fingers)
Flippy-That doesn't mean you can let him just run wild with your new and probably very deadly swiss army knife.
Not as deadly as the present I got him for being a good boy for the last three weeks.
Flippy-...what...?
I'd tell you, but then the reviewers would tell him his surprise!!!
Flippy-No good can come from this. If they review, will you stop giving Evil the amo he needs to kill the world with!?
...Sure...review please!!
