Bikky: So after not writing in a long time. Having Lappie get a brand new hard drive, still not finishing my "Life at Central" I all of sudden got in the mood to write a BRAND SPANKING NEW STORY! Mwhahahaha!
Shikamaru: You're so troublesome.
Bikky: Awe! Shikamaru! I love you! ((Hugs him)) I decided I'm going to write a story all about you!
Shikamaru: Lucky me. ((sighs))
Bikky: What's with with troublesome sigh! You don't love me! Wai!
Shikamaru: And this is why girls are nothing but troublesome.
Chouji: Bikky-Chan wants everyone reading this that she doesn't own Naruto, or anything related close to Naruto.
Bikky: But I own the official Naruto Headband!
Shikamaru: What a troublesome cos-player.
Bikky: And my Akatsuki coat.
Chouji and Shikamaru: ((sweat drop))
Bikky: Then there's my Tenten outfit... ((voice trails off))
Shikamaru: So what are you doing here, Chouji?
Chouji: Bikky-Chan is buying me lunch. You want to come, Shikamaru?
Shikamaru: Sure. But what's with the chan?
Chouji: It's part of my contract. So all you readers enjoy.
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In the wonderful land of Konoha, there was a handful of ninjas that'll pop in out of this story, but more importantly, our hero, Nara Shikamaru.
"I wouldn't call me a hero. That's too troublesome."
Right. So our lazy hero, was doing what he did best. Laying on that rooftop, with his homie, Chouji, watching the clouds drift by.
"You need a life."
Sh! The story already began! Get to work boys!
"Why doesn't she make her own character, and come into Konoha?" Chouji asked his best friend in the entire world, Shikamaru.
"The readers don't care about that. They want fan service." Shikamaru answered.
"Is that why we're going to the hot spring?" Chouji ate a handful of potato chips.
"Yep. But I much rather stay here." Shikamaru sighed.
"HEY YOU GUYS! WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE! DATTEBAYO!" The ever lovable, Uzumaki Naruto entered on the scene.
"Ah. You're being too loud." Shikamaru told the hyper ninja.
"But you guys! The misssssiiiiiiiiiiiooooooonnnnnn!" Naruto whined.
"It's a troublesome mission."
"But if we accomplish it, then I can go train with Ero-Sennin, so I can get Sasuke back! I promised Sakura-Chan!"
"Hey! What are you three doing? We're going to be late!" Kiba yelled up to them, which was followed by an Akamaru bark.
"I heard a couple guys from the Wind Country were coming." Shino spoke up, as he popped up form behind Naruto.
"AAAHHHHEEEEE! DON'T DO THAT, DATTEBAYO!"
"Hurry! Gai-Sensei will be proud in the speed we can finish this mission." Lee jumped down next to the other Konoha boys.
"As long as we don't have to sing." Neji sighed. Everyone just stopped and stared at the Hyuuga boy of the branch family.
"I think fan girls would want Neji to sing." Chouji gracefully broke the silence, and continued eating his chips.
"I want to sing, Dattebayo. That way I can win Sakura-Chan's heart!" Just forget about her Naruto. She's annoying.
"A comrade is a comrade." Shino spoke up. Sorry, I'll keep my comments to myself. Sheesh Shino.
"Who cares about singing? I want to go to the hot spring. Did you look at the brochure? They have DDR!" Kiba would've wag his tail, if he was a dog, so Akamaru did that for him, with his cute bark thing.
"I heard the minerals in the hot spring can relax your muscles." Lee added.
"Huh?" Naruto blinked.
"By relaxing your muscles, your body goes into top form. Gai-Sensei says relaxing is also a part of training."
"Are the Jounins coming?" Neji changed the subject.
"Only if you're going to sing." Shikamaru answered.
"We can put on a dinner and a show." Chouji suggested.
"I'm not singing or dancing." Shino spoke up. But sweetie, you already did in the one filler episode.
"We're not talking about that." Shino's glare could've been seen through his sun glasses. Ouch. Moving on.
"I think this whole mission is troublesome."
"But think if we told the Fifth that we don't do it." Chouji spoke the words that everyone needed to hear, as a cold shudder doomed all around the boys.
"So when do we head out, Shikamaru?" Naruto asked.
"Now I guess." He finally sat up, and rather did a fan service than suffer Tsunde's wrath.
"That's the power of youth!" Lee pinged with his thumbs up.
The seven boys of Konoha did their ninja magic, and quickly skipped over to the hot spring.
"Ninjas don't skip." Shino pushed up on his glasses.
Fine. The jumped from tree to tree to the hot spring. Better?
"Yes." Now that it's Shino approved, the boys JUMPED to the hot spring.
"How do you put this on, dattebayo?" Naruto was trying to put on this traditional Japanese robe thingys that you wear at the hot spring. Anyone who as watched any anime, with the exception of FMA ((since there's no hot spring episode)) know what I'm talking about. I hope.
"Idiot. Relax." Kiba barked at him, and went over to help Naruto put on his thingy.
"You're really good at this, Kiba."
"Yeah well, it's not that hard." He grunted.
"Then could you help me?" Neji squeaked. Everyone looked at last year's number one rookie.
"My arm is stuck." Neji protested. Kiba sighed, and went to help Neji as well.
"Ha, ha, ha! Looks like I'm not the only one that doesn't know how to put this on! Dattebayo!"
"You tell anyone, and I will defeat you." Neji glared him down. Then he went into regular Neji mode, and had his arms crossed, as he leaned against a wall.
"I like it better when you're out of character, dattebayo." Me too, Naruto. Me too.
"There you go." Shino placed all his chakra bugs into a tank. Sorta like an ant farm tank.
"What are you doing?" Naruto looked at him.
"I don't want them to drown." Shino answered.
"Huh?"
"His insects wouldn't be able to survive in the hot water for a long time." Shikamaru explained it to Naruto.
"Oh. I get it. What use is Shino, if all his bugs died?"
"Hey! Be quiet!" Kiba whacked Naruto in the head.
"I'm not a useless comrade." Shino stood up, and went to the hot spring.
"Great. Now he's mad." Kiba moaned.
"How can you tell?" Naruto raised an eyebrow.
"Are you really that insensitive to your teammates feelings?" Chouji asked him.
"Huh?"
"A teammate is someone you should know better than yourself. A teammate is your best friend. The only one who'll be able to save your life." Chouji explained it in small words for Naruto.
"It's important that you understand what your teammate is thinking, Naruto-Kun. All of your missions depend on it." Lee spoke up.
"If you know exactly how your teammate is going to react to a situation, things could get worse or better. If you teammate is going to act ill-natured to a cause, then it's your job to make sure that reaction doesn't happen." Shikamaru added on.
"You're confusing me."
"Don't waste your breath on a drop out." Neji told his comrades.
"WHAT!" Naruto turned to him.
"I'm going in the spring." Shikamaru sighed, and headed toward the spring with Chouji.
"Right. Relaxing is a part of training. It's no good if you train so much, your body breaks down." Lee smiled, and also headed to the spring.
"Bark, bark!" Akamaru wagged his tail.
"Right Akamaru, once we bath we can play some DDR!" Kiba smiled, and so the boy and his dog went the hot spring.
"Are dogs even allowed?" Naruto asked.
"Who knows." Neji sighed, and went to join the others.
"Hey! Don't leave me alone, dattebayo!"
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"You can't see the clouds from here."
"Maybe you can see them on the roof of the bath house." Chouji comforted his buddy.
"There's no time for that." Shikamaru sighed, as he was thinking of the list of things to do for their mission.
"What time are they do?" Shino asked Shikamaru.
"From now to three days." Shikamaru answered.
"That's why need to make sure our bodies are in top form." Lee had a serious look on his face.
"What's Godaime thinking? If they attack, there's no way we'll be able to hold them down until back up arrives." Shikamaru leaned his back to look up at the cloudless sky.
"Don't worry. Gai-Sensei will make sure back up arrives before it's too late." Lee tried to comfort our lazy genius.
"I'm sure you'll think of something." Chouji told his friend.
"You just tell us how to attack." Neji spoke up.
"You must have faith in your comrades. Also having faith in yourself."
"We just have to hold them off until our back up arrives, so we'll be all right. Right Akamaru?"
"Bark, bark!"
"I suppose." Shikamaru went into his deep thinking stage.
"Uh, hey. What are you guys talking about?" Naruto asked them.
"You don't know?" Kiba slowly turned to him.
"Know what?"
"Naruto-Kun, you were there at the mission briefing." Lee tried to help Naruto remember.
"That's right! Granny Tsunde was talking, and I was thinking what kind of ramen I wanted for dinner!"
Everyone sweat dropped.
"What?" Naruto looked at his friends.
Before anyone had the chance to brief him, 'GO!' By Flow started to play. The spring doors open, to show a dancing Karasu.
"We are fighting dreamers!" Kankuro sang.
"Takami wo mezashite." Karasu sang also.
"Fighting dreamers!" Kankuro continued.
"Narifuri kamawazu." Karasu followed.
"Fighting dreamers!" Kankuro repeated.
"Shinjiru ga mama ni." Karasu sang on cue.
"Oli, oli, oli! Oh- Just my way!" They sang together.
The Konoha nins just stared at Kankuro singing J-Rock with his puppet.
"Make him stop." A black aura came from behind the Konoha ninjas.
GRRAAAHHHHH!" Naruto screamed, and jumped onto Kiba.
"Get off of me!" Kiba tried not to fall into the steaming water.
"Your speed has improved." Lee told Gaara.
"He's been singing with his stupid puppet since we left." Gaara looked like his was about to kill something. Or someone.
"Isn't a three day hike?" Neji asked.
"YES!" Gaara looked like his was about to let his demon out on Kankuro, or so the Konoha nins hoped it was on Kankuro.
"Kankuro, you're annoying Gaara." Shino turned to Kankuro.
"... Why are bathing with your sunglasses?" Kankuro looked at Shino.
"Yeah, why do YOU bath with your sunglasses?" Kiba asked him.
"It is a little weird." Neji told Shino.
"Even I took off my weights." Lee added.
"I left my gourd in the changing room." Gaara stated.
"I'm not allowed to have my chips in the bath house."
"I know you like your mysterious look, but that's a bit weird." Shikamaru told Shino.
"Totally!" The other boys, with the exception of Naruto, turned into valley girls to sing in unison.
"Kakashi-Sensei bathes with a towel around his face." Naruto said.
"Yeah, but that's so you don't see his face." Shikamaru told Naruto.
"How is that different than Shino and his glasses?" Naruto asked.
"Because he took his mask off!" Neji flung his arms in the air. Then went back into regular Neji mode, and crossed his arms.
"So why do you wear sunglasses?" Kankuro asked, as he went into the bath water.
"You're cool enough without them." Chouji told Shino.
"And mysterious enough as well." Lee added.
"Even I don't know why you wear them." Kiba confessed to Shino.
"We're all friends here." Our Hero reminded Shino.
"The truth is..." Shino began.
"Go on!" Gaara nudge Shino.
"The truth is... KIBA HAS A DOG IN THE BATH HOUSE!"
"DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!" Kiba shouted back.
"Did you miss the sign? No animals!" Shino pushed up on his glasses.
"... Is that the reason you put your bugs into an ant farm?" Shikamaru asked.
"Yes. Unlike Kiba, I follow the rules." Shino mocked.
"But Akamaru wants to bath too!" Kiba whined.
"So do your clone thing." Gaara said, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Oh. I didn't think of that." Kiba blinked, and Akamaru transformed into Kiba.
"Doesn't change the fact he's still a dog." Shino pouted.
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Bikky: I think that's good for right now. Such a great line to end on.
Chouji: But we never found out why Shino wears his glasses.
Bikky: Maybe it'll be in the next episode. Maybe not.
Shikamaru: They're chapters.
Bikky: This should be in the filler arc! Not that boring stuff, like the stupid Star- Hoshi thing, that I totally skipped over.
Shikamaru: You skipped a lot of the filler arc that was more than an episode long.
Bikky: Because they're long and boring! I like the smelling bug one. That was cool! Go Hinata! Kick some butt and take names!
Chouji: We weren't in that one.
Bikky: I know. But my favorite thing about the filler arc is that no Sakura, and no emo boy!
Shikamaru: His name is Sasuke.
Bikky: Yes, yes. Uchiha Sasuke. Completely emo because Itachi paints his finger nails purple.
Shikamaru: Where do you get these crazy, troublesome ideas?
Bikky: By hanging out with my friends, yo!
Shikamaru: You do know, you should change your name, change your address, and hide out for a while. I think Shino and Neji might be a bit angry.
Chouji: And maybe Gaara. You made him sound like a valley girl.
Bikky: I made everyone do it.
Chouji: Except Naruto.
Bikky: Well he was thinking about something else.
Shikamaru: I'm ending it here. Please leave a review. Ja ne.
