One day in Teletubbyland, Tinky Winky found Dipsy's hat, but it was covered in ice cream and it froze his hand.
"Tinky Winky cold!" he moaned.
And also, he lost his bag, so Tinky Winky ran home and cried himself sick.
Dipsy tripped on drugs that he got out of Tinky Winky's bag and ran to the windmill and climbed it.
"Dipsy, high! Dipsy, high!" he laughed.
Laa Laa stole Po's scooter and crashed it.
"Laa Laa crash Po scooter!" she wailed.
Po got hit by Laa Laa's ball and fell over.
"Po fall over!" she giggled.
Just then, the Voice Trumpets came out of the ground and told off the Teletubbies.
"Teletubbies, naughty. No. NAUGHTY!" moaned the masculine-voiced trumpet, who then sentenced the Teletubbies to five days without supper, this included Tubby Custard and Tubby Toast. This really annoyed the Teletubbies so much and all four stormed back to the Tubbytronic Superdome.
Since they were banned from having their Tubby Custard, Tinky Winky threw a fit and ordered pizza instead. the delivery boy came, but tinky winky took the pizza immediately afterwards, not wanting to pay the fee. so the Teletubbies tucked into their free pizza.
"free pizza, free pizza, free pizza, yummy yummy - pizza tubbies," they all sang.
But the narrator turned serious and told the Teletubbies to pay for the pizza, which Tinky Winky crossly did. he was mad because he had to pay. so he took pleasure in buying himself a new barbecue - or rather, stealing it from the next house over. This barbecue was awesome and they had their grilled steak and sausages outside their house.
But then, Milo of the Tweenies broke the barbecue by kicking his football at it and setting the nearby surroundings on fire. Fireman Sam came to put out the fire and Mr Plod from Noddy arrested Milo, the Teletubbies managed to finish their barbecue in peace, but not before Tinky Winky found his kink, and called it kinky winky ... he got a fake strap-on penis and put it on.
"KINKY WINKY!" he chortled whilst slapping his Teletubbies with the fake penis. Then, it was time for Tubby Bye Bye. Tinky Winky, with the cock still attached, came into the house, as the other three Teletubbies came in, all covered in semen. The sun set and they went to bed.
The end.
hope you enjoyed this silly teletubby story
