Disclaimer: I Do Not Own Harry Potter.

Harry had a cunning plan to get himself out of the Triwizard tournament, all he needed to do was visit Dumbledore in his office and by dinner time he'd no longer have to take part in the tournament.

Hermione kept telling him the plan was ridiculous, but Harry was sure she was jealous about not thinking of it first.

Harry decided that not getting killed in the tournament was way more important than going to class and went to Dumbledore's office instead; with a quick mutter of the words " Cockroach cluster" he was inside.

"Harry, what can do for you today?," Dumbledore asked, not looking up from the papers on his desk.

"I'm not Harry, I am Herbert Joe Potter. I am his secret twin brother who was kidnapped on the night our parents died," Harry said, which got Dumbledore's undivided attention right away.

"You are Harry James Potter, you do not have a twin brother or any siblings at all. And if you did, they wouldn't be called Herbert."

"Herbert is a good name," Harry responded, looking offended. "But I'm not getting into an argument over names, I'm here to tell you that my brother Harry has decided to go traveling so he won't be able to participate in the Triwizard tournament.".

"Harry, you are participating in the tournament whether you go around calling yourself Herbert, Lord of Doom or Bob," Dumbledore told a scowling Harry. "Now go to whatever class you should be in".

"I'll go, but this isn't over. I will find a way out of being in the tournament" Harry promised.

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