Okay second of the two one shots I wrote. This one was actually a requested one shot so I hope I did it some justice. Also please take note that I DO know this would never happen in real life. I got a lot of shit on AO3 for what is considered "disrespect" on Clarke's half. Anyways don't forget to read "Kick Me" and give me a bunch of feedback on both stories so I can choose one for a multi fic. Thanks for reading everyone.
PS - Same note again just for the sake of it. I DO KNOW THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE. =)
Lexa stood outside her squad car waiting in line for coffee. It's was a cold night and they were already busy and she was in need of another energy boost. Friday nights kept them on their toes and after being on a few calls already left both her and her partner buzzing and coming down from the high of the chase. She loved being a police officer and everything that came with it. Wearing the uniform was her pride and joy.
"Damn look at this wheeewww girl you got it going on." Lexa rolled her eyes at the cat call the guys walking by gave her. She knew her uniform did wonders showing on her toned body but she could only so many comments before she dished one back.
"You want to join me?" Lexa turned around giving her usual smug smirk to one of the men.
"Damn right I'll give you anything you desire girl." Lexa looked behind the group of guys watching her partner laugh in the car.
"Good I'm sure the boys in the cell would love to nail your pretty ass." Lexa bit her lip trying not to laugh at the shocked reaction from the guy. She could hear all his friends laughing as they grabbed him and dragged him along.
"Do you ever get tired of that?" Lexa looked at her partner Nyko as she got back into the car handing him the hot coffee to warm up his hands.
"Not really I mean it's all fun and games unless one of them gets touchy." Lexa leaned back knowing she had a good vibes between her and the community area she always patrolled.
Beep beep
"All officers be advised we have a third noise complaint being called in from 11705 Polis Drive. It appears to be a party with music and screaming but no other information was given."
Lexa looked over at her partner grabbing her radio to message back. They were only three blocks from the name address. It was a quick call to clean up.
"Dispatch 1212 this is officer Steel we're only a few blocks away from the complaint. Heading out now." Lexa put the radio back down pulling their squad car out making their way to the address.
"I'm getting married bitches." Clarke laughed lifting her glass full of god knows what kind of alcohol screaming with the rest of her friends. Her best friend was getting married and she couldn't be more happier for the girl.
"Thank you thank you this is your fly and fantastic genius of a DJ." Raven popped her collar pointing out to Octavia who was still dancing around in a circle.
"Next in line is…" Octavia screamed it pointing at her blonde bombshell of a best friend.
"No no no." Clarke held her hands up protesting the fact that she was next to get married.
"Clarke Clarke Clarke." Raven started the chant hearing all of the girls jump in.
Clarke stepped up trying to grab the microphone from her other best friend.
"What do you say girls. Will the master of the white coat be marrying a guy or a girl." Raven smiled at Clarke who flipped her the bird.
"I'm saying girl." Octavia shouted tipping back a shot.
"There is no girl or guy in my life right now O." Clarke tried to spit back at her friends. She was too busy with work lately and after her shitty break up she was just looking to have fun.
"I'm calling on myself." Clarke turned around hearing one of Octavia's friends shout it out. Clarke was a little shocked at the upfront personality coming from the other blonde across the room.
"Whhewww there you go we got a hot new couple on the rise." Raven laughed into the microphone before turning the music back on switching up the playlist.
"Dance with me bitch." Octavia grabbed Clarke's hand dragging her out into the middle of the floor.
Clarke felt herself getting lost in the music again. It was the first time she had the night off in a while and getting drunk with her best friends was the best thing she could think of. She wanted to be in Octavia's position at some point in her life but she wasn't up to par on the dating standards lately. She was a little too old fashion from what her friends kept telling her.
Knock knock….
Clarke felt the whole room go a little silent hearing someone go from knocking to banging on the door.
"Who is it?" Raven left her little makeshift dj booth hopping happily towards the door.
"SPD open up ma'am we have a noise complaint we need to check on." Clarke heard a woman's voice come through the door.
"SPD." Raven said out loud before she started to scream strippers yanking the door wide open.
"Ohhh my god yessss." Octavia started to jump up and down plopping her ass down in a chair while still dancing.
Clarke was a little confused she knew her and Raven had put together the bachelorette party and neither of them had mentioned calling in strippers for the party. Shrugging it off she figured one of the other girls set up the surprise for the brunette.
"Ma'am we're here regarding a noise complaint." Lexa walked in seeing all the girls dancing around with bridesmaids tags and getting married decorations. It was obvious someone was getting married and they were all drunk and celebrating.
"Noise complaint my ass." Raven grabbed a hold of both police officers dragging them into the room.
"You're going to need to let us go." Lexa heard her partner get a little stern with the shorter brunette who let go hopping back behind what looked like a DJ station grabbing the microphone.
"Ladies and want to be gents we got ourselves some mighty fine strippers here." Lexa shook her head at the shorter brunette pointing at the both her and her partner.
"Give me my last lap dance as a free woman." Octavia pointed at the guy in the police uniform.
Clarke was watching both officers something seemed a little off about their approach is they were really about to take off their clothes and pass out dances. She really couldn't complain because the brunette wearing the uniform looked like a goddess. She was a little taller than herself and seemed to be extremely toned in all the right places looking her uniform up and down. She had to admit most of the time she strayed from any kind of person in uniform but for some reason the brunette was giving her a curiosity vibe.
"Looks like the princess has her eyes on the sexy lady officer here." Clarke glared up at Raven knowing that she just caught checking out the woman.
Lexa heard the DJ mention something about her and someone they refer to as princess. She was trying to find the cords to the damn music set up so she could shut down the noise and calm everyone down. Looking around she spotted a blonde staring her down. The girl was stunning, her blue eyes seemed dark and deep and completely glossed over from drinking. Lexa stood a little straighter seeing the blonde bite her lip before sauntering over towards her.
"You guys can do it anywhere." Raven switch on the song Anywhere by 112 knowing it would set the mood perfectly for the dancing to begin.
"Jacket off boy." Lexa turned her head around spotting her partner trying to control the women around him. She knew this was suppose to be an easy call to handle but the women seemed to be a little more crazy than they expected.
Between your legs loud and clear. I wanna talk back to her, Make love to her. I wanna hear you scream my name.
Clarke heard the beat the lyrics and she couldn't deny that she'd love to see the brunette on her knees between her legs dancing or for another reason. Now standing in front of the girl she spotted her eyes. They were an unexplained color of green. She felt like they were burning her skin as she bit her lip seeing the girl look her up and down.
"Where's my dance office." Clarke ran her fingers down the brunettes uniform tapping on the badge.
"Ma'am this is a real badge. We are real police officers." Lexa backed up a little watching the blonde run her tongue across her teeth tipping her head smiling at her.
"Take that jacket off commander." Lexa turned to see the smaller brunette behind her shining with humor as she gave her a small shove sending her forward.
Clarke watched shock run down the brunette's face as she came flying forward smacking directly into her. Clarke felt herself take a few steps back with the weight of the brunette only to feel herself bump up against something causing her to land directly on her ass and the brunette on top of her.
"Damn princess own that shit." Clarke heard Octavia scream over at her as she placed her hands on the brunettes thighs trying to steady both of them.
Lexa wasn't sure what to do. She was pretty much straddling one of the most beautiful woman she had ever seen before and yet she was a police officer here to do her job. If it was under different circumstance she might actually give the woman what she was asking for.
"Mmm you look good on top of me." Clarke was shocked about the comment coming out of her mouth. The liquid courage was flowing through her veins and she couldn't stop herself.
"Ma'am" Lexa went to push off the blonde only to feel her ass get grabbed and pulled back down.
"It's Clarke and seriously this uniform does wonders for your body." Clarke ran her hands up the lining of the uniform.
"Take it off take it off." Clarke watched as one of their friends popped down beside her on the couch whistling at the brunette who was trying to climb her way off of her.
"Dispatch this is 1212 Officer Steel we're going to need some backup to control the crowd." Lexa managed to get the call off between the music and girls.
"Ohhh she's even professional with the radio and all." Clarke listened to her friend next to her as she kept her eyes on the brunette. Something about those green eyes that kept meeting hers made her think it wasn't just her being horny that something was really there.
"You going to take that off or do I need to help you?" Clarke leaned back up now that the brunette was standing in front of her.
"Hands off." Lexa said it sternly lifting her hand to her gun making sure the girl sitting next to the blonde kept her distance.
"She's rough princess that's your type not mine." Clarke felt her friend get off the couch while she looked up spotting the brunette turn her eyes back on her.
"That's how the game is played huh?" Clarke stood up owning the bubble her and the brunette were now sharing.
"You're going to regret this here soon." Lexa spoke watching the blondes eyes drift from her own down to her lips and back.
"You're the one we're paying to dance and yet I'm not seeing any skin." Clarke wanted to put her hands somewhere on the girl but she didn't know where to start.
"Ma'am" Lexa tried to speak only to get cut off.
"Clarke." Clarke inforced her name by pushing a finger at the brunette again not feeling her budge.
"Clarke, I am with the SPD. My name is Office Steel and we're here on a noise complaint which as you can tell is apparent." Lexa tried her hardest to stay professional but she could feel herself breaking under the blondes blue eyes.
I love the way your body feels, On top of mine so take your time
Clarke rolled her eyes at the words the brunette was telling her as she started to dance to the song again lifting her glass in one hand and running her other hand up through her hair. She didn't make any effort to move just letting the brunette watch her as she slowly got closer.
"Please refrain from touching me." Lexa tried to keep her breathing even watching the blonde. The girl was sexy and she knew exactly how to swing her hips in a perfect way almost close enough to grind against her. She was sure the woman could pull in any person she wanted.
"Steel what the hell." Lexa looked over her shoulder seeing her partner sitting in a chair being mauled by women with his hand viced onto his holster.
"Back up is on the way." Lexa yelled at her partner hoping that it was true because she had a feeling no matter what the two of them were not going to be able to wrangle the 20 drunk women in the room looking for lap dances.
"Back up hmmm you can't handle me yourself Officer Steel." Clarke smirked watching the girls lips lift just a little proving she was able to smile.
"Ma'am or Clarke if you can't help me control these women or yourself we're going to have to start making arrest the second our backup shows up." Lexa warned the blonde in front of her who was checking her out rather than listening to her.
"Too bad I was hoping it would be you giving me a private dance." Clarke took another sip of her drink before licking her lips.
"Look it's real." Clarke looked over the brunettes shoulder watching one of the girls talking into the other officers radio only to hear something about dispatch come back.
Raven stood still hearing the radio go off on the guys uniform only to see blue and red lights outside the window. Making her way over quickly she watched four more officers get out of the patrol cars heading towards the door.
"Ohhhh shit." Raven weaved her way up to the DJ station cutting the music down super low.
"Booooo" Octavia yelled from her place on the guy officer's lap who was refusing to give her a dance.
"Houston we have a problem." Raven laughed over the microphone knowing things were about to go bad.
Clarke looked over at Raven who was waving at her and then putting a hand to her throat making a motion as if to cut it. She wasn't exactly sure what it meant but she shrugged her shoulders not caring.
"So do you like to use these?" Clarke reached for the belt of the woman only to get her hand grabbed. She felt the heat course through her body dropping right down between her thighs at the roughness of the act but the soft hands of the woman.
"Tall, sexy, stoic and rough around the edges, what else do you like Officer Steel?" Clarke let out a deep husky laugh watching the brunette pull her hand back quickly.
"SPD ladies please take a seat and you turn off the music." Clarke froze hearing more people enter the room. Glancing at Raven she shrugged with an oh shit look on her face.
"Booooo this is my last day as a free woman." Octavia shouted wrapping her arms around the guy police officer.
"Ma'am please get off me." Lexa turned to see the backup working their way through the women lining them up and helping her partner get out from under like six women who had somehow planted themselves on top of him.
"Steel what happened to quick and easy." Lexa shook her head trying not to laugh.
"Let's get them situated and carted off to their known locations." Lexa pointed at the other men knowing she was going to have to clear out the room they were in. The noise complaint from the manager of the place made it clear he wanted them out.
"Wait so you guys are not strippers." Raven spoke up in the microphone looking at the two officers only to hear a roar of laughter coming from the new officers in the room.
"The commander a stripper not a day in your lifetime come on." Raven watched the guy wave her down from her makeshift DJ station.
"Who's the commander?" Raven perked up only to pull away trying to figure what the hell was going on.
"Ma'am please don't make me cuff you." Raven turned back around glaring at the man.
Clarke stood in the same place she was ten minutes ago. She hadn't moved she had just watched all her friends get escorted out of the room they had bought and planned to stay in. She had seen some of the girls laughing and flirting on their way out but from the looks of it all of it was real. Looking back at the brunette in front of her she didn't know what to say.
"Let's go." Lexa kept a calm but stern voice because the blonde had been a little too touchy before and she was hoping now that things were settled the girl would be as well.
Clarke watched the brunette grab her drink from her hand and point towards the door in a slightly shitty tone. She wasn't sure what she thought about it but the woman was still sexy so she was having a hard time keeping her hands to herself.
"Commander." Raven yelled pointing at the brunette was escorting her best friend out of the room.
"Look princess you caught the woman in charge." Raven winked running up to her best friend and tossing an arm around her causing both of them to sway.
"Woman in charge huh?" Clarke turned glancing at the woman rolling her eyes.
Clarke felt Raven pull her around causing them both to start dancing in a circle. She was drunk and if it wasn't for that she knew this was probably a stupid idea but she went with it. Raven eventually enveloped both of them over the brunette causing her to stiffen up and pull out her cuffs.
"Okay that's enough which one of you wants to be arrested." Lexa growled knowing she had no intention of really doing it but she hoped to scare both of the girls a little.
"Ohhh cuffs I'm sure our princess here is more than willing to let you top her." Raven laughed feeling herself get grabbed and carted away by another police officer.
"Commander are you going to handle that one?" Lexa heard one of her men ask her from behind. She lifted her hand signaling that she had it under control.
"What do you say office steel can you handle me?" Clarke was still unsure on why she was being so aggressive with the police officer in which she knew was not a stripper now.
"Let's go." Lexa grabbed the blonde by the arm leading her out of the building trying ignore the feeling of her hands on the blondes arm and just how smooth her skin was the hint of vanilla coming off of her.
"Are you really putting me in there?" Clarke started to panic as they headed towards the squad car.
"Ma'am where is your car?" Lexa made her tone a little harsher finally getting control of the blonde.
"Blue one." Clarke felt herself start to sweat she wasn't sure what was about to happen.
Lexa was a little in shock seeing a stunning old blue camaro sitting in one of the parking spaces. It made her think of the blonde matching the color of her eyes. Walking towards it she unlocked the door sifting through a few things before spotting a pager and a white coat.
"Doctor hmmm" Lexa mumbled to herself a little surprised by what be the blondes profession. Finding the girls wallet she walked back to her squad car before opening it up point for the blonde to get in the back seat.
"Really?" Clarke looked at the green eyes beauty in front of her.
"I could cuff you." Lexa said in sternly only to see the glimmer of humor in the blondes eyes as she bit her lip.
"Hmmm that sounds like an offer I can't turn down." Clarke felt her wrist get grabbed before she was pushed up against the car feeling the metal get slammed around her wrist and shoved into the back of the police car.
"I hope that was rough enough for you." Lexa couldn't stop herself from cracking the joke when she heard the blonde grunt against the metal of the car.
Clarke sat in the squad car realizing for the first time how uncomfortable people really are in the squished area and the metal jabbing into her skin. She was nowhere near sobering up but knew she just got herself into what could be serious trouble. Feeling the car come to a stop she seen they were at the station. She groaned not knowing what was going to happen next.
"Dammnnnn." Lexa shook her head at her fellow officers who were shocked to see her coating in the blonde from the party.
"You couldn't just let her get away could you commander." Lexa was tempted to flip off her partner but she wouldn't deny the simple fact that she did actually want to bring the woman back with her.
"Sit down." Lexa took off the cuffs pushing the blonde down into a chair in her office.
Lexa stared at the blonde not even sure what to do with her. She had a few things she could charge her with but it was nothing serious and nothing she couldn't have handled before hand. Watching the blonde slowly close her eyes Lexa could tell she was ready to drift off to sleep. Picking up the wallet she found a card inside of it to the hospital stating Abigail Griffin head of cardiology. Tapping the card she picked up her phone and dialed the number hoping it was someone close enough to the blonde to take care of her.
Clarke watched through her hooded eyes as the brunette made a phone call. She wasn't sure what she was still doing in the office or in the station at all. The brunette had mentioned taking her home but for some reason she was sitting in a very uncomfortable chair. It seemed like twenty minutes had passed with both of them glancing at each other off and on before she broke the silence.
"Blonde or brunette?" Clarke stated with a smirk knowing that she was winning with the way the brunette looked her up and down.
"Why do you ask?" Lexa spoke knowing it probably wasn't smart.
"By the way you're looking at me I am going to say blonde." Clarke watched the brunette bite her lip trying to control the smile pulling at her lips.
"You're pretty confident over there even when you are sitting in a police station." Lexa turned in her chair to fully face the blonde now. She knew the girl was trying to get the upper hand on her again.
"It's easy when you have a beautiful woman looking at you." Clarke could swear she seen the brunette blush before she went back to being serious.
"Confident and a flirt Clarke that's pretty interesting." Lexa watched the blonde tip her head looking at her with curiosity.
"Clarke huh so you do remember my name." Clarke could see the smug look the brunette was giving her which made her wonder exactly what the brunette knew.
"Clarke Marie Griffin. Age 25 graduated with honors and currently working an internship with Sky Memorial." Lexa watched the surprise hit the blondes face and she loved every second of it.
"Looked me up huh? What about my phone number?" Clarke watched the brunette roll her eyes with the question.
"Clarke Marie Griffin." Lexa turned to see a woman in a white coat and purse in hand. The woman looked almost identical who now she was expecting to be Clarke's mother.
"You called my mom?" Clarke looked from her mom to the brunette sitting in front of her who was now smiling.
"Thank you officer for calling me. The last thing Clarke needs is to have something like this on her record. I appreciate your leniency." Lexa stood up shaking the woman's hand watching her glare down at her daughter who currently had her hands covering her face as she leaned down on her knees.
"No worries ma'am I am sure this will be a one time thing. The party seemed generous enough and a couple good surprises but the complaints needed to be taken care of." Lexa said it knowing the blonde looked up at her.
"Let's go now." Clarke heard her mother snap causing her stand up.
"Straight A student and about to be the lead emergency doctor and you get yourself into this. I am sure it was Raven or Octavia but still Clarke being a doctor should come first." Lexa heard the blondes mother scolding her and she had to admit she was impressed with hearing the blondes soon to be credentials.
"Oh ma'am." Lexa stepped up seeing both girls turn around.
"You can sign her out over there." Clarke watched her point to the desk hearing her mother stomp off before turning back to the brunette.
"I'm seriously sorry." Clarke spoke up quickly feeling her world spin from the alcohol just a little knowing now that she was completely embarrassed with her actions.
"No worries Clarke I enjoyed it more than you know." Lexa winked at the blonde knowing in the end she won and the blonde was completely embarrassed and shocked with her comment as she shut her door seeing the blondes jaw drop before going to sit back down in her chair. Clicking her pen she swirled in her chair she couldn't have asked for a better night.
