Wizard rock, what's up with that stuff?
Andrew Sims here to show you the fluff
Podcasting Sundays, late afternoon
Talking Harry Potter like a wolf howling at the moon
Theories, discussion, more pickles, please!
Fans in the stands screaming on their knees
Our show got big, nobody thought it would
It was like the little train, the engine that could
Now please, here's the main even
It's my first single, so give me time to vent
People 'round the world listen to our show
We got many segments so let's give it a go
So I ask, who's the best Potter podcast around?
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We got to stop selling T-shirts, we're gonna sell underground
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It's really pretty funny, the fans say we're hot and smart
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Look out, you other podcasts, we're about to climb the chart!
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We will start with news each and every week
Micah Tan the anchorman, making all the girls shriek
With laughter, I mean, this guy is really funny
Don't be buggin' him, though, he'll kill some purple bunnies
The announcements, hold up, let's skip those
I'll be the first to admit they should be disposed
Podcast Alley, vote once a month
There I said it once, now do it 'til your life's done
Let's get to the part we call the main discussion
It's catchy and intriguing, as is percussion
Sometimes we screw up on a fact or two
It's true, the fans knew, they often make a breakthrough
Speaking of fans we have listener rebuttals
Sent in via e-mail faster than the space shuttle
We love feedback, it's great to open and read
And now, let me ask you, are you ready to proceed?
So I ask, who's the best Potter podcast around?
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We got to stop selling T-shirts, huh, we're gonna sell underground
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It's really pretty funny, the fans say we're hot and smart
M-U-double G-L-E-C-A-S-and a T
Look out, you other podcasts, we're about to climb the chart!
M-U-double G-L-E-C-A-S-and a T
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E-mail, send it off to us
The rebuttals, feedback, complaints come by the bus
Load, day after day It makes my brain fry, so don't expect a reply
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme a butterbeer
When Ben's got an issue with Potter, you better stand clear
Christianity, Emma Watson, ugh, Laura Mallory
Give it a rest, it's just a good story
I hate to speak its name, chapter-by-chapter
Going page by page analyzing what's after
Each and every letter, nothing is missed
Sadly, though, it made the MuggleCast reject list
1-218-20-MAGIC It's the number fans call with a question, don't make it tragic
Call right now, leave us a note
Don't make it something boring or we'll have your throat
So I ask, who's the best Potter podcast around?
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We got to stop selling T-shirts, huh, we're gonna sell underground
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It's really pretty funny, the fans say we're hot and smart
M-U-double G-L-E-C-A-S-and a T
Look out, you other podcasts, we're about to climb the chart!
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This concludes my very first single
Podcasting finally has a catchy jingle
Hopin' this song puts wizard rock to a new level
I'm just prayin' Harry and the Potters don't wish me on the devil
Another year of MuggleCast just around the corner
We hope you'll be there through every last mourner
Not to mention the final book to open and read
Watch out, you other podcasts, are you ready to proceed?
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