Author's Note: So these are going to be my 100 stories from the fanfic100 challenge. A big note as well: I also signed up for the wtf27 challenge, and as you can tell this chapter is a mix of Challenge 14 Green for fanfic100 and Challenge 5 Tentacles for that. So about 27 of these will be out there. Be prepared! I want to think my Beta Reader Elemental Animal, and my 'kick-me-in-the-butt-to-finish-the-damn-story' person, BlueBladeRose. Hope you guys enjoy!

Edit: I've went through and fixed this a little bit. Just some spelling errors and such.

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While in the midst of Rowdy's bi-monthly bath there was a there was a knock at JD's door. Grabbing a towel, he dried his hands, moving quickly towards the pounding. Hoping it was Turk, who had been able to cut out on his shift early, he crossed his fingers. They could bathe Rowdy together, and then take him out to the park. Rowdy always liked to run around and get dirty after a bath, and it was so adorable Turk and JD just couldn't bring themselves to stop him.

However, it was definitely not Turk on the other side of the door.

"Listen Dorthy, do not eh-eh-eh-ver count on this happening again, no matter how much you tap those pretty little red shoes and beg for it, but here." In his hands sat a beautiful plant in a round green pot. He shoved the thing in JD's hands before the younger man could even speak. JD opened and closed his mouth, unable to form a coherent sentence.

Dr. Cox rubbed his nose and crossed his arms, a huge grin beginning to spread across his face.

"Well dammit Newbie. If that is all it takes for you to shut your trap I'm going to open up a charge account at that greenhouse." The older doctor walked in, sat his jacket down, leaned up against the back of the couch, and turned to face his boyfriend who was still staring out the open door clutching the flowerpot in a death grip. Perry chuckled which seemed to snap him out of the trance. He shut the door and turned to face the other.

"W-why?"

"Well gosh there Ronda, maybe I just wanted to see if one day the damn thing would grow big enough to wrap around your scrawny little neck, fulfilling a fantasy that I've wanted to examine for a quite a few years. Or perhaps, I wanted to see the look on your face after I grabbed the thing out of your hands and threw it out the window." JD wrapped his arms tightly around the plant clutching it to his chest. Perry bit his tongue to stop the bosom comment that immediately sprung to mind.

"Then again, I may just have wanted to…" He paused gathering his nerve, "apo-apolo-…Oh to hell with it. I'm giving you the damn thing so you would stop sulking about the shit I said about you in front of the interns the other day. You happy now?" JD could only stare for a few moments before grinning like the winning politician on election day.

"Yes." JD paused, thinking for a moment, before his grin turned to a frown and he gave the older man a suspicious gaze. Perry groaned and rolled his eyes.

"What is it Cheyrl?"

"Are you sure you don't have any…ulterior motives for doing this?"

"Like what?"

JD jumped as he felt something run up along his arm and wrap around his shoulder. He looked down quickly to find the culprit to be a long green vine. He gasped and dropped the plant, the pot shattering, but the vines continuing to slither upwards.

"The Hell?" Perry smirked, an evil glint in eyes that stopped the younger man in his tracks. The vines wrapped around JD's wrists then tightened around his biceps. He jumped as another vine snaked under his pants leg and began journeying upward.

"Oh? Did I forget to mention the other thing it did?" The vines around his arms began to lift him off the ground, his legs dangling in the air. Two other vines wrapped around his calves pulling them apart.

"Son of a B-" His cursing was cut short as one of the vines shoved itself into his mouth. Perry's eyes lit up like an orphan on Christmas morning with a tree full of presents. JD yelled around the vine as it proceeded to violate his mouth.

"I'm sorry can't hear you there Newbie. Speak up!" JD bit down on the vine and it jerked out in shock.

"Where did you get this thing, LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS?"

"Pardon me there Newbie?" JD blinked and was confused by the worried look on Perry's face. "You were gone for a long time. I thought about fixing some popcorn and setting up to watch the show." JD blinked again. He looked down at the plant, back up at Dr. Cox, and then back down at the plant. The older doctor sighed.

"So no plants then? We'll just add that to the list." JD whimpered. Curse his damn imagination.