Disclaimer: All right, this started out as a Disclaimer joke for the next chapter, but it went on too long, so I decided to make it a little drabble for everyone to enjoy until I can get the next chapter out.

Takes place during Dead Reckoning.

Ever wonder what the others were doing as when the gorilla beam hit them in the episode Dead Reckoning? Well I think it went a little something like this:


---Fuzzy Wuzzy---

By: Mists


The Gorilla beam passed over John and Wally as they stood in the hall of the Metro Tower.

Wally slowly brought his arms down from shielding his face.

The speedster seemed stunned as he asked, "Man! What the heck was-"

Wally then looked down at his hands. He noticed that his arms had suddenly become quite large and covered with red fur. He then quickly looked at John…. and his jaw dropped open at the sight.

John then turned to his friend in shock as Wally stuttered out, "You- uh m-me…g-gorillas..."

Wally and John then turned to look at their reflections in the building window.

Wally's first thought was, "Oh for the love of god…Not again!!" having remembered the warped dream Grodd had given him of turning into a gorilla when his mind had been taken over. It was not a memory he wanted to re-live again, but at least in the dream he didn't look like this.

"OH…MY…GOD… I'm like a giant red fuzzball!!" screamed Wally as looked at his large, fluffy orange reflection in the window. Other gasps of shock could be heard throughout the tower as well.

Gorilla John covered a snorted laugh saying, "Yeah, you…you certainly are kid!"

Gorilla Wally glared at Gorilla John stating, "Dude, I wouldn't be laughing if I were you."

"But I'm not an orange puffball!" replied Gorilla John as he wiped away a tear of laughter.

It was true, Wally was much fluffier than John in this form.

Gorilla Wally growled between his big teeth, "Shut it, man!" as he continued to glare at his friend.

Just then Gorilla Shayera walked into the room brandishing her mace threateningly. John took one look at her and broke down into hysterics. For you see, the transformation had left her every bit as orange and fluffy as Wally.

"I'd stop laughing I were you, John," said Fluffy Gorilla Shayera, clearly at the end of her limited patience.

Gorilla John croaked out between bursts of laughter, "You two look like a pair of plush toys!"

Fluffy Gorilla Shayera and Fluffy Gorilla Wally shared a sour look.

Then Gorilla Wally asked, "Shayera… would you be mad at me if I beat the ever-loving crap out of him?"

Gorilla Shayera replied, "Only if you don't leave a piece for me."

The two then cracked their knuckles and advanced towards Gorilla John.

John, noticing their change in attitude, started to crawl away from them saying,

"Uh, guys… Come on! I was only joking… Wally…c-come on, man! S-Shayera, what are you doing wit-GAHHH!"

And so the two monkey-fied heroes, pounded John into the ground, never even pausing in their actions when they suddenly changed back to normal.

When Shayera and Wally were finally done, they dusted off their hands and went to the cafeteria for some dinner.

Wally then suddenly turned back to John and shouted, "Nobody makes monkeys out of us!"


-The End-


Authors Notes: Yeah, I know. Not my usual length, but it was just such a fun idea. I just really wanted it to stand on its own. More of "From Respect to Friendship" coming soon! I just needed a funny break from all the drama I've been writing lately. And comedy just comes naturally to me.