chapter 1: the sun rises in london

it was very curious story how "janek", the netherlands person, ended up in uk. getting to uk is near impossible, with constant storms battering the coast and no good tourist destination, it was assumed that wanting to go to UK is impossible.

but there he was, doing programming and eating a croissant on one rainy morning. his friend, a tall very handsome british man, said "good morrow to you!" in his attractive deep voice.

"nothing much what about you" replied thej janek

"oh nothing im just thinking of visitng edward today to ask if i can be a vampire because its never sunny in uk anyway" he said in voice sexier than beyonce's. by now you realize this man is boris johnson, mayor of london.

"cool id like to come with to see if the vampires have any c++ textbook in their vampire library because they're very old"

and so boris jonhson and janek set off to find answers from the vampire once and for all. they went into the deepest bowels of london, all the way to the beig ben, to find the vampires.

but they have to be very careful. british people are scared of vampire, and british policeman will kill you if they think you're a vampire. alll was going well until...