It was a beautiful day outside, the sky was blue, birds were chirping. The weather was amazing too, it was warm, but there was a nice light breeze to cool everyone off. People were outside, laughing and playing. families were having picnics in the parks, people were walking dogs, friends were at the beach or pool.
In neighborhoods, the small of barbecues was strong and delicious.
It was such a beautiful day- oh who are we kidding? It's WINTER for crying out loud!
It's not nice and warm out, it's cold and windy, snow coming down repeatedly causing people to shovel their sidewalks every hour, there was ice everywhere. No one wanted to be outside, no one.
So what better way to celebrate this cold day than to have the monkeys drag our two authors through the cold and throw them in the new building for them to review? Yes, the crew had to make a new building after the pair burned the last one down after the Super Smash Bro's review.
...
The doors to the building slammed open as Spades and MC were thrown in by a large gorilla wearing a security uniform.
Slowly getting on their knees, MC scowled and glared while Spades rubbed her butt.
"Really? Really?" Spades asked growling, "The least you could have done was let me have my hot chocolate!" she had lost her cup of hot chocolate when they were kidnapped, she was lest than pleased by that.
The gorilla made some noise and Spades got a mug of hot chocolate thrown into her face.
"HOT! Hot! Hot! Hot!" She screeched standing up, face covered in the scalding liquid, and began running around.
With a sigh, M.C stood up, "Well, this is definitely a normal day," he muttered looking around, his frown deepening, "Seriously, what do you want now?"
He was given an answer by someone-possibly ROM- throwing a rock from the room above at M.C who fell at the blow, a pool of blood forming around his head. There was a note attached to the rock.
Spades, who had recovered from the hot liquid, face red from burns, picked up the note and sat on her friend, "It says we need to review an... M.C! Your blood destroyed the note! I can't read what we're supposed to review!"
She scowled and stood up, dragging M.C to the large plush red seat while she took the green one. When they sat down, another rock was thrown, hitting Spades in the gut.
"Oof!" She coughed, falling forward and clutching her stomach from the blow. After a minute, she took the rock and began to read the note on it. "Okay...we're reading an Attack on Titan story, written by..." The note fell from her hands and the color drained from her entire form.
M.C looked up, face covered in blood but awake, "Who's it by?" he asked.
"Sara."
"Oh shit."
Hi im Sara
We know. It's a horrible fact but we know.
adn i wantad to rite a new storey abot the tv shoe caled Ateck On Tywin.
Oh, if it's just Attack on Tywin then it's okay. So long as it isn't Attack on Titan.
Lauren shoed me the sho lats Sumer buthan ot tunes ut shes a lesban the hole tim
Yeah, we know. She kind of revealed how the two of you were dating.
You're kind of a bitch. She dumped you because of that.
so were not frends anemore an i stuped riten the sekwol to Sipra Smosh Bras Mishan Farm Gid becuz she mad me mad bye been a lesban.
Deal with it *Puts on pair of sunglasses*
The sho is mad in Japen wich is apartenly a difrant contry frum Asia (i lerned that in geomancy clas this yeer)
Wow, you finally figured that out.
Took her long enough.
so the sho is in Spanash insted of Englush andi
...
...Spanish? Haha, wrong language.
had to red what everone was saiyan on the botom of the scrane. Its stil a gud sho tho.
You're going to have to wait a while for it to be in English, if it gets an English Dub.
Lust thyme teh libruls sad my karaktor Sara was a marisoo
She wasn't a character, she was a self-insert.
She was one of the worst Mary Sue's I've ever seen.
so this tim the storey is gunna be abot Mekasa frum Atacked On Tampon
Pfft! Heehehee*Starts laughing like a hyena*
Oh god...
insted ofa caretaker i mad up. it taeks plase in steven moths in2 the futute becuz im onely in ate grad no not hi scule but iwill be in soptimber (my brithdau is alos in that munch its suptimer 3).
No one gives a shit!
CHAP 1 MEKUSA GOS TO HI SCOL
*Face desk* This was a bad idea...
It wuz in suptumor and the sumer was ovar
Technically, September is still Summer.
at it was Mikosa Anchormans first day in Hi Skewl she wasa frenchman.
Wow, I didn't know Mikasa was French.
He wanked outa her hose and her frend Aron Yaygur was outsid of her
Who the fuck is Aron Yaygur? Where is Eren?
"Hi Matilda" Erun sed.
...
...Seriously...? Matilda?
"Hi Ernie" Mikosa sed.
Okay Than...I'm going to pretend that these aren't the actual characters now.
"r u redy 4 hi scool" Aran sid.
"ya" Mekisa sed but relly she was sad. their was a gurl who used to be her bast frend butthan she betrayd her.
Oh I know where this is going.
the gurls nam was Aney Lemonharp and shewas a lesban now
Aaand now the AnnieXArmin, AnnieXEren, AnnieXReiner and AnnieXBert are going to kill you.
*Ships AnnieXBertholdt* I'm going to killer he- wait...*Also ships AnnieXMikasa* meh...
or maybee she alwas was and was onelym pratending to be Mekosas frend so she culd have lesbvan sax wither.
Hey, I don't care. AnnieXMikasa! Yay!
she was a softmare tho and Mikosa was onely a freeman so they woldnt hav maney clasas tofeter.
I'm sure that even if Mikasa is a freeman she's going to have classes with Annie.
"u lok liek ur sad is it becuz of Annoy" Erem sod "dont worey i no she stoped bein ur frend in the sumer befor we wer in ate grad and she wsa a freidman in hyrule
Hyrule?! What?! What's that doing here?!
No! No more Mission from God!
and no shes goen arond sayen u2 wer lesbans butino ur strate."
Oh, like you thought you were but aren't?
"tanks" Miksara sed.
You don't get tanks.
You'll blow up the whole school to protect Eren. So no tanks for you.
Mikaka new wen she got too hi scol she neded 2 get a bofrend relly fast sothat everone new she wasnt a lesban
Instead everyone will think your a slut.
At least go with Levi. I don't care if he's a teacher in this, if Mikasa isn't with Annie or Sasha, she will be with Levi.
Not Eren?
She's practically his adopted slash foster sister!
and Aney was a lyar.
I don't think people will care. They're too scared of Annie.
Wen Iran and Macaca
So a country and Macaca?
Don't know what Macaca is.
got to the hi scol Misaka sawed sum guyz playen feetbal. on guy was tall and blund and has big mussels.
...Hello Reiner.
"whos that" Mikara sed.
"tahtrs Reindeer Bronn
Pfft!
Hello, Reindeer.
hes the karterbak of the fotbull teem"
...Not surprised.
"i shud dat him then everone wold no im strait" Mekasa sade.
"but hes a senyor and ur a frackman" Arin sed.
So? I've got a classmate who's engaged to a 25 year old and she's a junior. I don't think Freshman-Senior dating is that big of a deal.
Mekasa siged and walled towards the scule butt
Walk to the butt, Mikasa, walk to it.
hen Rainier was ran win futbal and bamped into Mikosa.
"Sorey" he sad.
"Watch where you're going."
"its oak" Mekosa sed. Renner halped her 2 her fett.
"Im Raisin Bran" he saud.
Pffft!
Hello, I didn't know you were cereal.
"Im Miksara Agumon" Mekosa saed.
Nope!
You are not Agumon! Agumon is cool! And he's a Digimon!
Butt hat was wen the bull stated rinning and tehy hadto getg 2 clues
Butt hat was when the bull started ringing and they had to get two clues.
Okay, so we're going to post the first three chapters together as a sort of kickstarter. So here are three chapters.
