The truth about Cinderella
Cinderella was a brat
That always seemed to talk to rats,
While she'd mop, sweep, dust,
And thoroughly polish all the rust.
When Cinderella was talking bad
Her step sisters would be so glad,
To give her all their work.
Heck yes they were jerks.
Her labor seemed like it would never end,
But that's where the plot takes a bend.
One day in late fall
There was to be a fancy ball.
Held by the prince of their land,
To get a ladies marriage hand.
Cinderella's step family was O so glad;
But Cinderella started thinking bad.
She thought, "I'll go to the ball sure enough
And then I'll steal all their stuff,
The scepters, capes, golden crowns,
And the deeds to several towns.
In my sack they'll go,
And only I will ever know."
Every girl was buying dresses
And trying new things on their tresses,
When Cinderella snuck out of sight
To buy a keg of dynamite.
Her evil plan would soon come true,
And no one even knew.
The Step Sisters decided to go to the ball
And they made Cinderella feel so small.
They laughed and poked fun.
"Ha ha", Cinderella thought, "it has just begun."
They said that Cinderella couldn't go
And instead she must stay home and sow.
Then the step mother decreed
That with her daughters she agreed.
So Cinderella was left in the house,
Ironing a bright blue blouse.
And she was crying hard because she lost
Her chance to make a holocaust.
Not long after that,
While she was singing with a rat,
An orange cab went slowly by.
She decided she would try
To high jack the cab
And maybe even start a tab.
Cinderella rushed outside
And opened the cab door wide.
She through the driver out the door
And stepped onto the cab's damp floor.
A dress lay on the passenger seat.
In beauty it was complete.
she put it on and thought it swell.
The driver was conked out since he fell.
Then she whipped the poor horse,
And by driving with extreme force,
She made it to the ball
And almost crashed it into the wall.
It was long past twilight
So she jumped out with the dynamite.
She knocked the doorman flat,
And he crashed into a tabby cat.
She went inside at a quick pace.
Then Cinderella set up the stick with a flushed face,
At midnight her plan would be complete
But for now, she would eat.
She ate the pheasant, turkey, ham,
Chestnuts, and toast smeared with jam.
Then she took the candle sticks,
Jewelry, and gold bricks.
All the palace's best riches
Made their way into her 'britches'.
At that moment the clack in the hall
Began its twelve o'clock call.
As she raced to her orange escape,
She saw the Prince approaching with a fluttering cape.
He had only come out because he wanted her to dance;
She jumped into the cab without a glance.
Unfortunately for her she lost a shoe,
She drove away as he yelled, "Who are you?"
Sadly he turned around
And was met with a horrid sound,
A huge BOOM!!!!
The palace had met its doom.
All that was left was a glass slipper,
And something that looked like a dolphin flipper.
Meanwhile Cinderella was driving fast
Thinking, "Oh! What a blast!"
She made it home safe and sound;
But the next day she was found
And sentenced to be queen,
Even though she was still a teen.
She that's the truth of Cinderella
Who hooked herself a charming fella'
Yes indeed she remained a brat,
That always seemed to sing with rats.
