Disclaimer: I do not own Gorillaz (only my OC).

G-Bitez

The Intruder

"Onnie-sama, why you hide behind cushion?" Noodle looked over at 2D. "W-whales...THIS PROGRAM'S 'BOUT WHALES! That sodding Murdoc, broke the remote 'e did 'n lef' it on da discovery channel"

"OY FACEACHE! TURN IT DOWN WILL YA?!... *Oh, the remote's broken, heheheh, yeh ahhh, wonder who did that...*" Murdoc grinned from his room and 2D shivered in fright. Suddenly there was a power cut, making the singer even more scared and the bassist frustrated "EY! Who hasn't been payin' the sodding bill?!" he shouted across to the pair, their wide eyes were the only things visible in the darkness. They heard a creak from the door, followed by footsteps, 2D couldn't take it anymore and fumbled about for a weapon of some sought. The lights turned on and 2D whacked the intruder around the head with a baseball bat. It turned out to be a female who was standing infront of Russel. She came around shortly after...

"Huh...What happened?"

"Before D knocked you out, I was gonna introduce y'all. Guys, meet my friend Ellen"

"Heheheheheheheh" Murdoc (who was out of his room at this point) tried to feel her arse, but her repulsed fist contacted his jaw before he could.

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