Master chief: Boner Time

No ones POV:
ZOMG MASTER CHEIF IS IN THE TREE LOOKING AT ALL THE BITCHES

master cheif POV:
I'm so cool

*master chiefs' slimy crotch waffle fills with bloods *

Is that a cortana or am I just happy to see me.

No ones POV: it was a boner

Master cheif POV:
Oh no I thi- I have t- I must touch my love rod.
I can't I am to armoured and shit.
Is life a thing anymor- No No
Never

I must either not live or touch my insecure rectum blossom. (My love rod )

*the master tries his bestest to touch his stick but fails and falls off the tree and breaks his neck*

Cortana POV: you can master my chef