Disclaimer: I do not own anything in the Evangelion world, all the credit and rights go to Gainax and Hideako Anno. Please don't sue me ;.;
Warnings: Rated R for swearing, sexual innuendo, and maybe some action in later chapters.
Rits Bits
Chapter 1
By: KatdaKit
Shinji exited the shower feeling relieved and more ready to start the day than usual. Slowly walking to his room, trying to savor the quietness of his guardian's apartment while everyone was still asleep. "If only it could be like this more often…" Shinji murmured underneath his breath. By the time he closed the door to his room he heard a scream, "Of course, Asuka has to kill the mood…" Shinji got dressed for the day, not really looking forward to it now that he had to deal with oh holier than thou. He walked out with a sigh, knowing he was about to be pummeled with strings upon strings of sarcasm from his very lovely roommate.
"YOU BAKA! You don't even have breakfast ready for me? What kinda wife are you going to be?" Asuka barked. "Hey… Where's Misato at anyway?" I smiled, hearing my name, at least I know they care somewhat. 'Maybe I should just listen in for a while…' "I.. I-I don't know Asuka…" Shinji crumbled beneath Asuka. I'm pretty sure you could see Asuka's eyes just light up, "MAYBE SHE'S GONE! That means I could have KAJI all to myself!" She sighed in a dreamy voice. 'You can definitely have him…' Then Shinji noticed me on the couch, it had been the first time I'd seen him in the last three days. He hadn't seen me sneak a peak at him, wearing his usual that boy needs to be creative. It's a Friday for goodness sake, don't always have to wear that button down uniform. Hah, rebellious Shinji.
"Wanna mess with her?" Asuka had found me by now and was ready to kill me or jump me.
"W-w-what? NNOO! Asuka why would I want to hurt Misato?"
"Who says we'd hurt her?" I felt a finger trace along my stomach and around my belly button and immediately tensed up, hoping this was a weird joke, no praying it was a weird joke. "Asuka… you can't!" I heard Shinji defend me and I wanted to die. "Why not…? Shinji… are you too chicken? Awww don't play with my mommy!" Asuka cackled. "No NO NO Not at all… It's time for school!" Ding-Dong.
BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ!
I turned in my sleep trying to look more convincing. "Oh alright… Always spoiling the fun… WAIT UP HORAKI!" With that I heard the door slam and then complete silence as the echo bounced through my apartment walls. I opened my eyes and sat up quickly. "That was soooo scary… To think Asuka a dyke…" Then I fell back onto the cough laughing hysterically. "Couldn't be… She couldn't handle it anyway." And with that I erased the thought out of my mind with a confirming smirk of my skills compared to the teeny boppers while heading for the shower.
I stepped out putting on my normal black dress and red coat. I slid my fingers over the Major pins I had been awarded not too long ago. To think a klutz like me. Dressed, sexy, and smelling good I headed for work.
Sliding my security card through the scanning device I sighed. 'What will we be defending Tokyo-3 from today?' Going into the lounge once I was on my appropriate floor, I sat down with my coffee… "Just imagine it's a Yebisu… Yebisu… It's a Yebisu…" I swallowed the horrible drink wanting to gag. "If only I was allowed to have beer around here, I'd concentrate better!"
"Hehehe…"
I could of swore I heard something… A sincere giggle, I know exactly who it is. I smile to myself, "Alright, Rits, come on out." She came out sitting across from me casually, smoking one of her cigarettes. I wish she'd quit… "I think we should make a report and file it to the Commander Misato, seriously, we could name it 'Coffe sucks BEER ROCKS!'"
"He would really approve of that Rits…" I glared at her.
"Just a suggestion…" She seemed more giddy today for some odd reason. Maybe she had a one night stand. Damn, Rits can get a one night stand and all I get is a horny teenager. Damn. I smiled goofily, "So what are you in such a wonderful mood for my dear?" I asked pepping up a little. 'Coffee must be kicking in.' She didn't answer me, just smiled. She strolled over to me, wrapping her arms around me from behind and leaning into my ear… "Wouldn't you like to know." She moved farther down to my cheek and gave me a quick kiss with those delicious lips. Even though all the blood had rushed to my face and ears, giving me the look of a tomato, I kept my cool.
"I guess your looking for another night of good lovin' with me, right?" I hoped at least.
"Nah, you're not my type Misato." She winked at me with one of those charming smiles she had and I listened as her high heels clicked out of the room.
I laid my head on the table "If only you knew…"
"Knew what Misa-chan?"
"Oh goooooood…" I groaned… It was going to be a long day.
A/N: Read and Review, btw if you haven't figured it out it's in Misato's POV.
KatdaKit
