Just Act Maturely
AN: Oh God no why? Back by popular demand and now significantly more lewd because this fic started as a means to cut loose with all the swearing and adultery I could handle and SOMEHOW it became my most popular story so here we go with a sequel! Just to prove my point, we're starting off on a….climax….of sorts...
Chapter 1: Just Another Day in Your Pants
These were surely the best days of Ruby's life. She was at home without a care in the world. This, after a long night of drinking and what was turning into an even hotter and longer night of love making. It had been a year since she and Jaune first hooked up. A whole year since she first seduced him and rocked his world. Now, in a glistening melody of heavy breaths, sweat and athleticism, he was rocking her world.
It was quite the memorable climax to her night. Face down, squealing into the pillow while she white knuckled the bed sheets. Jaune collapsed soon after in a mess of sweaty breaths. Ruby moved her head to talk to him as he looked at the ceiling and readjusted himself.
"I love nights like this." Ruby sighed.
"Same." Jaune huffed. "Oh..." He trailed off.
"What is it?" Ruby asked.
"It's nothing." He assured. "Just thinking about how much I love you."
"I bet you say that to all the girls who suck your dick."
"Well...you're not wrong." Jaune laughed. "Allll two of them."
"Three." Ruby corrected.
"Nope. Never did that with Reese." Jaune corrected her back.
"Well, that was a long time ago." Ruby said as she poked his chiseled chest. "You're all mine now. This might be the oxytocin talking but you're far and away the best I've ever had."
"You're just saying that because I'm right here."
"Well, look at your competition." Ruby said, making Jaune think for a few moments.
"I guess." Jaune changed the subject. "Do you think the neighbors heard us?"
"Hell if I care." Ruby said. "It's not like they get all pissy about it." Ruby readjusted herself to prop up on her arm. "Glynda's really cool when she's not in work mode. Not like, Ren level cool, but way cooler than I thought she'd be."
"Still, she's scolded me about noise complaints." Jaune said.
"That's because you squeal louder than I do a lot of times." Ruby started cracking up. "Which reminds me, today when I got back from that little job...I may or may not have heard a certain general getting pretty loud in Glynda's apartment."
"That's an image I don't need to have." Jaune said as he fixated his eyes on Ruby. "Yeah...this image right here is what I want etched into memory." Ruby started to blush but cursed herself.
"Why am I such a fucking sucker for lines like that?" Ruby berated herself.
"Because you got your entire perception of the world from storybooks." Jaune said as he leaned in for a kiss.
"Not all of it." Ruby said. "I've had to grow up."
"Well, we're not quite there yet. But that's all the more reason to cling to that childish enthusiasm you have every once in a while."
"I'd rather cling to your mature orgasmic body." Ruby said as she wrapped herself around him. She gave a big yawn, inviting Jaune in for another open-mouth kiss. Her eyes started feeling heavy and drowsy. "What time is it?" She asked. Jaune quickly looked at his clock.
"Two in the morning." He said.
"Shit it's bedtime." Ruby got comfortable and closed her eyes. "You and I have our yearly physicals tomorrow."
"Well, after tonight I'd say we're pretty in-shape. What time did we come in here? Nine-thirty?"
"Something like that." Ruby sighed in content. She drifted off to sleep in mere moments after that. As long as they went, usually she'd be able to go longer. Or at the very least not pass out as quickly as she did.
They woke up a few hours later and ate a quick breakfast. Ruby was having a Monday sort of day and couldn't be bothered to put on her full getup. So, she settled for a sweater, leggings, boots a mini skirt and her cape. Jaune just wore a sweater and jeans proving that an under-dressed guy is way more under-dressed than an under-dressed woman.
They took bikes to the medical center. Jaune looked like such a dork in his helmet. Whereas Ruby felt like a badass with her cape flowing in the wind. Jaune had wanted to save up for a car but Ruby just couldn't see the use of it. It was too much money and too much work and too much of a hassle for the very limited benefits it had. If she had a long way to go she'd just as soon take a train or a bullhead and if the destination was too close for them to be viable, she'd just walk or ride her bike like today. Jaune did say he was saving up money for a moped though. Apparently Jaune was convinced that mopeds were cool. Hearing stuff like that made Ruby question whether she liked Jaune because of his dorkiness or in spite of it. Probably the former.
Ruby and Jaune had different doctors for these annual checkups. Jaune's doctor was an eccentric man named Dr. Steinman. Ruby's doctor was a pretty, olive-skinned Faunas girl named Dr. Night. Ruby's was the best her massive insurance plan could afford. Because of her lineage, and importance in the endless fight for human existence against the ever-present Grimm, her care was always a top priority of the Huntsmen leaders. Too bad that only extended to her physical health. They didn't care that she was an alcoholic and wouldn't care if she was homeless-all the less to keep her off the frontier where she belonged. Ruby didn't mind so long as their situational care didn't screw her over. She was perfectly fine with spending weeks or even months on end systematically exterminating every spec of Grimm in any given area.
After several awkward minutes of standing, sitting and having everything checked out and answering one of those questionaires with a lot of private and personal questions on it, Ruby was done. Dr. Night just had to send in the paperwork and Ruby had to wait for Jaune. But since Dr. Moon didn't have any other clients today, she decided to talk to Ruby a bit.
"So, how's Jaune been doing?" Dr. Night asked.
"Awesome." Ruby said with a bit more elation than she intended.
"Tell me, is it more...entertaining going out on missions with him, dates, or just lounging around home?"
"Tough question." Ruby said as she put a finger to her chin. "The easy answer would be home. But there's so many chores and cleaning and bill paying and neighborhood bullshit to deal with. I'd actually say going on missions. I just feel so free out there you know."
"That's why I even posed a question. Literally anyone else would have said home in a heartbeat."
"Well, I'm not anyone else." Ruby tossed her scroll in the air. "What about you? You don't have a wedding ring but do you have a special someone."
"I am talking to someone." Dr. Night said.
"Great to hear." Ruby said. "You know, you're always welcome in our apartment, just give us a ring."
"Can do." Dr. Night said. At that moment Ruby received a message saying that Jaune was done. "See you next time you need something."
"Or when you finally drop by." Ruby said.
"I'll see when I'm open." Dr. Night assured.
Next on the agenda was lunch with Jaune. She was going to make him pay for it. Granted she was going to pay him back with...favors. "Goods and services are a fundamental part of economics and I certainly have the goods." Ruby would say whenever she bribed him with sex. But she isn't "needy"-as Yang suggested-she swears.
"So what do you want for lunch?" Jaune asked.
"I don't care." Ruby said.
"How about A Simple Wok?"
"No, not that." Ruby said.
"Davy Crockpot's?"
"We just ate there yesterday."
"Vito's?"
"Ewe that's gross." Ruby teased. Jaune gave her a disapproving scowl. Ruby gave him a shit-eating grin.
"Don't be such a typical girl." Jaune huffed.
"I'm just fucking with you. Vito's is fine." Ruby submitted.
So they went to Vito's-a really good restaurant with food from all around the world. Vito was also a very skilled chef, powerful enough to have a semblance. That semblance may not be much in a fight but it made him a badass chef. He had a unique ability to determine exactly what people needed and wanted to eat. The fact he didn't broadcast that ability is what allowed him to keep from getting swarmed. But it did make him the most popular of local purveyors of fresh food.
"Hello!" Vito said in a singing voice. "Let's see, a fruit salad for Mr. Arc and uh..." He paused a moment. "Smoked sausage for "
"Oih, that sounds really good!" Ruby cheered.
"I know." Vito bragged.
They sat at a table and their food arrived promptly. Jaune and Ruby were talking about their respective physicals and how things have been for their respective families. Towards the end of their meal, Ruby ate her last sausage suggestively.
"And I thought Yang lived in an all-dick world." Jaune rolled his eyes.
"I've just been in a mood lately." Ruby said.
"I've noticed." He said. Then he lowered his voice. "I mean, you've always been...fit...and with a lot of stamina but last night was ridiculous and so was the last week or two. I'm having trouble keeping up."
"You've been more than adequate." Ruby said. "When we first started fucking, I was the one having trouble keeping up."
"I doubt that." Jaune said. "Don't women tend to have bigger drives."
"I don't know about that but we are harder to get off."
"Don't I know it." Jaune said. "I don't know if it's my luck or if it's all women but every girl I've been with go all night."
"Sounds like good luck." She winked.
"Yeah." Jaune sighed. "Sex hasn't gotten routine for you, has it?"
"Fuck no." Ruby was almost offended by the thought. "Has it for you?"
"No!" Jaune defended. Not for you anyway. It did with Pyrrha after the second year. But you and I fuck way more often than Pyrrha and I ever did."
"That's surprising." Ruby said. "Given what you told me and what I've um...heard...through the grapevine."
"Grapevine is code for Yang." Jaune said knowingly.
"Okay, Yang may have slept with Pyrrha."
"What the actual fuck?" Jaune's face was tearing between appalled and humored."How? When? Why? What the hell?"
"Alcohol. A year ago. Boredom...probably. And I just found out a few months ago."
"And you didn't tell me?"
"I don't ever bring up Yang's sex life with you if I can help it. She catches enough shit from me...and other people...one of which literally shit on her."
"Okay, teah, gross." Jaune shook his head. "Did that actually happen."
"I don't think so." Ruby said. "More of a possibility than an actual thing."
"Ah." Jaune said. "Answer me this. Is there anyone in our old social circle your sister hasn't fucked?"
"I don't know, maybe!" Ruby threw her hands up. I just know she hasn't fucked you."
"Don't sound so mad about that." Jaune said. "I'm actually surprised she hasn't tried to...join us..."
"Who said she hasn't tried?" Ruby let slip out.
"Wow, this is a conversation I didn't think we'd have."
"She's my sister!" Ruby raised her voice. "That's a line I'm not wanting to cross. At least not anytime soon."
"Well, if you're fine with it, I'll be fine with it." Jaune said with a laugh. "Havent given threesomes any thought."
"Weiss or Penny." Ruby said without missing a beat.
"And you have thought about this." Jaune feigned surprise.
"Well, Weiss is my best friend and I know you like her and tried dating her and all that. As for Penny, she's a literal machine. Collectively they almost made me go bi."
"Yeah I don't really have someone like that." Jaune said. "Though, Ren is one handsome man."
"That he is." Ruby said. "I know Yang liked him but never went for him because she thought he and Nora were the cutest thing ever. But I must admit, Ren is pretty damn sexy."
"Have you talked to them lately?" Jaune asked.
"Not since they had that kid last year." Ruby said. "It kinda pisses me off that they're always too busy for anyone now."
"Yeah, even their friends in Mistral don't see them hardly ever."
"I really don't want a kid for a long time."
"You and me, we're better off getting married first." Jaune rolled his eyes.
"And that's not happening for a while." Ruby huffed. She had mentioned it several times before. She was absolutely deadset on marrying Jaune. Jaune was more reluctant. He waited four years with Pyrrha before even thinking about it and as soon as he did their relationship deteriorated. And it was only in hindsight that Jaune realized that his entertaining of the thought of marriage was him subconsciously realizing how stagnant their relationship already was.
"Penny for your thoughts." Jaune said.
"I want to go home and burn the calories from this meal."
"I might have just the thing for you." Jaune said. "I mean, fuck it, right? Ain't nothing better to do than make love to you."
"You're damn right." Ruby said.
AN: Happy Birthday Kitty-Kirishima, a lovely artist and friend of mine. I'm going to try to keep up a daily upload schedule but with school starting I don't know if I can. Thank you all for once again reading this trashy story.
