Clumsy Oaf

Disclaimer: sigh I don't own Naruto. If I did, there would be much much love and the Akatsuki would get much more screen time.


--Naruto's apartment, sometime after midnight--

Frantically driving each other towards ecstasy, the hazy-minded trio, envied by all, could think of nothing else but the hormonal heights they were rapidly climbing to as one embodiment. A beautiful sight they were, (especially to certain perverted sensei's) as the two powerful shinobi drove into their rosette counterpart. All eyes were clenched tight, all mouths wide open and crying out from the depths of their souls, the fiery tension building inside to a pinnacle of relief. The sounds of their lovemaking echoed out through the night, the wandering few passersby smiling and shaking their heads at the teenagers' passionate affairs.

Shouts of "Harder," "Faster," and various "Oh's" and "Ugh's" and other indistinguishable gutteral sounds, male and female alike filled the otherwise peaceful air long into the night. At long last, the sounds of lovemaking escalated into what seemed impossible levels as frantic motions grew even more frantic, loud cries became even louder, until three intense wails varying from "Oh Kami I'm gonna…!" rang out, followed by three just as intense screams of release.

Then all was silent.

Behind closed doors, the young lovers panted and gasped for breath, coming down off their lustful high, shaking and shuddering with unsteady forms.

"Kami…felt…good." The sweaty speaker slipped out from underneath his two partners to flop over onto his stomach to the side of them, still attempting to catch his breath.

The female that had been in between in turn fell back on the bed, eyes closed in utter content, fully satiated by the two men.

"No…kidding," she managed to gasp out.

The third and final participant, completely exhausted, followed suit in collapsing onto the bed face first. As if they were in slow motion, the other male looked on as two heads cracked together, followed by two startled yelps.

"Ow!"

"Ow!"

"Oof!"

The breath left the female's lungs under the suffocating dead weight.

"Naruto! You clumsy oaf, " Sakura barked, "You're heavy, Get Off!" Insanely strong arms shoved the larger body onto the floor below.

A pause…then,

"Umm…Sakura?" The male still on the bed glanced at her curiously.

"Hmmm?" She replied, eyes still blissfully closed.

A dark mass of spikes peeked up from over the edge, and a slightly amused tone creeped into his voice.

"I'm Naruto."

Bright green eyes shot open as both light, boyish laughter and disgruntled mumbles and cursing came soon after that revelation.


A/N: Tell me what you think! I've got more ideas for Team 7 drabbles (not all involve copulation) but I want to know what you all think before I post any more. Plus: Major story on the way. Involves Sakura getting (collective 'gasp!') kidnapped by the Akatsuki. Totally takes the cliche'd plot to the max. Coming soon!