I'm following a prompt in a review by Scaehime... Maybe asking for random words was a bad idea... :x
On with the story!
Edward got confused when his brother Alphonse rushed into a gift shop. It was not even 5 minutes until the clunking hunk of armor walked back through the door.
"What the heck were you buying?"
"Some little gifts for people." He held out a big leather palm, and inside of it was as many keychains as it could hold.
"...Am I allowed to call you an idiot?"
"Come on, Brother! I think a lot of people would appreciate a keychain. And it's the cheapest thing available."
"If you seriously wanted to make people happy, just fix something. Better yet, just give them money."
"I will show you the power of the keychain, Brother! Then you will eat your words!"
Alphonse spent the rest of the day giving away his gifts. Most of them, he asked what the person wanted, and transmuted the drab metal into an interesting keychain, which not only dazzled the stranger, but showed that the suit of armor actually wanted people to be pleased. Every single one of those keychains were given away, and not a single person refused. In fact, every single one of them smiled.
"...Wow."
"Yep. I told you that they were good gifts! Now time to eat your words!"
Al took out a piece of paper and wrote down every single word of protest his brother had given, and Edward, with an annoyed look, ate it.
I like that last line. :3 I wanna do that to someone someday. But yeah. When I said I'd use any ideas, I meant it. If you want me to write a one-shot about something, I will do it. ...WAIT, not ANYTHING... Probably most things though... *wanders off rambling*
Happy New Year! K bai!
