I got bored, so I decided to see what happens when Me(Annie), a demigod mix of Aphrodite, Apollo, Poseidon, and Athena, my friend(July), a daughter of Kronos, and her brother (Alex), mixed son of Zeus, Ares, and Hephaestus, go to camp half blood after reading PJO and The Lost Hero... Oh I don't own PJO, Heros of Olympus, Butterfinger, The campfire Song song or, sadly, Caf-Pow!
"We have only two voices among us, and yet, there's a third voice, a voice in disguise!"
Sang the three friends as they walked randomly around. Well two of them sang. July, a girl with straight black hair, gold eyes, and a caffeine addiction, was slurping a Caf-Pow. Like she always does.
"You'll be hearing a trio and not a duet, if you listen with both of your-" Then the boy, Alex, Interrupted their song.
"Hey, look at the top of that hill! Is that a pine tree? With gold fleece on the lowest branch?" They all looked toward each other, grinned, and ran up the hill. They went over with no problems.
"Yes! We're demigods! We're demigods! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!" The two girls, Annie and July, jumped up and down in circles. Their screams drew the attention of the whole camp, bringing them running up the hill.
"Yo peeps!" greeted Annie, a twelve year old girls with straight Ash blonde hair, and blue-grey eyes. "Oh, that sounds good right now. Anyone have any peeps?" She asked the crowd. "No? Oh well."
"I think I might be related to Ares, you know, because I have that problem..." Mused Alex, a boy with blue eyes and short blonde hair. He then randomly pulled out a sword and pointed it at Annie. "Aaauuugh!" He stood there glaring at Annie.
"Now Alex, how many times have I told you not to do that to me?" He cowered back. "You know what happens next." She slapped him in the leg.
"OW!" He yelped.
"Oh, we know where Percy is!" shouted July and Annie together, finally addressing the camp. "He's at-" Began Annie.
"The Roman-" Added July.
"Camp Half-blood!" They finished together. "That should sound familiar to you, doesn't it Jason?" Annie turned her attention to Jason Grace, son of Jupiter. Behind the kids, Chiron did a face palm.
"Um, who are you, and how did you know about the Roman camp?" Asked Chiron.
"Oh, haven't we introduced ourselves?" Asked Annie. "I'm Annie, that's July, and that's Alex. As far as how we know about Roman camp half-blood, we have our sources. No spoilers. Let's just say we know all your deepest secrets. Mwahahahahahah!" They laughed evilly together as thunder and lightning came from the storm clouds that randomly appeared.
"Now you all think we're freaks, right?" Asked July. They nodded. "Yes, my top 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 goal has been achieved!"
"So, how long till campfire?" Asked Alex.
"Oh, five minutes." Replied Leo.
"Sweetness."
Five minutes Later...
"Lets gather around the campfire
And sing our campfire song
Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong
But it'll help if you just sing along"
"Hey, why are we the only ones singing? Oh, Alex, check above your head lately?" Alex glanced above his head. There was a fiery hammer above it.
"Sweet! I'm a fire user!" He made flames shoot out of his hands.
"Fire battle?" Challenged Leo.
"Oh yeah." Then they went into an all out fire war.
"Go Leo!" Cheered Annie, July, and everyone else. Turned out Alex was the winner though.
"Boo! Boo!" Screamed July and Annie at Alex as he came to sit down.
"Why are you booing me?" He asked.
"Leo is cooler." Then Annie and July started whispering to each other.
"Oh yeah? Watch this. Flame On!" Alex shot into the air faster than lightning. Then he was zapped by lightning and came hurtling down to earth, yet arrived unscratched. "that was interesting." Exclaimed Alex.
"Yeah...So anyway, here I am! Who's the lucky cabin?" July pulled a cd player out of nwhere and pressed play. Music started playing.
"Hey nonny nonny is it you?" Annie sang as she ponted to the Ares cabin. No one answered. "Ya'll need scripts? Here you go." She handed everyone in camp a sheet of pare with song lyrics on it. "Let's try it from the top!
"Hey nonny nonny is it you?" She pointed to the Ares cabin.
"Hey nonny nonny nonny no!" They screamed back.
"Hey nonny nonny is it you?" She pointed to the Hephaestus cabin.
"Hey nonny nonny nonny no!" They screamed back.
"Hey nonny nonny is it you or you or you or you or-"
"Nonny neeny noony...What?" Asked another random cabin.
"Close enough!" Shouted Annie
"Someone's being bashful, that's no way to be, not with me, can't you see? That I am just as embarrassed as you? And I can understand you point of view...
I've always been...
SHY!
I confess it I'm,
SHY!
Can't you guess that this
Confident air
Is a mask that I wear
Cause I'm Shy?
And you may be...
SURE!
Way down deep I'm...
DEMURE!
Though some people I know
Might deny it
At bottom I'm
QUIET!
And pure...
I'm aware that it's wrong
To be meek as I am
My chances may pass me by!
I pretend to be strong!
But as weak as I am,
all I can do is try
I really...
TRY!
Though I'm frightened and
SHY!
And despite the impression I give,
I confess that I'm living, a lie...
Because I'm actually terribly, timid...
and HORRIBLY!
Shy...
I'm fishing for cabin mates!"
"She fishing for cabin mates!" Chorused the camp.
"I'm gonna lookin every brook!" Continued Annie.
"She's gonna look in every brook!" Chorused the camp.
But how much longer must I wait...
With Baited, Breath and Hoooook
(Small bit of music)
And that is WHY!
Thouugh I'm painfully SHY!
I'm insane to know which cabin?
You cabin?
"Not I cabin" Chorused the Demeter cabin.
"Then which cabin? Where, cabin, and When cabin
I couldn't be tenser
So let's get this done, now!
Get on with the fun now!
I am one Caaaaaaabiiiiiiiin!" Yelled Annie.
"They lady is one cabin..." Chorused camp.
"SHY!" They all finished.
Then Alex, and all other middle school aged boys in the camp, fainted.
"July, why'd the creeps faint?"
"IDK. Did you just call Alex a creep?" July asked Annie.
"Yes."
"Good. Alex, why'd you faint?"
"Because Annie has the Aphrodite blessing." Replied Alex, who magically awakened. And fainted again.
"I have a cabin? This I gotta see. Drew could I have your mirror with a picture of-I mean, your mirror?" Asked Annie. Drew glared at her and handed her a mirror. Their were snickers from the crowd because it had a picture of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named (AKA, Justin Beiber) on it. Surrounded by hearts. And with smudges of what looked like lipstick. "Well, I don't look half bad, if I do say so my self. That just leaves you July. Who do you think your godly parent is? Hermes?"
"That'd be awesome! I'd get to watch the Stoll brothers pranks in person!" The Stoll brothers started inching back to their cabin.
"I agree, it is late. Time for bed-Wait July's getting claimed!" Declared Annie. Above July's head was a Clock and scythe.
"Sweet! Anyone know who it is?" Asked an over excited July.
"Oh! Oh! I know! I know! I know!" Squealed Annie, squirming in her seat.
"Anyone? Does anyone know?" July asked as she searched the crowd.
1 hour later...
By now the symbol had faded.
"Are you positive you don't know? Absolutely positive? Fine, Annie, name that god!"
"Actually it's Titan. All hail July, daughter of Kronos!"
And that's the end of this chapter! Maybe I'll update again, maybe not...JK, let's keep moving...
"She's part Titan, get her!" Screamed random unclaimed camper number 24. The crowd surged forwards to attack July, when they were stopped by a wall of water, which suddenly formed hands and started slapping the living daylights out of everyone. Percy popped up out of nowhere.
"Woah. Hey, everyone, where's Annabeth?" He exclaimed.
"Looking for you, Percy! You're not supposed to be back yet! Son of Neptune isn't out yet!" She slapped him so hard that he went flying back to the Roman camp, his memories slapped out of him. All the way around the world, you could hear his OOOOOOOWWWWW! The other campers were in shock.
"Do you realize what you just did?" They asked.
"Yeah, we sent that kelphead back where he belongs until Son of Neptune comes out!" Replied Alex, July, and Annie at the same time.
"Why?"
"So we'd have a good story! Duh!"
"How'd you even do that wave thing? You're a daughter of Aphrodite!"
"Just a hobby of mine! Anyway, back on subject, any one of you tries to lay a finger on July, you get slapped by my water hands. Got that?"
"And if any one of you lay a finger on my caf-pow, I'll see how much this daughter of a Titan can do!" Screamed July.
"If any one of you lay a finger on my butterfinger, you get burned, got that?" Asked Alex.
"Okay let's go to bed!" giggled Annie.
"But Annie! I haven't used my $2,000 gift card for caf-pows yet! It expires in the morning!"
"Where do you get those, caf-pows-r-us?" Asked Travis-or was it Connor- Stoll.
"Why, do you shop there too?" Asked July.
"Okay, here's all your stuff in one magic bag!" Annie grinned as she handed July a black and gold shoulder bag, Alex a black and teal backpack, and kept a pink and white polkadot shoulder bag for herself.
"Thanks!" Shrieked July as she rushed off to caf-pows-r-us. She came back with a caf-pow in her hands.
"BTW Annie, can I stay with you in the Aphrodite cabin. Remember that list..."
"Oh yeah! Sure, let's go!"
What's the list? What's gonna happen? Why did I post this? All your answers will be answered, next chapter. JK I'm just kidding you, there's still more!...
Next Morning...
"All set Annie?" Asked July
"The dying cat is in the coffin. I repeat, the dying cat is in the coffin." Whispered Annie into a pretend walkie talkie.
"Oh, just press the button...Now!" Ordered July. All of a sudden, Drew singing a song by He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named(AKA: Justin Beiber) in the shower was broadcasted all over camp, in speakers Annie and July had set up the night before.
"Ohh wooaah (3x)
You know you love me,I know you care
Just shout whenever, And I'll be there
You want my love, You want my heart
And we will never ever ever be apart
Are we an item? Girl quit playing
Were just friends, What are you saying
Said theres another, Look right in my eyes
My first love broke my heart for the first time,
And I was like
Baby, baby, baby ohhh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine mine
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine,mine (oh oh)
For you, I would have done whatever
And I just can't believe, we ain't together
And I wanna play it cool, But I'm losin' you
I'll buy you anything, I'll buy you any ring
And im in pieces, Baby fix me
And just shake me til' you wake me from this bad dream
Im going down, down, down, dooown
And I just cant believe my first love would be around.
And I'm like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine, mine"
Shrieked Drew. Her singing was so terrible, I would prefer to listen to a dying animal.
"Where's the dying cat?" Screamed Alex from in the Hephaestus cabin. All the windows in camp broke also. Anyone who wasn't awake yet was jolted up, then wished they were still sleeping. When Drew finally stopped, everyone pretended nothing happened.
"Okay July, you'll unplug the speakers before my shower in fifteen minutes, right?"
"Yeah, sure, mm-hmmm..." Mumbled July, who was reading The Red Pyramid.
15 minutes later...
Gotta work fast! Thought Alex. He hastily put the finishing touches on his masterpiece, A working model of Happy the Dragon, or as he's more commonly known as, Festus the Dragon! Alex hastily plugged some extra cords into him, and pressed a button.
"Everyone report to the amphitheater right now!" He screamed. Surprisingly, everyone came. Five minutes, later, singing started coming out of the dragon's to Drew's singing, it was some of the most beautiful, melodious singing the camp had ever heard.
"Whenever I feel afraid
I hold my head erect
And whistle a happy tune
So no one will suspect
I'm afraid.
While shivering in my shoes
I strike a careless pose
And whistle a happy tune
And no one ever knows
I'm afraid.
The result of this deception
Is very strange to tell
For when I fool the people
I fear I fool myself as well!
I whistle a happy tune
And ev'ry single time
The happiness in the tune
Convinces me that I'm not afraid.
Make believe you're brave
And the trick will take you far.
You may be as brave
As you make believe you are
You may be as brave
As you make believe you are"
Then everyone rushed back to their cabins and pretended nothing happened.
15 minutes later...
"-and did you hear how good that dragon sang?" Annie heard one camper say to another as she walked around.
"Actually, I heard that Alex rigged it to broadcast whoever was in the shower-"
"Pardon my interruption, but when did this dragon sing?" Asked a very confused Annie.
"Bout fifteen minutes ago."
"That's all I need to know." Replied Annie as she stormed off towards the lake, where Alex and July were having a splash contest. She used her amazing water powers to drag them both over to her. "I thought you unplugged the speakers!" She screamed at them, drawing the attention of the whole camp. She has a loud voice. "You broadcasted my singing to EVERYONE at camp!"
"Well, we had to heal the damage done by Dre-I mean that other person!" Alex and July screamed back. Annie thought about that for a minute.
"True. At least I know I sing better than Drew! Everyone does." She happily exclaimed.
"I wouldn't have said that!" Mumbled July, because, it just so happened that Drew was right behind Annie.
"What do you mean by, 'everyone sings better than Drew'?"
"I mean, your sing sounds like a dying cat mixed with a dying chicken and a person being eaten alive!" She exclaimed brightly.
"I do not!" Drew protested.
"Yes, you do!"
"No, I don't!"
"Ugh, let's solve this the easy way, and have a sing-off! Just you and me. We'll call Zeus, Hades, and Hera to judge!"
"But Olympus is closed!" Protested someone in the crowd.
"Not to me!" She pressed something on her I-phone, and poofed away. She came back thirty minutes later, with Zeus, Hades, and Hera. "Told you I could get them! Now, let's go get ready!" She poofed away, bringing Alex and July with her.
Me:Now this is the real end. I'm serious. Now, I'll only update this when I'm bored, unless I get reviews. I don't know if flames count! Now, if you want to read what happens, review. TTFN! Oh, I might bring in other book series or Movies also, so include suggestions in reviews...
Annie: Oh, also, whoever can gues the name of the two songs I sang, and what they're from, will possibly get a Character for a chapter, and help choose what other book/Movie/TV show I bring in. You'll fing ones I've seen/read on my profile. Have fun!
July: Also, bring me back a caf-pow!
Alex: Here's the thing for your character:
Name:
Hair color:
Eye color:
Age:
Height/Weight:
Book/Movie/TV show you want to bring in:
Favorite/Least favorite character from that Book/Movie/TV show(Eg. Favorite: Connie. Least Favorite: Kullervo.)
What you are(Demigod, Jedi, companion, silver tounge, ect.):
What ever goes with the things listed above(Godly parent, Lightsaber color, your group of creatures, ect.):
Anything I forgot:
Annie: As I was saying, TTFN and Have fun!
