Hilo. It's me. And I decided to write this little one-shot. R&R!


Jessie was woken to the sound of James' screaming and Meowth's Fury Swipes. Oh god, there fighting again? She got immediately and ran into the kitchen and ran straight into a big tree. She fell down, and started rubbing her head, when it's her tooshie that hurt. Why was there a huge tree in the middle of the kitchen?

"Jessie, are youse OK?" Meowth asked.

"You fell pretty hard" James added on.

A million things were running through her head when she hadn't even been awake for 3 minutes.

"What's going on? Why were you fighting" She looked at the tree, " WHY IS THERE A TREE IN THE HOUSE!"

"Calms down" Meowth told her. " Wes wasn't fighting"

"IT'S CHRISTMAS!" James squealed."Present's for everybody!"

"Christmas..." Jessie said. She jumped up and looked through the presents under the tree. She was making 3 piles. Meowth's presents, James' presents, and of course, her presents. She quicker than expected. It was a bit depressing to see there wasn't very many.

"4?!" She yelled, "4 PRESENTS?!"

"Well, Jessie" James started.

"Wes don'ts have many friends" Meowth finished.

"Oh, Yeah, Well who cares anyway! Presents!" She yelled as she went to open them, knocking down Meowths and James' presents. The boys both sweatdropped. "Lets see, Heres one from..." She Paused

"Who?" James said

"Giovanni?!" She exclaimed. But then she realised, who cares who it is from? She devoured through the paper while James and Meowth looked through theirs, looking for one from Giovanni. And in fact, they did. James and Jessie got a watch. A spy watch. And Meowth, well he got..

"A BALL OF WOOL?!" He screamed. " That cheap-skate! That.. That" Jessie cut him off by taking the ball of wool and throwing it into the corner. He quickly went and chased after it, actually acting like a cat for once. Jessie ran back to the presents.

"The next one is from..." she paused as read the name, "Ash, Misty and Brock..." It took her brain a moment to realize where she heard those names before. "THE TWERPS?!"

"Alot of surprises on Christmas Morning" James said, still looking through his presents, for the one from the young trio. Jessie got a can of hairspray (Gee thanks twerps, she thought), James got a rose and Meowth was still playing with a ball of wool.

"Alright, 2 to go!" Jessie exclaimed, going to the next present. Which was from Meowth. James got one aswell, but Meowth was more interested in his wool than their thanks. He gave them a lock of his hair. Of HIS HAIR. It was quite revolting.

"Now! The last present!" Jessie said, grabbing it. And yes, twas from James. She ripped the wrapping paper like a wild Persian, only to find it empty."James, it's Empty."

"Uh...Yeah... About that... Meowth gave me an idea... after we kinda... read your diary..." James managed to struggle out. Fury was rising through Jessie's eyes.

"YOU WHAT?!" . Jessie was mad. Period.

"But! At least I figured what to give you for Christmas" James said sheepishly.

"THAT WAS PRIVATE! NOBODY SHOULD OF RE-" Jessie was cut off by a pair of lips smashing into her own. It lasted about 5 seconds until they pulled away. Jessie was blushing furiously while James had a sheepish Grin.

"Merry Christmas" James told her, as Jessie took his lips to hers. Meowth looked over from his ball of wool. And wished he didn't.

Best Christmas Ever. Period.


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