What on earth?! Who the freaking hell are you? Who authorized you to read this? Who wrote this totally awesome-fantastic-over the top-hands down fanfic? Ehem.. Me of course. You dummy!

This is thebluepig08! So we all might know that my first attempt to write an awesome fanfic totally flopped. I admit it. And I also re-read the fanfic. I was mortified as hell! I almost pissed in my pants. I am truly sorry you had to suffer reading that piece of junk. It was so dramatic and too mushy-like. So yeah hopefully this second attempt will clear my dignity.

Before reading this fanfic, I prepared 10 safety precautions for you:

1. Safety precautions are for the weak

2. You are too old for precautions

3. You still won't be safe after reading this

4. You just missed number 4

5. You went back to check and saw how stupid you were to fall for that

7. Now you're staring at this and you're like " where the hell is number 6?"

6. It's right here stupid

8. Your now getting a chainsaw and warming it up to slice my body in half

9. I bet you'll be like "OMG! Grammer Nazi spotted" or " It's you're! not YOUR!"

10. You will be smiling like an idiot and say thebluepig08 is the bomb

11. You will freaking remember that this was supposed to be only up to 10

Thank you for your cooperation.

I the author, will not be responsible for any damages produced while reading this.

P.S. I bet you were looking for the first fanfic I made,eh? Well YOU SUCK! I already removed it. I permanently banned it from the human eye. It was a disgrace to mankind.

12. Haha.