Master chief: Boner Time
No ones POV:
ZOMG MASTER CHEIF IS IN THE TREE LOOKING AT ALL THE BITCHES
master cheif POV:
I'm so cool
*master chiefs' slimy crotch waffle fills with bloods *
Is that a cortana or am I just happy to see me.
No ones POV: it was a boner
Master cheif POV:
Oh no I thi- I have t- I must touch my love rod.
I can't I am to armoured and shit.
Is life a thing anymor- No No
Never
I must either not live or touch my insecure rectum blossom. (My love rod )
*the master tries his bestest to touch his stick but fails and falls off the tree and breaks his neck*
Cortana POV: you can master my chef
