The raven haired boy sighed contentedly as he slung himself onto the plush couch

The raven haired boy sighed contentedly as he slung himself onto the plush couch. He surveyed the white walls and yellow curtains of the simple yet cozy room.

He smiled lightly to himself-

It was perfect.

With a glass of milk and the godliest creation ever made in his other hand, he was ready to indulge.

Just as he closed his eyes and was about to bite into the delectable thing, a loud screaming pink banshee dashed across and grabbed his delicious snack.

Oh ho ho. Our poor Sasuke-kun was in for a rude awakening. He placed the milk down and was ready to intervene this cruel monst- he means girlfriend- for invading his privacy.

Rubbing his temples, he sat up and eyed the panting, bright eyed, and slightly scruffy looking petite girl in front of him. Oh. Did he forget to mention pink hair and green eyes?

Yes.

Pink hair and green eyes.

PINK HAIR.

Our beloved Uchiha raised a thin eyebrow irritably in questioning, waiting for her to explain how she could have ruined this perfect intimate moment.

"Sasuke-kun! What were you thinking! That's not how you bite, suck, lick, or eat it!" pouted Sakura.

The Uchiha rolled his eyes and said, "Sakura. You just ruined my daily ME time. Explain yourself."

The pinkette giggled to herself softly.

Sasuke growled impatiently and said, "What is it now, Sakura?"

While slightly covering her giggling mouth with one hand, Sakura managed to answer, "You have ME TIME?"

Sasuke widened his eyes slightly. Did I just tell Sakura that I have 'me time'? Aloud?

The Uchiha narrowed his eyes dangerously, "What do you want, Sakura?"

Sakura immediately stopped giggling. The danger and wrath in the Uchiha's eyes was not fake. Uh oh. His 'me time' really is that important, huh?

"Well, Sasuke-kun. You can't just bite into it! You have to gently peel the outside parts off then slowly lick off the center of it! That's the only way to enjoy it!"

"…"

"It's true Sasuke-kun! Then you can enjoy it and be happy longer!"

"That's all you wanted, Sakura? You ruined my happy moment…JUST to tell me how important it was on HOW I should enjoy myself?"

The Uchiha performed a few calming breathing exercises.

"But Sasuke-"

Sasuke growled irritably to himself.

"can't just bite-"

This girl's rambling was getting annoying.

"have to-"

Doesn't she ever know when to shut up?

"suck-"

God. She was damn loud. I'm already getting a headache.

"or lick-"

The Uchiha smirked evilly as a thought popped into his head.

"-for all the yumminess of it"

Sasuke crept slowly towards his girlfriend; she didn't even realize he was in front of her.

Before Sakura knew what happened, Sasuke-kun was kissing her!

That shut her up.

After the shock, Sakura slowly began to respond and smiled into the bruising kiss.

Maybe she should tease him about how he eats his Oreos more often.

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