So this is what happens when I go to a sleepover with a best friend and decide to write a fanfiction at 4am in the morning.


"Come on, Jake. It's 3am, we don't have time for this shit," a naked blonde boy with orange eyes said in a whisper. This young man's surroundings was a hot-temperature dark room with a pile of clothes in the corner and a lump of covers right next to the blonde boy. "Jake, I'm serious, stop doing this after every time we have sex," he says, lifting the lump of covers, revealing his lover's feet. "Accept it Dirk. I'm not taking the risk of you doing something to me in my sleep," Jake said, gently pushing Dirk's face back with his feet. "I promise I won't do anything to you," Dirk said. "Yeah right," Jake replied. They stayed in complete silence for a minute, Dirk thinking of a plan and Jake trying to go to sleep. Dirk suddenly had the silliest and yet perfect plan that showed a side to Jake that he didn't want anyone to see. Dirk moved his arms under the covers and wrapped his arms around Jake's calves. "Dirk... whatcha doing?" Jake asked slowly and quietly. Dirk took one of his hands, lifting the covers to once again revealing the feet again. Dirk started stroking the feet with one hand. "Senpai won't notice me..." Dirk pouted like a child not getting his candy. "Dirk... stop" Jake said, struggling to get his legs free but failing due to his lover's iron grip. "Or maybe he's just jealous of you. Yeah, that's probably it..." Dirk smirked. Jake threw his covers over, revealing his green eyes and messy black hair, "Dirk, stop being such a child and actually be a gentleman for once by not playing with my feet and going to sleep." Dirk was ignoring him, moving onto the next stage. One toe at a time, Dirk kept saying "This little blue chick thinks Jake is jealous." During the time, Dirk was doing that, Jake and Cal were having a mini battle. Jake kept throwing his pillow at Dirk's face but an orange blur appeared, grabbing the pillow and making it appear right beside Jake again. Jake eventually gave up and leaned back, staring at the moon-lit ceiling as Dirk was going through this stage a fifth time. Dirk had noticed that Jake had settled down, so he did something that nobody would dare to do, he kissed the feet. Jake blushed massively that anyone would be able to see it in the dark. "D-Dirk... Y-You need to stop," Jake's voice trembled from hiding in his laughter and cuteness. Dirk just continued, making a mini makeout session with the feet saying "I love you" over and over again in that sexy voice of his, the sound echoing from the room and his mouth. Eventually, Dirk grew silent and fell asleep but for Jake, he was wide awake. Jake sat up from the bed and plopped himself to the other side of the bed, where Dirk was sleeping at. "I love you too..." Jake whispered, kissing Dirk's forehead before holding him closely, falling asleep in that position. The next morning, Dirk woke up, seeing that Jake was clinging to him. Dirk smiled and patted Jake on the head, making Jake smile in his sleep and say, "Welcome home Dirk..." "Yeah... I'm home" Dirk said, laying back down to go back to sleep with him. I will always come home as long as you're here to greet me when I get back Dirk thought. He closed his eyes slowly, sighing mentally. One of these days, I'll tell him that we'll live a Disney princess dream and live happily ever after together.