A/N: Pls go read apriiil's story Last Minute Shopping before you read this, it'll make so much more sense.
CoLu Week 2k17 Day 3: Endearment
Yukino shot a glance at Lucy's fridge, raising an eyebrow. "I see you're getting use out of the magnet set Macbeth and I gave you." Because on the fridge, written out in magnets, were nothing but insults.
Don't forget to pay the water bill, wench
Pick up milk, dickhead
fuck you no
Sasserella peed on the carpet, trailer trash
u kno whr the pt r
By the time her eyes got to the bottom of the list, she assumed they'd run out of magnets. Fastidious Lucy never wrote in text speak; she abhorred it. Yukino was mildly impressed that Erik had managed to spell out that second to last sentence without taking up the entire fridge. "Did you guys get more magnets? Because I know there weren't that many in the box."
"Yes, apparently Jellal saw the same set in another store and gave it to us as a wedding gift. Our vocabulary has…expanded since then."
"Your friends know you so well."
"I know, right?" Lucy's half maniacal grin reminded Yukino just why Erik and Lucy were so perfect for each other.
"Honey I'm home!"
Speak of the devil and he shall appear.
Yukino rolled her eyes and grinned at the couple, rising to leave because they were grossly affectionate all the time. "You guys are a match made in heaven, I mean honestly. Have fun being gross."
"Bye bye, Kino!"
