Yellow Dawn
"Dammit!" cried the Japanese Emperor, "How many times must we fail?" He looked out of the window of his office and said, "First the Chinpokomon, then our whale extermination plot, and finally, our Sony PS4 mind controlling device? How does this puny American town continue to stop us?" He rubbed his head, thinking. "Hmm," he thought, "Maybe a new plan will work. One that is twice as deceiving and twice as days later, in the tiny Colorado mountain town of South Park, the 4th grade elementary class is gawking over a movie poster. "Whoa sweet dudes, check it out!" shouted Cartman, "They're coming out with another Red Dawn remake, and it's going to be filmed in South Park!" Kyle, noticing the large crowd, pushes through the group. "Move it fat-ass!" he yells, "Whoa, this is sweet dude!" Cartman turns to Ryan Valzinsky, "Yeah, you Commie's are gonna get your asses kicked again, dude." Ryan turns a bright red color, "Fuck you Cartman, I wasn't even born in Russia." He looks at the poster, "As besides, it's not even Russians in this one, it's the Japanese."
