Wizard rock, what's up with that stuff?

Andrew Sims here to show you the fluff


Podcasting Sundays, late afternoon

Talking Harry Potter like a wolf howling at the moon


Theories, discussion, more pickles, please!

Fans in the stands screaming on their knees

Our show got big, nobody thought it would

It was like the little train, the engine that could

Now please, here's the main even

It's my first single, so give me time to vent

People 'round the world listen to our show


We got many segments so let's give it a go

So I ask, who's the best Potter podcast around?

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We got to stop selling T-shirts, we're gonna sell underground

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It's really pretty funny, the fans say we're hot and smart

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Look out, you other podcasts, we're about to climb the chart!

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We will start with news each and every week

Micah Tan the anchorman, making all the girls shriek

With laughter, I mean, this guy is really funny

Don't be buggin' him, though, he'll kill some purple bunnies

The announcements, hold up, let's skip those

I'll be the first to admit they should be disposed


Podcast Alley, vote once a month

There I said it once, now do it 'til your life's done

Let's get to the part we call the main discussion

It's catchy and intriguing, as is percussion


Sometimes we screw up on a fact or two


It's true, the fans knew, they often make a breakthrough


Speaking of fans we have listener rebuttals

Sent in via e-mail faster than the space shuttle

We love feedback, it's great to open and read

And now, let me ask you, are you ready to proceed?

So I ask, who's the best Potter podcast around?

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We got to stop selling T-shirts, huh, we're gonna sell underground

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It's really pretty funny, the fans say we're hot and smart


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Look out, you other podcasts, we're about to climb the chart!


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E-mail, send it off to us

The rebuttals, feedback, complaints come by the bus

Load, day after day
It makes my brain fry, so don't expect a reply

Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme a butterbeer

When Ben's got an issue with Potter, you better stand clear


Christianity, Emma Watson, ugh, Laura Mallory


Give it a rest, it's just a good story

I hate to speak its name, chapter-by-chapter

Going page by page analyzing what's after

Each and every letter, nothing is missed

Sadly, though, it made the MuggleCast reject list

1-218-20-MAGIC
It's the number fans call with a question, don't make it tragic


Call right now, leave us a note

Don't make it something boring or we'll have your throat

So I ask, who's the best Potter podcast around?

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We got to stop selling T-shirts, huh, we're gonna sell underground

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It's really pretty funny, the fans say we're hot and smart

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Look out, you other podcasts, we're about to climb the chart!

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This concludes my very first single

Podcasting finally has a catchy jingle

Hopin' this song puts wizard rock to a new level


I'm just prayin' Harry and the Potters don't wish me on the devil

Another year of MuggleCast just around the corner

We hope you'll be there through every last mourner

Not to mention the final book to open and read

Watch out, you other podcasts, are you ready to proceed?

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