Once upon a time, Li was having a drink in the Panda Pub. He was lamenting all the years with his son Po that he had lost. And he wanted revenge.
"It was all Master Hopper's fault," he said, squeezing his fat panda hand into a fat panda fist. "He needs to die!"
The bartender, who was a bunny, looked at Li with total and utter confusion.
"Who the bloody fook is Master Hopper?", he asked, staring at the bloodthirsty panda blankly. "Isn't Lord Shen the reason you lost Po?"
"Must...kill...Master...Hopper," said Li, not even realizing that he had spilled his drink all over his robes as he left the bar, for so obsessed with Master Hopper's demise was he. He also didn't pay his tab, which made the bunny bartender very sad.
"What's the point in anything anymore?" he sighed miserably, contemplating placing a flair gun into his bunny mouth when he got home from work that night.
But Li didn't notice or care. He was going to find Master Hopper and destroy him...no matter what it took!
