A Long time ago in a KFC far far away

Chad Warden goes to Equestria

By Edgar Allen Poe Michael Ujhazy and Alex Greaney

Produced by Michael Bay

Story by Bob Saget

Read by Morgan Freedman

Other helper Steven King

Manufactured by the KKK

Another helper Osama and Obama and some random Gay Nigga

Unabridged audio by Adolf Hitler

Edited by Adam Sandler

Special guest Chuck Norris

Idea by Batman

Characters totally done by a random black guy on the street selling drugs

Random other person Skydoesminecraft

Based on the Life of Chad Warren

Music by Skrillex

90 percent off the steam sale by Gabe Newel

Made towards the gay niggas who have tourettes buttfuck syndrome in KFC land

Sponcerd by Billy Mays

Brought to you by space jam

Another guest the drivers of the planes that hit the twin towers.

Once upon a time there lived a gay nigger named chad warden. He was walking down his town's street with a poster that said PS triple is better than Wii u. He saw a portal. He thought it lead to PS triple vile. But sadly it led to equestria girls' universe. He found him self in a town by a school. Then he saw a blue animal. It ran to him with extreme speed.

"Hi I'm sonic the hedgehog do you no where I am" Asked sonic

"Nah ma nigga" Said chad warden.

"Well do you want to explore with me" sonic asked.

"Ok ma nigga" Chad warden said.

They went walking around where they saw a lot of weirdly colored people. Then a really white kid came to them. "Hi I'm Sammy Classic Sonic Fan your in a land called equestria". Chad warden got annoyed by this squeaker so he snapped his neck and exploded. Then this one female in particular made chad warden sing whoop whoop that ass too fat! This girl was purple with violet hair. She came up to them and chad got a boner.

"Hi I'm twilight Sparkle IV never seen you here before what's your name"

Chad warden didn't no what to say he never talked to a girl before.

"Hi I'm Sonic and this is my friend chad". Said Sonic.

"Hi nigga" said chad warden shyly.

"Its nice to meet both of you come with me ill introduce you to my friends". Said twilight.

"Ok" Said Sonic.

So the three of them walked to twilight's house where her friends were.

"Ok so there is applejack she just went threw some problems because her grandmother died so she is acting black" "There is Rarity the whitest nigga you can find" "there is rainbow dash she will only talk to you if you prove to her you are good at sports because she is a crazy jock" "There is flutter shy she talks to no one and really shy so she only talks to us and there is pinkie pie she is mentally insane and might kill you if you get her angry". "Hi" Said all five of them at once".

"Hi I'm Sonic and this is Chad it's nice to meet you all"

The next day twilight told chad and sonic they could come to school with them and they went with her. There they had the class called oh ya.

"Hi class I'm Mr. Crabs your teacher for this class today you will learn how to say Oh Ya Mr. Crabs the right way"

Chad warden then asked the teacher if he could go to the bathroom and he said yes so chad went to the bathroom where he saw a blue haired yellow guy. "Hi there I'm flash sentry". Chad looked in to his eyes and they both felt something very weird then chad said. "Sup gay nigga. Then they both walked away. Chad looked out a window and saw Kim Hong Un raping little Asian girl. Chad stopped him and a helicopter came and picked Kim Hong Un up playing 9/11 simulator. "I will get you" yelled the angry Korean who helped 9/11. Chad looked at the girl and saw she wasn't Asian at all she was orange with pink hair. Then Chad saw a blue and black thing jump and make the helicopter fall but Kim Hong Un still got away. Then the blue and black thing ran away. "HI I'm Scotaloo." said the orange girl. "Sup nigga I'm Chad Warden" Said chad. "I got to go bye nigga" Chad ran away.

Bye the time chad got back to school the class was over. Mr. Crabs got angry at chad and chased him with a light saber. "That looks like a dildo." Chad said. After that Chad had lunch where he properly met the main 6.

"HI niggas" said chad warden

"Hi" said everyone.

Then chad ran away and fucked fluttershy. They came everywhere.

After school chad bought a house with sonic. Then the blue and black thing from before came to them.

"Hi I'm Lucario I'm the one who took down the helicopter before but I couldn't get that basterd Kim Hong Un"

"Its ok you tried and nice to meet you I'm Sonic"

"Hi nigga" Said Chad Warden.

"Can I stay with you guys I got stuck here too" Lucario asked

"Sure" said sonic.

So the three friends went to bed. Then they went outside and saw Kim Hong Un fucking wario and stopped it and wario said, "I was fucking wtf". Then another white nigga came up to them.

"Hi I'm glygar I think ps3 sucks"

"That aint ballin nigga" said chad warden.

But before chad could kill glygar he ran away with white mans speed.

Then chad warden saw applejack and went to say hi.

"Hi nigga"

"Hi their chad warden"

They looked at each other then chad ran and fucked rarity.

The next day chad went to school he had 9/11 class.

"Hi class I'm someordonarygamers also known as mudihar today we will be talking about 9/11 it was a inside job" "It was a 50/50 chance of becoming a republican".
After school chad saw Kim Jong Hu raping a small farm girl. Chad stopped him and Kim Jong Hu was but hurt about this and ran away like a pussy.

"Hi I'm Applebloom thanks for helping me his small penis was so weird felling".

"No problem nigga". Then chad ran to his house where he saw Lucario and Sonic watching sonic Boom. The next day chad went to school and a song started to play then everyone started to bow and shriek came threw the doors.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP" he yelled at chad warden. Then Shrek raped nick and David. Then chad went and fucked twilight as this happened woop woop pull over that ass to fat started to play and cum flew all over the school.

Then 9/11 2.0 happened but who cares anyway lets move on. Then they walked the dinoswar. Then the KKK took chad away but a bunch of black guys killed them.

Then Obama came to chad and said "chad you must go on a journey with big mac lucario sonic the main 6 and some other faggots to save the universe from Kim Jong Hu".

"So let me get this strait I have to go on a journey to save the world with these faggots to save the world?" Chad asked

"Yes "said Obama

"That's ballin" Exclaimed Chad

Then the heroes went on their journey to kill Kim Jong Un and save the world.

They died from cancer the end. But wait there's more Billy mays came and revived them. Then Billy mays ran away and fucked a super model and died from extreme buttsex. Then lucario ran up a hill and found link who deiced to come with then but first he raped Zelda.

"Now lets stop waiting niggas and go after Kim Jong Hu" said chad

But before chad could start walking pinkie took chad behind a rock and started raping him and pink and white cum flew everywhere and pinkie felt the best pleasure she had ever felt. Then they started walking but a nuke fell and all of our hero's got separated. Chad sonic and lucario got stuck together, the tf2 characters got stuck together, the main 6 got stuck together, and bigmac was stuck with link.` Kim Jong Hu saw they all were alive and sent people after all of them. Taylor swift was going after the main 6, glygar went after sonic chad and lucario, ISIS went after link and bigmac, and a bunch of spooky scary skeletons went after the tf2 characters. When ISIS found big and link they had a epic battle bombs were being sent all around and peoples heads were being chopped off but link and big were out numbered so big summoned the power of Pokémon and every Pokémon ever came in to the battle and big and link won but with great cost almost all Pokémon died link felt bad so he sacrificed him self to revive all Pokémon. When the skeletons found the tf2 characters they had a epic battle with darude sandstorm playing in the background tf2 characters won but at a cost they started with 18 people 2 of each character but in different colors but only 9 remained a blue engineer, heavy, pyro, scout and spy and a red sniper, soldier, medic and demoman. Next Taylor swift attacked the main 6 but they were ready they had a plan applejack took her arms and tied them together on to a tree and the others had there way with her rainbow licked her pussy. Flutter shy and pinkie sucked her nipples twilight used magic to give her pressure no one has ever felt and rarity put on a strap on and stuck it up her ass. She had a super orgasm and cummed so hard every hole on her body had cum shooing out of it was so much her body couldn't take it and she blew up. Then glygar made it to chad and the others every one found each other but before a fight started chad said he must do something he grabbed rainbow dash took her behind heavy and preceded to rape her till rainbow cum flew everywhere.

After they were don chad walked out and said "niggas I must fight him on my own".

Chad was about to hit glygar but before he did they all heard something it was music and when they herd it they new who it was "cause baby you're a fire work" it was Kim Jong Uh "ha ha I'm coming to get you" it was so thick it drowned him he fired a rocket and blew up glygar. Chad new what he must do he took every one and formed the cumatron 9000 and shot cum at Kim Jong Uh. It was so thick it drowned him. Chad and the others won but at that moment SomeOrdonaryGamers came to them and said, "This was a inside job like 9/11 and killed them all. The End.