Chapter 1

Chris was sound asleep in his bed. He was awoken by the sound of a knock on the door. He got, walked downstairs, and opened the door to see Chuck.

"Hey Chuck," Chris said. "What brings you here at this hour?"

"It's only 8:30," Chuck said.

"Come in," Chris said.

Chuck came in and he and Chris sat on the couch.

"I am freaking out!" Chuck said. "This morning I was a single 22 year old living in a one bedroom apartment with a pool provided with no extra charge for $200 month. Then just 3 short hours ago my ex-girlfriend shows up and introduces me to my son I didn't even know I had!"

"Chris Keller was there," Chris said.

"Can't you see I'm freaking out?" Chuck asked.

"Sorry," Chris said.

"I do not know what I'm going to do!" Chuck shouted.

"Chris Keller has some advice," Chris said.

"Yes?" Chuck asked.

"First thing's first," Chris said. "Get a paternity test."

"Okay," Chuck said.

"Then find out your legal rights," Chris said.

"Thank you Chris," Chuck said. "How do you know so much about that?"

"Parenthood," Chris replied.

"Okay," Chuck said. "I'll take a paternity test."

"Or there's Plan B," Chris said.

"What's that?" Chuck asked.

Chris got up and got a suitcase out of the closet and opened it. He pulled out a red wig and put it on Chuck.

"You're name is Brendan Yukon and you just moved here from Dallas, Texas," Chris said. "And you're a country singer with sass."

"I'll take the paternity test," Chuck said taking off the wig.

"One more thing," Chris said.

Chris and Chuck embraced tightly.

"I remember when you were 16 and tried to sneak home after your curfew in creative ways, but Chris Keller always caught you and grounded you," Chris said.

"I miss those days," Chuck said.

"Me too," Chris said. "However, I'm glad you still call me Daddy from time to time. But that kid of yours, he cannot call Chris Keller Grandpa."

"Got it," Chuck said.