Disclaimer: I do not own Gorillaz (only my OC).

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The Birthday Present

Murdoc was mumbling away, alone in his room for his own antisocial and psychotic reasons. The gang had left presents on the floor for him to open, he wasn't happy to say the least. "Ugh, my sodding birthday they decide to celebrate t-day I don't even know when it is how do they bloody know eh grrrrrrrrrr- what's the point I can't remember my birthday I CAN'T REMEMBER IT! AND I HATE BIRTHDAY'S! *They didn't even order me a stripper, bloody bastards*" Stacks of wrapped gifts were everywhere; some were obvious (cans and bottles, no, mountains, of alcohol) while some looked bizarre with alien-like shapes and sizes and Japanese labels (probably from Noodle no doubt).

The door opened, and in came Ellen with a wrapped item "Yo Mudz, think fast!" she chucked it at him and he caught it barely. She left and shut the door behind her, leaving Murdoc angry as per usual "*Stupid little swine gonna kick the crap outta her…*" He threw the gift on the ground, meanwhile the others were in the living room. "So…Murdoc likes his presents then?" Ellen said sarcastically, and they solemnly agreed. Out of pure curiosity, after opening (and then rejecting) almost all of the other items, he finally looked at Ellen's. She had bought him the signed collection of every Black Sabbath song known to man, not to mention several signed t-shirts by The Clash. He rushed into the room to find her watching TV; the rest of them had gone. He held up the gifts "What's this?! Some kinda joke?!"

"They're called 'presents', and they are genuine ya know, check the receipts" as he did, she walked away before saying "I don't expect you to like them"

"I don't like them! I'm gonna burn them I-"

"Happy B-Day Murdoc" Ellen groaned and went into her bedroom. Later on, she walked past his room to see him trying the t-shirts on and listening to the Black Sabbath CD. She smirked, and coughed on purpose so he would hear. "GO-GO AWAY! *I can't get any bloody privacy 'round 'ere!*" She could see a tint of red on his face, but didn't gloat on that.

At least her presents wouldn't go to waste, huh?

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