I included an OC because I already got Sakura as the bad guy. Just think of her as you.

You should already know this, but I don't own Naruto.


Chap. 1) We are the ELEMENTS?! (Yui's POV.)

"Losers! No one wants you here. Why don't you go kill yourselves? HA!"

The foul words of that woman make me sick.

By 'That Woman', I mean Sakura Haruno. One of the worst people to have ever existed.

"Let's go guys."

By 'Guys' I mean my best friends Hinata, Ino, Tenten, and Temari.

Oh yeah! My name is Yui. The 'Bitch" of the story.

"I hate that girl."

Yep, Temari is pissed. Not a good sign.

"I know right?"

Tenten's pissed too.

"I can't believe I was friends with her."

Ino's pissed. God help me.

"I'll fucking kill her."

Hinata has become unpredictable. Send help.

"I need to take off steam. I'm going on a walk. Who wants to come?"

I don't have anger issues, I don't have anger issues, I definitely don't have anger issues.

Ok, FINE. I may have a slight anger problem... or a lot of anger problems.

"Ouch!"

God, I tripped on something. Please don't tell me I have anger issues AND am a dumbass.

"Ha, you tri-, what is that?"

"Huh, how dare you... Ino, what's that?"

"I don't know, open it."

"No way! Make Temari open it."

"Make Hinata open it!"

"What? Hell no."

~10 Minutes of Fighting Later~

"JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'll open it."

That got everybody's attention. Maybe I shouldn't of said that... Eh, whatever. Let's do this!

I put my hands on the tiny, but pretty, box in front of me. I unlock the golden clip in the front and a yellow light blinds me.

Guess what was in it?

...

...

...

Hear that?

Exactly.

NOTHING!

Ten: "WHAT THE FUCK?"

Tem: "THERE'S NOTHING IN IT!"

Hina: "I WAS FUCKING TRICKED!"

Ino: "WHO THE FUCK LEFT THIS GODDAMN THING HERE?"

Yui: "Calm do-"

"Hello, mate!"

Yui: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?"

Hina: "You're the one that said calm down."

Yui: "YEAH, BUT THERE'S A FUCKING, TALKING CAT IN FRONT OF US! AND IT HAS AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT!"

Hina "That's true. Excuse me for a moment. *Cough, Cough* WHAT THE FUCK?!"

"Wait, my name is Toto. I am a E-"

Ten: " CAT NAMED TOTO?! GOLD! HA HA HA!"

To: "Yes my name is T-"

Ten: "IT LOST THE ACCENT!"

To: "JUST SHUT UP!"

That was even more powerful than my 'SHUT UP'! I'll give him credit for that, so i'll listen.

To: "As I was saying, My name is Toto. I am an Elemental Cat. I'm here to tell you that the five of you have been selected to become Elementals."

Tem: "What in fuck's sake is an Elemental."

To: "An Elemental is someone who can control their Element by will, perfectly."

Ten: "So, what Elements are we?"

To: "That is a good question Tenten."

Ten: "Wait, how do you know my name?"

To: "Sweetheart, I know of your names. That why I talk."

Ten: "Oh... wait what?"

To: "Nevermind. Tenten since you asked, I give you yours first, you are the Element of Fire. You can basically burn a village down with a snap of your fingers.

Ten: "Can I burn people down?"

To: "Yes, yes you can."

Ten: "YES! TAKE THAT PINK BITCH!"

To: "Well first, put on this red, fire necklace."

Ten: "Um, ok."

She put it on. I closed my eyes.

LIGHT. RED GODDAMN LIGHT!

She had one of those girly transformations that you only see in animes.

She then came out of the light in a red kimono that fight her, strangely, well.

Ten: "Is or was that normal?"

To: "Eh, normal enough. Next is Ino. You have the Earth Elemental."

Ino: "Well, ok..."

Her Necklace was green and in the shape of a leaf.

Ino: "I don't know..."

To:: "Are you going to put it on or not?"

Ino: "Fine."

GREEN LIGHT. LIGHT EMITTING FROM A BODY?

Ino came out with a fitting green short-kimono.

Ino: "I feel weird..."

To: "That means you're already a natural."

Ino "Umm-"

To: "Temari, come up. "

Silence.

We all looked at Temari.

Tem: "What?"

To: "GET YOUR DAMN, SKANKY ASS OVER HERE!"

Tem: "Yes sir!"

She ran over like a skank.

To: "You are the Element of Wind."

Tem: "Yeah, no shit. I have a fucking fan on my back."

She was given a necklace with three long, narrow, white lines, that were curled up at the end.

This time it was YELLOW GODDAMN LIGHT!

She came out in a pretty yellow short-kimono.

Tem: "I feel weird."

To: " Very good. I can see it, you will be AMAZING."

You could feel the sarcasm dripping down from his voice.

To: "Next is Hinata."

Hina: "Try anything strange and i'll beat yo' ass."

To: "Yeah, i'll keep that in mind. You're the element of water."

The necklace had a the shape of a water droplet. It was obviously blue.

BLUE FUCKING LIGHT!

Why am I surprised?

Hinata came out in a form fitting blue kimono.

Hina: "I guess it's o-"

To: "Next is Yui."

I didn't want to go up.

LIKE, at all.

Eh, I guess it'll be alright.

To: "About time. Your Element is Light and Darkness."

A reached out my hand to grab the Yin Yang necklace.

It never reached.

Yui: "On second thought..."

The cat threw the necklace at my face. Let's just say I didn't have any reflexes.

Yui: "The fuck man?"

To: "JUST PUT THE DAMN THING ON!"

Yui: "OK, JUST STOP FUCKING YELLING AT ME!"

I don't have much to lose anyway.

The tingly feeling on my body was enough for me to cringe. I was engulfed in white and black light. I felt clothes appear on my body.

I fell out of the light.

I have only one word to describe the beautiful black and white short-kimono on me.

It...

Was...

So...

FUCKING ITCHY!

Yui: "GET IT OFF!"

To: "So sad, too bad. Anyway, I want you all to meet here tomorrow at the same time as right now. Go ahead and destroy this village for all I care."

Ten: "What if we don't get back here in time?"

To: "Then i'll give that so called 'Pink Bitch' you mentioned, powers. Lots of powers."

Ino: "You wouldn't..."

To: "Try me, I dare you. But, Do you understand?"

All: "Yes sir."

To: "Until tomorrow then."

The cat threw down a pink smoke bomb and 'Supposably Disappeared'.

We saw him run up a tree.

I don't think he can get down…

~5 Minutes Later~

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH"

"HAHA! BURN BITCH, BURN!"


I found this in my drive yesterday. I might have been high...

All I can really say while reading this is 'What The FUCK?'

Anyway, I probably will get my high self to continue this.

Thanks for reading!