It had been almost an hour since the dumb teenaged girl in yellow armour with the IQ less then a sack of rocks had hijacked and activated the light drive on the ship they were on without proper authorisation by accident and had miraculously landed at there destination a few hounded years later then they were supposed too. Now she had been tapping on the ships hull none stop for the last hour hopeing someone will hear her and save them from her mess.

"would cut that out already!" Growned the only other person with her a slender male solider in black armour with red detailing(halo 3 scout helmet, CQC chest piece and recon shoulder armour).

"Hay some of us are trying to save our sorry asses, that includes yours as well dumb ass!" snapped the teen as she turned to face him.

"Oh really. Then answer me this. If I'm such a dumb ass as you say I am then how come I've spotted the emergency release lever for the cargo bay doors long befor you started banging your fists on said ships hull and screaming for help?" rhetorically asked the man as he walked over to and pulled the emergency release leaver.

"... Oh, I was only testing you! You know that, right?" nervously laughed the girl.

"Think befor you act next time, Dumb ass!" he criticised harshly as the door began to open.

"Smooth moves boy! What's next, being nice to her only to push her off a cliff?" criticised a bright green hologram of a 19-20 year old woman (think C.C from the first few episodes of Code Geass R1) appearing in a sitting position on his left shoulder.

"Shut it Witch!" growled the one the hologram called boy.

"Hay is Boy your name or something?" asked the teenager as the hologram started to giggle.

"No, my name is Lelouch. C.C2 the witch of an A.I. partner of mine calls me that as an insult." Explained the newly dubbed Lelouch.

"Oh, okay. It's just that boy would have been a really awkward name to call someone. Especially if there a girl!" rambled the girl who Lelouch concluded was idiot.

"What ever..." unenthusiasticly replied Lelouch as he stepped out of the now open ship tailed by the girl.

"Sir! The door is open, that mean we won! Another glorious victory for the Rad army." said the voice of a kiss ass from out side the ship.

"it is... I mean of course it is! Looks like my plan worked! Chalk up another one in the column for Sarge! ...Hay who're those guy? Let's shoot them!" asked a senile old man in red standerd issue armour as he tryed to piece back together what's left of his pride befor asking who the new arrivals where befor deciding to and ordering his men (all two of them) to shot them on the spot."

"Try it... (Turns the safety on his SMG off) I dare you, old man!" Calmly threatened Lelouch pointing his SMG at the Red armoured old man.

(a few seconds later)

"Grifs sister!?" yelled the maroon armoured solider in disbelief.

"Yeah, isn't that cool." Excitedly asked this Grifs sister.

"Ya know, I've always known there was a genetic possibility that grif would have blood relatives, but I've always held on to the hope that he was the horrible bi-product of an experimental turd manufacturing plant." admitted the old man in red armour.

"Go home." ordered the one Lelouch assumed was Grif.

"What!" asked his shocked sister

"Go home Right now! Get in your ship, uncrash it and fly home." further ordered her big brother.

"What ever, make me!" she sasses back at him.

"As much as I don't want to spoil my reputation as a do nothing slacker, I will not hesitate to beat your ass senseless and drop you in that ship myself." threatened the slacker of her older brother.

"I'd thought you'd be happy to see me." complained the younger Grif sibling.

"How'd you even get here? We're in the future!" asked the older of the two siblings.

"Hm... I think I know how. Did you use the hyper drive to get here or the light drive?" asked the maroon nerd.

"Which one is the hippy drive? The one with all the knobs or the other one with all the knobs?" asked the teenaged idiot.

"Yeah, she used the light drive, and ias Einistin theorised in his theory of relativity..." herded out the maroon soldier.

"English!" asked grif for all those who aren't huge nerds.

"The theory goes that the closer you travel to the speed of light, the every thing around you slows down. So in essence when your sister dear Grif hijacked the ship she activated the light drive, while we where still docked mind you, she turned the space craft into a makeshift one way time machine this flinging all three of it passengers, her included, into this exact point in time by mere coincidence. Dose that sum it up for you Pvt. Griff?" asked a mysterious new female voice.

"who in tarnation was that? asked a surprised old man with a shotgun looking all around for the source of the voice.

"That would be me gentlemen..." said the A.I. partner of the black and red armoured soldier as it appeared on his left shoulder in a siting position, one leg folded over the other. "Nice to meet you my name is C.C2. The Pleasures all yours." she arrogantly announced herself.

"... Are you a freelancer by any chance?" asked the maroon nerd.

"um... What's a freelancer?" asked a confused Lelouch.

"Wait a god damnded minute..." said the red armoured old man as her readied his shotgun. "If your not a Freelancer then where'd you get that A.I. then son?" he asked seriously pointing the business end of his shotgun in the unknown soldiers face.

"What a woman dose with her partner is none of you're business old man!" crossly stated C.C2 crossing her arms under her chest as she stood up and glared daggers at the old red soldier as if she was accused of being a cheap hooker on a street corner.

"My humblest apologies madam, but I was just makeing sure he wasn't trying to force you do something you weren't comfortable with. I'm sorry if I offended you miss C.C2." apologiesd the shotgun wielding old man in ernest lowering his weapon (I think this suites Sarge's personality and would be something he would say).

C.C2 smiled satisfied with the old mans apology.

"Wait, what? That's it? No interigation, or any thing?" asked a baffled Griff.

"Pvt. Griff, if a woman (the fairer sex) tells you what she's doing is none of your business then by god it's none of your God damnded business! Understood Pvt. Numb-nuts! Do I look like the god damd police to you?" yelled the shotgun holding old coot to his subordinate.

"But Sarge? aren't we going to ask who he is?" asked the maroon nerd.

"Good point Simons, what's your name son?" asked the old man known as Sarge.

"My name is Lelouch, LT. Commander Lelouch Lamprouge. The new C.O. of the red team of blood gulch. I look forward to,working with you all." said Lelouch introduceing himself, his rank and what his role in the box canyon.

"Whaaaaaaaaat!" yelled the soldiers of red team. loud enough for the members of blue team and there oversized leach of a baby alien could hear.

"The fuck was that?" swore a soldier in blue armour holding a sniper rifle.

"Blarge!" barked the alien as if it was agreeing with him.