Cinderella Remix

Once upon a time, in a kingdom in the middle of nowhere…..

"The glugiddy glug glug is tomorrow!," announced Cinderella. She was showing off again. Glugiddy glug glug is another name for Masquerade Ball. The small cottage in the kingdom moaned against the wind.

"MOTHER!" she woohooped loudly. "I told you to fix that awful moaning noise! No supper for you!" Cinderella said. "Yes Cinderella she retorted. The poor old lady had been working for Cinderella for ages. Cinderella was a very pretty girl but nasty at heart.

The Next day Cinderella was dressed up for the ball and was ready to go when her godmother showed up. "Cindi, Cindi, what are you doin?" She said in that awful jersey accent. "I am going to the Masquerade Ball godmother!" Cinderella was about to bite this women's head off for already making her late. "I told you Cindi! Call me Dakota!" That awful jersey accent was driving her insane! "Whatever your name is you have made me late for the ball! I will deal with you when I get back!" Dakota sneered at that. "Your still that ungodly nasty child aren't you? Well than ill just punish you! She mumbled something under her breath. Suddenly the Carriage disappeared and her nice dress was gone. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!" She screamed. "You have been punished for treating everyone like dirt Cindi." Her godmother was the opposite of howardish or shy. Cinderella quickly moved around the corner to the neighbors house. No one lived there except old man Corbin who was completely insane. He was about ready to leave in his carriage when Cinderella pushed him out of the way and had the carriage moving toward the Cassel. "Well Hey!" He said. The road was quite juridity and bumpy and Cinderella was grumbly and mad. Old man Corbin chased after her and got in front of the carriage. "Howdy Ms Cinderella!" Cinderella simply ran him over.

She was going to make it just in time! Cinderella grinned at how clever she was. Suddenly Dakota appeared out of no where. "Doll face your gonna be in trouble." she said and disappeared. Cinderella paid no attention to her. When Cinderella got out of the carriage and everyone was looking at her. Then they laughed at her. Even her old hag mother was there and laughing! Then Cinderella realized that the dress she had been wearing was gone. She was wearing rags! "Curse that old women Dakota!" She ran off into the night.

Later that night everyone heard the news about Cinderella. She had died when she returned the carriage and old man Corbin chased her in the woods for running her over. She had gotten lost and drowned in the lake. Well some stories do have happy endings.

By Jack Greenwood