Eva: HOLA PEOPLES OF DEATH NOTE! I, YOUR ALMIGHTY RULER OF AWESOMENESS IS HERE TO SAVE YOU FROM BOREDOM. THIS WILL BE THE LONGEST AND MOST AWESOME FAN FICTION EVER!
Me: This is based of random point in our lives so this is true. Just names and places are changed for us not wanting any stalkers. Also, obviously some of these things aren't true. This story will probably be VERY OOC but Eva and I will work on that.
Both: NOW TO THE FIRST CHAPTER!
Oh I almost forgot the disclaimer...don't want to get sued.
Disclaimer: I don't own Eva's part of life in this, I don't own Death Note, I don't own Twilight(GLADLY), and I don't own the Jersey Shore cast(GLADLY)
Shinigami POV
I look through the globe that lets us see the human realm. I am focused on one particular girl that is not afraid to stand up for herself. It seems like Ryuk, my BFFL , is interested in her too.
"Hey, Ryuk, are you thinking what I am thinking?" I asked.
"If you are thinking about how much you want apples then I would say yes," He said nonchalantly.
"No... I was thinking about when she is old enough we should drop our Death Notes to make our lives more interesting than just watching her and gambling." I replied to his weird answer.
"That would be fun, but who would drop it? Me or you?" he asked.
"Let's gamble over it. Whoever wins , gets to drop it on the girl." I said with a ghost of a smirk on my face.
We started gambling. I ended up winning. YAY! I remember when I first saw this girl through the globe….she was eating cake, while screaming at kids in her class about GOM and MOG. Confused? Let me tell you all about that day.
(A FEW DAYS AGO) Evangeline POV
'GOD THE KIDS IN MY CLASS ARE SO STUPID!' I thought.
"Hey Eva, there is this new awesome thing. So, like, OMG is sooooo last season, so I made, like, this new, like, thing called, like MOG! Be on MOG side, instead, like, of GOM." She said with WAY too many likes in between her sentence.
"No." I said while taking out my backpack that has my duck stuffed animal secretly hidden in it. I LOVE THIS DUCK!
"Oh! You're on GOM?! You traitor." She said nastily.
"I'm not on GOM" I said not caring nor listening to anything she was saying.
"Oh, so you, like, made up your own, like thing?! That is so, like, lame!" she exclaimed. She is such a hypocrite.
"Look who's talking, idiot." I said.
"HEY! FIVE YEAR OLDS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT!"
"You're the one starting Twilight/Jersey Shore cast." I said LIKE A BOSS.
She huffs, and stomps away. Loser.
(5 years later) Shinigami POV
"Ya know I'm gonna miss you trying to take away all of my apples. But I will NEVER give you the apples," Ryuk told me.
"I'm gonna miss you too Ryuk. Just don't gamble or lose your secret stash of apples that I am gonna end up stealing," I said sarcastically.
"Yeah, yeah whatever. Tell the girl all about me." he told me.
We got closer and closer to the place where I would drop my Death Note.
"The girl would be 10 now right?"
"Yeah..."
It got silent all of a sudden.
"I'm gonna miss you mah homie. Maybe I will drop my Death Note near you guys and visit you." Ryuk broke the silence like a boss.
"Ya know I am leaving tomorrow when the chick wakes up and is at school, right?" I reminded him.
"Oh yeah I forgot. Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk."
I sighed then gracefully dropped my notebook. By gracefully, I mean chucked it at the ground hoping to hurt the girl who's name I will soon find out.
Eva: ENJOY IT! I HOPE YOU LIKE IT! THE GOM AND MOG THING ARE TRUE STORIES! REVIEW!
Me: Hope you liked it please review and tell your friends. I know this may suck, but well….IF IT SUCKS IT AS ALL EVA'S FAULT! KYAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
