"Deidara-senpai! Deidaraaa! Where are youu!" Tobi walked through the forest near Konoha, frantically searching for his sempai. Stopping, he put his hand to his face and asked himself, "Now, where would Deidara-senpai go?"
With his arms behind his head, Deidara laid down with his head resting against a tree. He was staring lazily into the clouds.
Finally got rid of him. That Tobi guy can get really annoying sometimes. Hmm.
He then drifted off to sleep.
Tobi was still walking through the forest. He spotted something blonde in a clearing up ahead.
"Deidara-senpai!" Rushing over to what he thought was his Akatsuki partner, he did a crazy dance and was seemingly very excited.
"Oh Deidara-senpai, i thought i lost you forever! You know, you shouldn't run off like that. Why do you leave me like that, Deidara?" He stared at the blonde for a few seconds. "D-Deidara?"
Ino Yamanaka stood there, frozen. She was sure she would be captured by the enemy. Slowly turning around, she looked at the masked man in horror. What should she do? She couldn't just stand there, and she shouldn't run. Fightning wouldn't be wise at this point, she was in the middle of training and had already exhausted most of her chakra.
Tobi was confused. He weirdly ran over in front of Ino, eyeing her.
"Y-you aren't Deidara-senpai! Ahh!" He ran in a wide circle in the clearing and then returned to where he was before. Panting with his hands on his knees, he immediately stopped and gained composure. Really quickly he looked up and pointed at Ino.
"Who are you and why do you look like my senpai!"
Ino had a "um, wtf? -.- " look on her face.
Who is this guy? He doesn't seem very dangerous...but what's that mask for?
"Eh. Who are you?" She said slowly, in a weird tone of voice. Grabbing her collar, he said,
"YOU TOOK MY SENPAI DIDN'T YOU! YOU'RE TRYING TO LOOK LIKE HIM, THIS IS JUST A TRANSFORMATION JUTSU! WELL YOU DID A BAD JOB! I SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR DISGUISE!"
Ino looked pissed. With an irritated look on her face, she screamed back at him,
"HOW THE HELL WOULD I KNOW!"
"No need to yell at me!" Tobi started to whine, "Deidaraaa where are you!"
Deidara? There's another one out there, and these are Akatsuki cloaks. They're near the village. I need to inform the Hokage!
Ino started to run in the direction of the village, but Tobi was there in front of her in a flash. He had his fist out in front of him, and Ino ran straight into it. Tobi had knocked Ino out cold. In a deeper, less goofy voice, Tobi thought to himself:
Even if I can't find Deidara, now you won't be able to inform your Hokage about us.
"Deidara! Deidaraaa! Deidara-senpaaii...!" The masked man known as Tobi was still walking through the forest, but with Ino Yamanaka thrown over his left shoulder, passed out. Tobi seemed to put no effort into carrying the blonde.
"Where could he have gone?" He kept walking. He didn't know where he was going, he just knew it wasn't towards the Leaf Village. Capturing the Nine Tails would have to wait.
A few minutes after seeing no life within the forest, Tobi heard an animal in the forest. A raccoon maybe? It popped out at him and tried to attack him. This made him run crazily away from the wild animal, getting far enough away from it but tripping over something in his path. He faceplanted into the ground, cracking his mask a little. Groaning, he realized he had thrown the blonde kunoichi a good 10 feet into a tree. At least she didn't wake up.
After getting up and brushing off, Tobi fixed his mask on his face and looked behind him on the ground to see what he tripped over.
"DEIDARA-SENPAI! IT'S YOU!" Tobi yelled and did a happy dance.
"Owwwww!" Deidara was sitting up, hugging his leg and rocking back and forth. "TOBI YOU IDIOT! YOU'RE DEAD!" He had a pissed off look on his face, and within a second his fist connected with Tobi's mask, which sent him flying. After regaining his composure, Deidara looked at Tobi and realized his punch had thrown Tobi's mask off.
"Huh?" Deidara looked at the mask with curiousity. Gulping a little, He slowly walked towards the knocked out Tobi. Was he finally going to see who Tobi was? He didn't think he was prepared for that. What if seeing who he really was would reveal a different side to him, a more pissed off side? How would he react? When he got close enough to see his face, the body vanished.
"Now Deidara-senpai, no need to be mad! It was an accident! I'm sorry sempai, would you be ever so kind to forgive me?" Deidara had an EXTREMELY irritated look on his face as he realized it was just a clone. Of course the little fucker was too fast for him. But one day, Deidara would get him. He'd figure out who was behind that mask of his then explode
him to bits!
"TOBI COME HERE YOU IDIOT! I'M GONNA MAKE YOU EXPLODE!" Deidara chased after Tobi for a long time, Tobi screaming:
"Noooo Deidara-senpai please don't! I'm sorrrryyy!"
It was finally dark outside and Deidara had built a fire. After chasing his annoying Akatsuki partner around for a while, he was tired and gave up. He'll just have to get him another day. Tobi had caught some fish and they cooked them. Eating some, Tobi explained how he found the blonde kunoichi.
"Deidara, I was searching for you in the forest. I was so scared you were gone! I thought i had found you but it was really a kunoichi! She looks just like you senpai! She tried to escape but Tobi was a bad boy and wouldn't let her. She passed out and i carried her back here, but i was attacked by a bear! It was huge and scary Deidara! I ran as fast as i could but the bear couldn't catch up with me, no no! I was too fast, yes i was! And then I found you, senpai." He overexaggerated his entire story, but Deidara knew he tended to do that.
"I see, hmm." Deidara was quiet as he ate. When they were both done, He laid back down and Tobi sat cross legged next to him with both his hands in his lap. "So what do we do with her?"
"Well we certaintly can't let her go back! She knows too much already."
"True. Do we take her with us?"
"Sure! You can make a clay bird, sempai, and the bird can carry her awayyy, far away!"
"If anything, i'll just make her explode! That's what art is all about! It's an explosion! Hmm!" He was getting worked up. He hadn't made anything explode successfully in a long time, he was really looking forward to blowing the Nine Tails Jinchuuriki into bits. He knew Pain would be pissed, so he thought of doing that to Tobi instead.
"Deidara! Be nice! She could be your long lost sister for all you know!"
"Yeah right. Hmm."
Studying her features, Deidara thought he was right. They looked alike in alot of ways. Who was she? He didn't know why, but he was kind of curious about this kunoichi.
Alright, I don't know where i'm going with this story. I might finish it, but probably not for a while. If you want me to add another chapter then please give me some ideas! Also, i will start doing requests for more regular fictions and also lemons... Just give me an idea to work with or a pairing and I'll come up with something.
