AN:
Candy: (Unlocks the cage where she keeps the GW characters) GUYS WAKE UP! FIC TIME!!!
Duo: (Mumbling in sleep) No… no…
Wufei: (Screaming, awake and in horror) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Candy: Yes. And if you're good you know what that means!
Duo: (Suddenly awake) COOKIES!
Candy: Yup and a pat on the head too!!!
Trowa: Goody?
Heero: Candy, I'm gunna kill you.
Candy: (Pats a seething Heero) Oh no you wont… then who would make cookies, and support you and Relena?
Heero: Shut up.
Candy: (Turns to viewers) Hey everyone! I'm doing another Music Video! Maybe I should turn this into a series? (Ponders) YES OK! FROM NOW ON! My GW Music video's will be called:
MAKING THE VIDEO EPISODE: (Insert # of episode here): (Insert Video Title Here)
That makes this the first official episode!!!!!!! (Places Party hats on everyone's head, and a noise maker in Duo's hand)
Duo: NOISE MAKER! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! (Runs around shaking the noise maker)
Candy: ANYWAY! ENJOY!
Disclaimer: GW does not belong to me. And "Candy" Belongs to (Shudder) Mandy Moore… know what I don't even like Madny Moore! Why am I doing a songfic to her song?
Trowa: Cuz It has your name in the title?
Candy: No… I guess it has a good beat to it… but next MTV I'm not doing any pop… I can't take any more of it.
Trowa: … K?
MAKING THE VIDEO: EPISODE 1: CANDY
The camera pans through a diner. All the people inside are frozen doing various activities. A young waitress is frozen taking an order, her hand about to scribble something down. The camera pans over to an old man, frozen turning a page in his SANK KINGDOM TIMES. The camera pans yet again to a young couple in a private booth. The girl is sitting across from the boy, her head back, and a cherry dangling in air right above her open mouth, her eyes shut. The boy has his lower lip bit and a blush stained across his cheeks.
The music starts, as the camera pans around finally to a large booth where we see five young girls sitting: all frozen talking to each other. The camera zooms in on the girls. It turns out to be Relena, Dorothy, Hilde, Sally, and Catherine.
Catherine is on the far right, glaring at Hilde. Her hair is in it's usual style minus the feather. She's frozen half sitting, half standing as she glares at Hilde. She is wearing a green, long sleeved, shirt that says QT across the center in pink with a picture of a bunny under it, and Boot-cut blue jeans. Her star earrings are replaced with big silver hoops, and on her neck is a silver ball chain necklace.
Hilde is frozen, sitting on the right of Relena and the left of Catherine, who she is cowering back from. She has on a baby blue tank top, with the words: BILLABONG written in dark blue and white, surrounded by hibiscus's on it. She has Khaki flares on. She has on a ROXY Hula girl watch, and a black and blue beaded choker. Her hair is in the normal style as well.
Sally is sitting on the far left, frozen rolling her eyes at Hilde and Catherine. Her hair is in the usual style as well. She's wearing a red tube top and clear Baby-G watch. She has on navy blue draw string parachute pants.
Dorothy is sitting on the left of Relena, frozen with her head in her hands glancing at Hilde and Catherine. Her hair is down completely, and her eyebrows are dyed! She has on a yellow halter-top that says in orange writing: CHICKY with a picture of a little chickadee on a skate board. She's wearing some blue drawstring cargo jeans.
Relena is sitting in the middle, her hair down, and bangs parted in the center. She as on a tight black v-neck tee shirt with the words: ROXY SURF in white across the bust line. She has on khaki drawstring cargo capri pants (trust me they kick ass). She's frozen with her chin is resting in her hands, and her eyes are staring off dreamily into space.
Suddenly the girls all unfreeze. Catherine smacks Hilde over the head.
Hilde: OW DAMNIT! THAT HURT!
Catherine: I AM NOT GOING OUT WITH TROWA! HE'S MY BROTHER!!!
Hilde: Fine you're NOT going out with Trowa!
Catherine: THANK YOU!
Sally: (Smirks) Yeah you just like grinding with him at the clubs.
Catherine: (Seething) SHUT UP YOU…
Dorothy: JERRY, JERRY, JERRY!
Relena: Guys… the fic.
All: Oh yeah.
All the girls look at the camera, smirking, as a bumping beat sound echoes 3 times.
Relena stands up and gives a seductive gaze to the camera.
Relena: Give it to me.
All the other girls stand up and walk out of the booth to the beat, passing by the still frozen people in the diner. They walk out into the parking lot and pile into Relena's Silver VW Beatle with black interior. Relena gets in the drivers seat. The camera pans around to her side, and she looks at it before, taking off.
All: Ooh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The girls drive down a suburban road at about 30 mph, singing as they drive.
All: Ooh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The camera zooms in on Hilde who is in the shot-gun seat. She looks at the camera, winks and gives a "V is for victory" sign.
Hilde: Now give it to me.
The camera cuts to Relena who has her eyes on the road.
Relena: I'm so committed to the loving that you're feeding to me.
Dorothy: (Who's sitting in the "Bitchin" seat, the one in the middle of the backseats) Heh heh… Relena's an addict.
Sally: Dorothy, shut up.
Catherine: Heh Heh… addict… that's a funny word.
Sally: Catherine? You didn't get any booz at the diner, did you?
Catherine: ADD-ICT!
Dorothy: (sweat drop)
Sally: RELENA PULL OVER!!!! I THINK CATHERINE IS DRUNK!
Relena and Hilde: WHAT??
Catherine: (Singing drunkenly) DANCING QUEEN! YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY 17!
Relena: (pulls over the car and gets out.) CANDY WHAT THE HECK!!!
Candy: Oh god what now?
Relena, Sally, Dorothy, and Hilde: (Point over at Catherine who are drunkenly singing Dancing Queen) THAT!
Candy: Oh goodnes… (walks over to Catherine) What did you order at the diner?
Catherine: I- (hiccup) I gots so-(hiccup) some RUM CAKE! (giggles madly)
Candy: Oh God. (Shakes head) Ok… guys, 1 hour break! Dorothy, Relena? Start a cold shower for her, k?
Both: K.
Candy: Come on Catherine… time for a shower.
Catherine: (Dances around) BUT I'M THE DANCING QUEEN!!!!!!!!!
Candy: (Sweat Drop) CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
TAKE 2 (1 hour later)
All the other girls stand up and walk out of the booth to the beat, passing by the still frozen people in the diner. They walk out into the parking lot and pile into Relena's Silver VW Beatle with black interior. Relena gets in the drivers seat. The camera pans around to her side, and she looks at it before, taking off.
All: Ooh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The girls drive down a suburban road at about 30 mph, singing as they drive.
All: Ooh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The camera zooms in on Hilde who is in the shot-gun seat. She looks at the camera, winks and gives a "V is for victory" sign.
Hilde: Now give it to me.
The camera cuts to Relena who has her eyes on the road. She turns to the camera and sings.
Relena: I'm so committed to the loving that you're feeding to me.
Hilde screams as Relena, who wasn't watching where she was going, drives up on a curb then swerves to the right, narrowly avoiding a tree. She sweat drops.
Camera zooms to the backseat. Catherine's hair is damp, and she's rubbing her temples with her fingers, muttering about rum cake and alcohol tolerance. Dorothy glances at her nervously then back at the camera with a big smile, and sings.
Dorothy: Can't do without it,
Sally pushes her head right next to Dorothy's to get in the camera shot to sing her part with Dorothy. They bump heads and wail.
Sally and Dorothy: (In pain) This feeling's got me weak in the knees.
Both look over expectantly to Catherine, who is now snoring and drooling on the interior. They shake their heads, and Hilde comes to the rescue, singing the three part harmony.
Hilde, Sally, and Dorothy: Body's in withdrawal every time you take it away,
The car screeches to a stop in front of a nice blue and white ranch house. The girls, minus Catherine, who is dragged out by Sally, hop out of the car and run over to an open window.
The camera cuts to the interior of the house. There sits: Heero, wearing khaki cargo shorts and a white beater. Duo, wearing a black tee shirt with the words: LIMP BIZKIT on it, and baggy jeans. Quatre, wearing a dark blue, long sleeved Abercrombie & Fitch shirt with Khakis. Trowa, wearing a green beater with dark blue jeans. And Wufei, wearing a white shirt from AE with the Number 3 on it and khaki cargo pants.
All the girls (Even the now revived Catherine): (Voice Over) Can't you hear me calling you? Begging you to come out and play!
Heero: (Sighs) How could I not hear Relena? "HEEEEEEEEEEEEERO! HEEEEEEEEEEEEERO! I'M WAITING FOR YOU HEEEEEEEEEEEEEERO!"
Duo: Ha Ha! Should we go out?
Quatre: Well we'll see our girlfriends.
Wufei: (Glaring at Quatre) Women are weak.
Trowa: We'll have to if we want Candy's cookies.
All: (Collective sigh) The things we do for cookies.
All the GW boys climb out the window and face a line consisting of their girlfriends.
Trowa: NOT ME!
Candy: Trowa not again.
Trowa: STOP SETTING ME UP WITH HER! WHAT ABOUT THAT JEWEL CHICK! FROM FIGGY'S STORY!?
Candy: Not my character.
Trowa: (Slaps forehead)
Candy: Side's it's an AU fic… YOU'RE NOT RELATED!
Trowa: (Growls) I will get you back, you know.
Candy: Uh huh… sure you will.
All the boys face the girls and the girls start doing a dance. The boys have different reactions.
Heero doesn't do a thing, but glares at Relena, then at Candy, then back at Relena… trying his hardest to conceal the mischief in his eyes.
Trowa glares at Candy, and grinds his teeth.
Duo tries to run forward at Hilde, with dirty naughty thoughts in his head, but finds something is holding him back.
Wufei smiles evilly as he feels a satisfying jerk on the thick braid he's holding, followed by a satisfying thud on the ground as he drops it.
Quatre faints.
All the Girls: So baby, come to me, baby, show me who you are. Sweet to me; like sugar to my heart. Ooh baby, I'm craving for you.
Relena takes a steps forward and points a finger on Heero's chest.
Relena: I'm missing you like candy.
Heero: (Gulps)
The scene changes to a carnival. It's now night, and the carnival lights blink all around. The camera pans around the carnival, then zooms in on a female figure sitting sideways on a Merry-Go-Round horse, with a male figure standing behind it, with his arms around her waist. Turns out, the figures are Catherine and Trowa. Trowa is looking distressed, and tries to unwrap his arms, but Catherine grabs his hands and smiles HUGE at the camera. Trowa gives her a look. She mouths "Cookies" to him. He nods and puts on the same HUGE smile… and this is TROWA so it's scary!
Catherine: Sweet, sweet loving, got me got me going to the extreme.
Camera zooms over to the Tilt-A-Whirl ride, where Duo and Hilde are. Their car spins by. We see Duo has his arm around her shoulders, and they lean into eachother as the ride spins WICKED fast. Both of their eyes are squenched shut and they have big, yet genuine smiles on their face… at least until Duo's braid smacks Hilde in the face after a sharp turn.
Hilde: DUO NO BAKA!
Duo: AH HILDE! THE VIDEO NOW! POUNDING LATER!
The car comes by again. We see the two in the same position, but Hilde has a red streak across her face, and Duo has a bump on his head. Hilde looks at the camera and smiles.
Hilde: Won't go without it, this vibe has got a hold on me!
The car turns it's back to us. Duo's screaming is heard as well as a loud WHACK, WHACK, WHACK.
Camera zooms over to the top of the ferris wheel. There sit Quatre and Dorothy. Dorothy is rocking the seat back and forth, while Quatre grips the rail with one hand, and her hand with the other. He turns to her.
Quatre: Dorothy… please… don't do that…
Dorothy: Aw come on Quattie… I won't let you fall.
Quatre: (Holds his stomach) It's not that…
Dorothy: Oh… (Edges away from the slightly green Quatre then turns to the camera)
Dorothy: Satisfying baby, let me show you what I'm made of. (glances nervously at Quatre, who's turning more green)
The camera cuts to a small roller coaster. Sally and Wufei sit in the front car. Sally is having a great time screaming and waving her hands in the air. Wufei sits with his arms folded across his chest glaring at her.
Wufei: Weak woman! THIS IS INJUSTICE… making me get on this STUPID ride and then having to hear you sc-
Sally: (Leans over and kisses Wufei mid sentence then pulls back)
Wufei: (Smiles dreamily)
Sally: No doubt about it, boy, you got me feeling crazy
Cut to the very end of the fun house. (You know where they always have that spinning rotating thing that's kinda hard to get out of and you fall a lot) There stand, very shakily I might add, Relena and Heero. Their hands are intertwined as the walk unstably across the rotating tube at the end of the fun house. Sunddenly, Relena looses her footing, and falls over, dragging Heero down with her. She looks up at him and sings.
Relena: Can't get enough… (Relena jabs her palm on the camera lens.
All the girls: (Voice Over) Baby, Baby, Baby…
Scene changes to the carnival stage. All the girls are up there in a line doing a syncronized dance while singing.
All: Won't you come to me, baby, show me who you are. Sweet to me; like sugar to my heart. Ooh baby, I'm craving for you.
Relena does a full double turn and points out at Heero, who's in the crowd looking at his feet muttering. "I'm gunna kill you Candy."
Relena: I'm missing you like candy.
All the girls walk across the stage.
Hilde: You know who you are. (She points at Duo, who has a black eye and his arm in a sling)
Dorothy: Your love is as sweet as candy. (She points at a slightly pale, woozy… yet happy Quatre)
Sally: I'll be forever yours. (Winks at the still love struck Wufei)
Catherine: Love always, (Catherine points at a guy with a Bugs Bunny Suit on. Trowa smirks)
All the girls say their names.
The scene changes to everyone in a corvette, top back, speeding down the highway sitting next to their significant other. Heero's driving, with Relena riding shot gun. Dorothy is sitting on Quatre's lap in right backseat. Trowa and Catherine sit next to each other, scrunched in the left backseat, and smile slightly in a brotherly sisterly way. Hilde sits on Duo's lap in the middle seat in the back. Wufei and Sally sit on the top of the back seat, his arm around her as the wind hits them full blast.
All the girls: So baby, come to me, baby, show me who you are. Sweet to me; like sugar to my heart. Ooh baby, I'm craving for you. I'm missing you like candy
Relena turns to Heero.
Heero looks at Relena.
Relena: I'm craving for you. I'm missing you like candy.
They inch closer, and closer…
The music ends.
Duo: HEERO! A TREE!!!!
Heero: Wha? AAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
The camera pans up to the crecent moon.
Brake swerving, cursing, and sick moaning is heard.
Duo: (Voice Over) Everyone alive?
All: Yes.
Relena: (Voice Over) Next time, Heero, I drive.
THE END!!!!!!!!!
Relena: Our cookies, Candy?
Candy: Oh yeah… they're over in that cage over there.
Everyone: (Walks over and into the cage)
Duo: THERE'S NO COOKIES HERE!
Candy: (Swings cage door shut) Sorry I ran out of mix… You'll get some later… just be good, and don't make noise.
Heero: Candy… I'm…
Candy: Oh hush Heero, it's been done. BYE EVERYONE! (Exits room and turns off lights)
Heero: I don't like her…
THE END
