Hehe, I wrote this in a journal entry today and it was pretty awesome so I am putting it on here! Enjoy!
Yesterday, when I was walking home, I was approached by Snape? Snape was prancing around yelling,"I'm a unicorn! Snape the Unicorn!" Haha! My theory was right! Snape is a unicorn! But this was a little weird. Snape prancing around saying he is a unicorn? Then there was a loud bang and Hagrid came from no where! He started walking over to Snape and he nearly stepped on me! Hagrid walked over to Snape and tried to put a straight jacket on him. Then, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Neville, Luna, Ginny, Sirius, Lupin, Tonks, Hedwig and Buckbeak Apparated around Snape. Where all these people coming from? This is so cool! Snape was still prancing around and babbling like an idiot. I remembered that my camera was in my bag and I should video tape this. I started video taping. This was gold! There was another bang and Voldemort Apparated outside the circle screaming, "I am Lord of the Sith!" Everyone stopped, even Snape, and looked at him. The good people turned on him. Ginny, Ron and Harry holding a straight jacket. Neville, Luna, Tonks, Sirius, Lupin and Hermione wrestled Voldemort to the ground. Buckbeak and Hedwig cheered them on. Once on the ground, Ginny, Ron and Harry put the straight jacket on him and they Apparated out of there. I turned the camera on Snape who was STILL prancing around like an idiot! Suddenly, he grew a horn and a set of wings and flew away. So, he wasn't just a unicorn he was a pegesus! Well that's a unicorn. I turned off my camera and walked home.
So, waddaya think? I know it si really short but I barley had enough time to write it. I can rewrite it if you all want me too. Or I can turn this into a series of oneshots. Please let me know in your reviews.
