Hai! New Fan fiction writer here! I'm the sister of the girl called Jokerta! :)

Chapter 1 -

"Woah Sasuke," Naruto smiled. "Your's is a LOT more smaller than mine." Naruto picked it up and Sasuke immeaditely got it back.

"Hey! Who said you can touch it?!" Sasuke said holding the limp thing. "Besides, how can yours be bigger than mine? Your the uke and I'm the Seme!"

"Well maybe-" Naruto began but was interrupted by Sakura who came bursting through the doors.

"Did you guys kn- wow." Sakura put a hand over her mouth and they couldn't tell if she was giggling or shocked. "I never thought you were interested in that."

"Eh? Sakura! Don't look!" Naruto said as he hid his and Sasuke's.

"I know what your hiding," Sakura giggled. "You really did join that Pervert's club didn't cha?"

"Sakura," Sasuke walked up to her. "It's not our fault that we like plants." He held up his plant that he had forgotten to water and it had leaned over to the other side already.

Naruto smiled and held up the plant he had carefully nurtured through the past few days "I am better at Sasuke at something!"

Sakura defended Sasuke "Well, you can never beat him at being a Ninja!"

Naruto took the challenge...

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Hehe, well, it's not very well written but still, I think some of your perverted minds thought of something. It's rated T because it's only suggestive and nothing actually happened.