"Hung Like A Horse"
By: 92
"Big Mac, where are you?" Freezer Burn called out into the cold air, "Are you outside?"
"Eh-nope," a voice came from inside, "Ah'm having some hot cider in here."
Freezer Burn, rolling her eyes, turns and waddles back into the house. Moving, however, was much more difficult than it had been during their small (not really...) family wedding they had had. The two foals she was carrying hung low, just barely escaping the frozen touch of the snow that was on the ground.
"Maybe you should remember to tell me when you sneak behind me into the house," she admonished the stallion, "I was about to call you in for that."
Said stallion just looked up at his wife with a smile on his face and moved over to allow her space in front of the fire.
"So you've taken to being silent now?" the mare sighed as she settled down onto the ground (albeit slightly more sideways than she'd actually like), "No matter... It's not like I married you for your personality."
"Eh-WHAT?!" Big Mac said, surprised, "You can't mean that! I thought you loved me!"
With a devilish grin, Freezer Burn shoved him onto his back and said, "At first, I choose you because-" she leaned closer to whisper into his ear, "you're hung like a horse."
When she pulled back, even with Big Mac's bright red coloring, it was clear that he was blushing.
"But after that, I found out that I wanted all of you," Freezer Burn continued, "and that no one was going to take you away from me."
"Ah knew ah chose the right mare for me when ah heard you say your vows," the stallion replied as he gently pushed Freezer Burn back onto the ground, "You had 'em so full of love and care that it took all ah had not to cry right then like a little foal."
"I love you, Big Mac," the mare said and nuzzled his neck, "I feel like the luckiest mare in all of Equisteria. I still can't believe Celestia sanctified the wedding herself. I feel just like a princess now."
"You've always been mah princess," Big Mac told her gently, returning the nuzzle, "and that is a fact."
Freezer Burn sighed, and settling into Big Mac's side, quickly falls asleep, leaving Big Mac awake.
"Ah'll protect you both, mah little ponies," the large stallion muttered, running a forehoof along Freezer Burn's swollen belly, "Ah swear it."
~FIN~
