I did these Texts with brilliant people on Omegle. I was Sherlock in all of them, and I was provided with great Johns.

Reviews are definitely welcome.

I hope you enjoy.


Text Message from Sherlock Holmes

5:10 PM 7/2/2013:

Which one do you prefer: black currant or raspberry? SH

Text Message from John Watson

5:12 PM 7/2/2013:

Excuse me? Um, raspberry. JW

Text Message from Sherlock Holmes

5:13 PM 7/2/2013:

I'm buying jam. SH

Text Message from Sherlock Holmes

5:13 PM 7/2/2013:

I ruined the last ones. Experiment. SH

Text Message from John Watson

5:14 PM 7/2/2013:

Of course you did! I prefer strawberry jam, if you can get it. JW

Text Message from Sherlock Holmes

5:15 PM 7/2/2013:

Will do. SH

Text Message from Sherlock Holmes

5:16 PM 7/2/2013:

Anything else? SH

Text Message from John Watson

5:18 PM 7/2/2013:

We need more tea. Earl Gray, please. JW

Text Message from Sherlock Holmes

5:19 PM 7/2/2013:

What about milk? SH

Text Message from John Watson

5:20 PM 7/2/2013:

Semi-skimmed. JW

Text Message from John Watson

5:24 PM 7/2/2013:

You never go shopping. What are you doing? JW

Text Message from Sherlock Holmes

5:26 PM 7/2/2013:

I'm under cover. SH

Text Message from Sherlock Holmes

5:32 PM 7/2/2013:

I think I have found our killer, John. SH

Text Message from John Watson

5:34 PM 7/2/2013:

At the grocery? JW

Text Message from Sherlock Holmes

5:35 PM 7/2/2013:

Yes. It's the manager. SH

Text Message from Sherlock Holmes

5:35 PM 7/2/2013:

He has killed his own wife. SH

Text Message from Sherlock Holmes

5:36 PM 7/2/2013:

Don't bother asking 'how' I found out. I will explain in details later. SH

Text Message from John Watson

5:37 PM 7/2/2013:

I know. Should I call Lestrade? JW

Text Message from Sherlock Holmes

5:38 PM 7/2/2013:

Call him immediately. SH

Text Message from John Watson

5:41 PM 7/2/2013:

While you're at the store we'll need some more bread. JW

Text Message from Sherlock Holmes

5:43 PM 7/2/2013:

Bread can wait. I have a killer to catch. He's smelling danger. He's going to make a run for it. SH

Text Message from Sherlock Holmes

6:13 PM 7/2/2013:

Lestrade showed up on time. The only thing he is good at. SH

Text Message from John Watson

6:14 PM 7/2/2013:

Should I come? JW

Text Message from Sherlock Holmes

6:17 PM 7/2/2013:

No need. I'm coming home as soon as Lestrade decides keeping me here is unnecessary. SH

Text Message from John Watson

6:20 PM 7/2/2013:

I'm helping Mrs. Hudson clean our kitchen. Your bloody experiments are so messy. You've ruined the table with all

the chemicals. We'll have to buy a new one. JW

Text Message from Sherlock Holmes

6:21 PM 7/2/2013:

What is the point? The new one will be ruined as well. SH

Text Message from John Watson

6:26 PM 7/2/2013:

Couldn't you try to be cleaner, Sherlock? The mess is driving me insane. JW

Text Message from Sherlock Holmes

6:27 PM 7/2/2013:

That is as clean as it can get, John! SH

Text Message from John Watson

6:28 PM 7/2/2013:

I'm sure you could be cleaner! I'm sick of living in a pig-sty! JW

Text Message from Sherlock Holmes

6:30 PM 7/2/2013:

You sound like an old wife. SH

Text Message from John Watson

6:35 PM 7/2/2013:

I'm fed up. You could organize. JW

Text Message from Sherlock Holmes

6:36 PM 7/2/2013:

We've been living together like this for three years. Why bother with changes now? SH

Text Message from John Watson

6:37 PM 7/2/2013:

Because I'd like to bring my girlfriend over, but you're so bloody messy, I can't! JW

Text Message from Sherlock Holmes

6:38 PM 7/2/2013:

I do organize. I organize my socks. SH

Text Message from John Watson

6:40 PM 7/2/2013:

Socks? Really, Sherlock? JW

Text Message from Sherlock Holmes

6:41 PM 7/2/2013:

Yes. SH

Text Message from John Watson

6:42 PM 7/2/2013:

Organize the rest of the flat then. JW

Text Message from Sherlock Holmes

6:43 PM 7/2/2013:

I will proudly entrust that to you. SH

Text Message from John Watson

6:45 PM 7/2/2013:

If you don't do it, you won't be able to find a thing when you come home. JW

Text Message from Sherlock Holmes

6:46 PM 7/2/2013:

Are you threatening to disarrange my stuff? SH

Text Message from John Watson

6:47 PM 7/2/2013:

Yes. JW

Text Message from Sherlock Holmes

6:48 PM 7/2/2013:

John Watson, that is blackmail. SH

Text Message from John Watson

6:50 PM 7/2/2013:

I'm ready to be in a committed relationship, and I really like this girl. I wouldn't mind bringing her over. JW

Text Message from Sherlock Holmes

6:51 PM 7/2/2013:

You are always ready to be committed, John. That is not news. SH

Text Message from John Watson

6:52 PM 7/2/2013:

Shut up. Don't be a dick to this one. JW

Text Message from Sherlock Holmes

6:55 PM 7/2/2013:

Fine. I will try to be more organized. SH

Text Message from John Watson

6:56 PM 7/2/2013:

Thank you. JW

Text Message from Sherlock Holmes

6:58 PM 7/2/2013:

No promises, though. SH