I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING. Except for the plotline.
"...So...you don't know where I could find Ryu Hayabusa...?" Sonia asked. "Who is she?" Ayane whispered to Muramasa. "I hear she's a government agent." Muramusa answered. "You still didn't answer my question." Sonia grumbled. Outside, a couple of Black Spider Clan Ninja's were about to break through the door. They held another ninja in their hands, about to ram him into there. "1...2..." A mouse crawled along the floor, alarmed Sonia got up. A black spider ninja came in, crashing through the wall and rolling on the floor. "Oh crap! That hurt!" He yelled as he went across the floor. He ran into Muramasa's ladder, causing him to fall on the floor. "Oof!" Muramasa yelled as he hit his head. "Did anyone teach him how to use a door?" Ayane joked.
Sonia immediatley drawed out her pistol, firing at the ninja. "Pfft, you actually use guns." Ayane chuckled. The ninja had his guts blown out of his chest. Sonia stepped outside, checking for anymore, she got whipped by a chain and taken down. The ninja put his foot on Sonia, and held his claw up getting ready to stab her. There were 2 other ninja aiding the Black Spider Ninja. Suddenly, a ninja star flew out of nowhere and hit the ninja in the face, killing him. Ryu appeared, stabbing the both of them. Disturbed, Ayane stepped outside to see what was going on. Only to have a gush of blood splash on her face from Ryu's ass kicking. "Oh! That is disgraceful!" She yelled in disgust.
"Speak for yourself." Sonia spat out. Ryu was about to untie Sonia, but a ninja star flew towards him. Instead of dodging it however, he got hit in the eye. "OH DEAR GOD! I'LL BE LIKE IN METAL GEAR SOLID 3! CRAP!" He yelled. "...Idiot." One ninja whispered, as he kidnapped Sonia. "I have the woman." He signaled the other ninjas. "I suspected more of you. Ryu Hayabusa..." He took off into the sky, or some other ninja crap. "Son of a bitch! My eye!" Ryu yelled. He fell over the railing, falling on his head. "Dammit!" He called out in pain.
The Next Day...
Ryu was knocked out after he fell off the railing. Standing above him was Ayane. "Wake up idiot." She said coldly. "I had to get CLOROX, to get this stain out of my eyes." "Sucks for you." Ayane smacked Ryu on his bad eye. "OW!" "I saw that they carried her away from Muramasa's shop." Ayane looked around "Lucky you. You could actually see. Which is strange because your supposed to be a supporting character." Ryu joked. "Shut up!" Ayane yelled out. Ayane had worked with Muramasa for a decent wage. It was a pain, but it was the only job she could find. "Want to go on a adventure?" Ryu asked. "Sure." Ayane agreed. "Alright then...now if I could only find your brother..." Ryu put his hand over his eye, and pulled the shuriken out. "SON OF A BITCH! It was better off left in!" Ryu shouted. "I think he's at home." Ayane answered, jumping on the rooftops and landing infront of Hayate's house. Ryu tried to do the same, but his eye was a little off and he mistepped, and fell on the ground. "Oof! My arm!" He yelled, once again in pain. Hayate looked outside, hearing the noise. "Hey! Wanna' go on a adventure?" Ayane asked. "Where are we going?" Hayate asked. He was still in his PJ's, camouflauge colored. "We're going to go kill off the Black Spider Clan!" Ryu shouted out. "Those sons of bitches?! They stole my TiVO! Time to kill those mofo's!" Hayate yelled, as he grabbed his Katana and his ninja get-up. "What the hell did he just say?"
"Alright, now I got to go get permission from my father to go on a adventure." Ayane peered through her door. Her father was reading a newspaper. "...Genra-San?" Hayate greeted. "WHAT?!" He threw a couple of knives at the door. "Woah! Relax!" Ayane yelled. "Oh. It's just you three." His eyes were a little bloodshot, he had a cup of coffee that had "I Heart New York" Crossed out, and it had "I Love My Butterfly" above it, bunny slippers, and still had his house robe on. Ryu was snickering, but Ayane punched him in the mouth. "Dad? Could I go on a adventure?" Ayane asked. "As long as you don't do any pot." He smiled.
Outside of the village...
They were all walking through a forest. "So, when are we getting there?" Hayate had asked, for the 35th time. "FOR THE LOVE OF COW SHIT, SHUT THE HELL UP HAYATE." Ayane yelled. The trees started rustling. They all looked up, only to see two people fighting. "Your dead Kasumi!" A voice called out. "Kasumi-Chan?" Ayane whispered. Kasumi fell out of the tree, hitting her head on another branch. "Ow!" She looked towards the trio. "..." "..." "..." "..." They all stayed silent. "Sister?" Hayate was confused. A blonde haired woman dropped from the trees. Ryu recognized her. "Rachel..." He whispered. Rachel, hearing this, turned around and saw him. "Ryu?" She landed on a branch, immediatley forgetting her fight with Kasumi. She walked over to Ryu, rubbing on him. "Mmm...your such a strong man." Hearing this, Kasumi got up, smacking Rachel. "Get your hands off of him!" She yelled, as she dived onto her and punching her. Ayane, smacking her head, kept whispering to herself. "I hate my life...I hate my life...I hate my life..." Hayate just looked on. "Dude, who would you tap?" Hayate asked Ryu. "All three of them." Ryu laughed. "This adventure's never going to end good..." Ayane whispered once more.
