Lindsay was walking through the playa for the new island. After she had found out that Tyler was cheating on her with Leshawna, she had pretty much been lost in life. But suddenly she saw a figure. He was hot and athletic. He was perfect for her. Lindsay wondered why she hadn't seen it before. Oh yeah, Izzy was blocking her vision. She walked up to the hunk and asked him out.

"Sha What" he said, "The Lightning don't go out with boys!".

"Umm, Thunder, I'm a girl,".

"Yeah sha right. And I'm the sha queen of France," he replied.

"Eh, I knew it wasn't going to work out anyways," Lindsay said to noone in particular. And they both went on with their own respective confused lives.

I can't believe that nobody thought of this before! I checked out the Lindsay/Lightning fics. Nada. Unless there's M rated Lindsay/Lightning fics. Which I'm assuming there is. Anyways, peace!