Aragog's Dinner Song
(To be sung to the tune of "The Christmas Song")
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. Sniffle.
Mortals roasting on an open fire
Burning ears and flaming nose
Who needs songs by a heavenly choir
When you've got humans screaming in death throes?
Everybody knows
A platter full of human toes
Is an appetizing sight
Tiny spiders with all eight eyes aglow
Will try hard not to drool with delight
They know that dinner's on its way
And it's so good, their taste buds will be blown away
And not a spider child is gonna cry
When they know that a human's being fried
And so, I'm offering this simple phrase
Before you all begin to chew:
May this meal be in best of taste
And happy dining to you.
Hopefully you found that amusing. You may never think of The Christmas Song in the same way again...please review!!
