Soul Eater Cosplay Skit:: Another Oh, So, Ordinary Day In Death City. Or Is It?

~ Written by Ame


Narrator: It was just another plain old boring day down in Death City, Soul and Maka fighting, Kid having OCD, Patty laughing at Kid having OCD, Liz being afraid of a toilet paper roll, and Black Star, wait are you kidding me here, Black Star is in the park meeting a person no one on Soul Eater knows? HOW!

Black Star: Who are you? I'm the BIG, Black Star, and I'm going to surpass god! (points to himself)

Naruto: Well I'll become the next hokage! (Flashes famous grin)

Black Star: God surpasses Hokage! (laughs)

Naruto: Well, well, I can clone myself! (does Kage Bunshin no jutsu and now there are two Narutos)

Black Star: Well, I cant, I, can run really fast. Speed Star!

Naruto: Wait, wait, wait, I can run fast with out having to say speed whatever. Is that all you can do? Punch things?

Black Star: NO! I have Tsubaki, she can turn into a blade, a sword, a smoke bomb and a chain scythe!

Naruto: Sounds like she does all the work.

Narrator: Naruto and Black Star keep arguing and here comes a stressed out Kid.

Kid: Oh no, the basketball hoop, it's unsymmetrical! (goes and the floor and grieves, a fan girl walks in)

Fan girl: (Screams) Death the Kid! OMG, It's really you! And, and you have those oh so cute three stripes in you hair, (screams again) I LOVE YOU! Oh wait, what's wrong? (sits next to Kid)

Kid: Everything, wait, wait! (stands up and looks at fan girls clothes) You, your clothes, THEY'RE PERFECT! (happy, fan girls best friend walks in)

Fan's best friend: There you are I've been looking for you, (picks up fan girl and looks at Kid, who is looking at them)

Kid: You two, same height, same cup size, same hair color, same clothes, you guy (Shocked, but happy) YOU GUY ARE PERFECTLY SYMMETRICAL!

Fan's best friend: Let's go before his OCD kicks in more, and he, like, attacks us. (Drags fan girl away, Kid follows them.)

Narrator: Okay then, good for Kid, lets check up on Maka and Soul and Blair, in Maka and Soul's apartment.

Maka: Hey Soul, what do you want for dinner tonight? (Soul looks at Maka)

Soul: You! (Grabs Maka, dips her, and kisses her, Blair walks in)

Blair: Children theses days, First Naruto and Black Star's argument, causing Black Star to end up crying because Naruto's apparently better then him? Then Kid stalking some poor girls, and now Maka and Soul making out? What are you gunna do? (Shrugs and walks away)