Aragog's Dinner Song

(To be sung to the tune of "The Christmas Song")

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. Sniffle.

Mortals roasting on an open fire

Burning ears and flaming nose

Who needs songs by a heavenly choir

When you've got humans screaming in death throes?

Everybody knows

A platter full of human toes

Is an appetizing sight

Tiny spiders with all eight eyes aglow

Will try hard not to drool with delight

They know that dinner's on its way

And it's so good, their taste buds will be blown away

And not a spider child is gonna cry

When they know that a human's being fried

And so, I'm offering this simple phrase

Before you all begin to chew:

May this meal be in best of taste

And happy dining to you.

Hopefully you found that amusing. You may never think of The Christmas Song in the same way again...please review!!