Sonic was running, and eating a chili-dog when he saw a shadow moving in an alleyway. He stopped and peeked at who was there. It was our friend Ronald McDonald and Ayumi from Corpse Party,

Ayumi looked like she was on them drugs, as she had this wild grin with her tongue flopping out. Ayumi started hopping up and down and said, "Yep, dis where corpse ass is at!"

She took out a McSachiko paper doll.

Ronald and Ayumi grabbed the doll and chanted, "Sachiko fuck me!" when Sonic intervened. He put his hand to rip the doll away from them, but instead Ronald, and Ayumi grabbed hold of the doll. No wait, it was cardboard.

The three of them started playing tug of war, when finally it ripped into three pieces. Poor Sonic didn't know what that meant.

The three of them were teleported to Heavenly Host Elementary school. Somehow they stayed together.

"Wowzies suhs Sanic wanted that corpse pussy too!" Ayumi said while waving her hands in the air like she don't give a fuck ass. Ronald just starts to giggle.

It was a giggle that sent shivers running down Sonic's spine. "How do I get back?" Sonic asked frantically. He only wanted to tell them to stop using drugs, and be green, but look where that got him.

"You don'ts." Ayumi answered back happily. Sonic looked at her and glanced over to the spot Ronald was originally. Sonic looked around, but couldn't spot Ronald.

"Anywayz byz!" Ayumi said. She walked away and for some reason her tongue was still flopping about.

Now, Sonic was naked and afraid.

He walked around and saw some of the corpses. It was horrifying and Sonic really wanted to get back. Sonic opened a classroom door and stepped inside. He instantly regretted it as he saw Pyramid Head from Silent Hill sitting in one of the desks.

Sonic slammed the door closed, and ran sonic fast out of that place. Then he heard what sounded like a giant sword dragging through the floor. Sonic turned around and saw Pyramid Head, who somehow kept up.

Sonic screamed and ran into Sachiko. Sonic frantically looked back, but saw no Pyramid Head. Then he felt something sucking his dick. He looked down and saw Sachiko going at it. Then Sachiko started eating his dick. Then eventually his dick was gone. Why was he just sitting there? We will never know. Sonic kicked Sachiko in the head and it caved in. Maggots spilled out of her head and Sonic was gone.

Running to the opposite side of the school while his dick dripped blood, hurts like hell. Sonic slowed to a walk and held the spot where his dick used to be. "Fuck me!" Sonic cursed.

"I'd happily do it!" Sonic heard a voice. Sonic turned around and saw Ronald McDonald standing there. He was covered in blood and had maggots in his hair. Ronald had a sadistic smirk and advanced towards Sonic.

Sonic didn't want that shit and got the fuck out of there.