Disclaimer: I do not own Gorillaz (only my OC).

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The Prank Call

Somehow, Murdoc had got ahold of Ellen's phone number and dialed it as an unknown caller. She answered "Hello?"

"Mmmmmmm what're you wearing?"

"I don't think that's appropriate. Who is this?"

"Want me to show ya a good time?"

"I want to know who's calling please. Murdoc, is that you?" The phone hung up followed by a fit of laughter coming from Murdoc's room. Ellen growled, no-one made a fool of her like that.

In the night, Murdoc woke up to the sound of his mobile ringing "DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME-"

"Hi, honey" a seductive voice answered back, he gulped in excitement. "Uh-uh-"

"I'm outside your bedroom. If you let me in, I'll make all your wildest dreams come true" he must have been dreaming, but it was worth a shot. Either way, he was surely in for a treat- so he opened the door eagerly. But what stood waiting was Ellen holding a rather vicious cat, she chucked it at his face and slammed the door on him.

The morning after, and the gang were sat at a table. Murdoc's face was covered in scratches and Ellen smiled in triumph. She had not only got him back, but had made herself his mortal enemy. He glared at her in absolute fury "I hate you". The rest of the group looked at the two in confusion, while eating cereal.

Yup. Perfect way to start breakfast.

END