Super Smash Bros. Vs. WWE

By Hayabusa Will

Chapter One-The Announcement

At the Super Smash Brothers HQ, Nintendo's owner Shigeru Miyamoto had called a meeting. Many people had turned out for the meeting, which had quite the set-up.

At this fancy-looking place was a large podium with a microphone. On one side there was a long row of chairs and a long table, with the Super Smash Brothers logo on the front of the table, visible for the audience. On the other side was the same table and chairs, but there was a curtain covering the logo.

The crowd went into a frenzy as Mario, Link, Samus Aran, Fox McCloud, Solid Snake, Marth, Captain Falcon, Luigi, Wario and Ganondorf came out from the back to sit in the ten chairs. And then out from the back, came a very cheery looking man, Mr. Nintendo himself, Shigeru Miyamoto.

Miyamoto walked up to the podium. "Hello, everyone. For those who don't know, I'm Shigeru Miyamoto, and I've called this press conference to make one of the biggest announcements in the history of Nintendo, and the biggest for the Super Smash Brothers. As you know, Nintendo and Super Smash Brothers have a large following internationally. However, another company has a following internationally. Nintendo and this company both want to make their following even more known, and we want to make the biggest event of all time. Now, without further ado, the man who will join us in this vision... Mr. Vince McMahon!"

The crowd gave a fair amount of surprised noise as out from the back came none other than Vincent Kennedy McMahon. He walked up to the podium. "Thank you, Mr. Miyamoto" He looked to the crowd. "For those of you who don't know, I'm Vincent Kennedy McMahon, the CEO of the company that will be doing business with Nintendo and Super Smash Brothers" Mr. McMahon reached over and pulled off the curtain on the table, revealing a black logo with a white 'W' with a red underline under it. "World Wrestling Entertainment!"

The people began cheering as Mr. McMahon looked out at them. "And I'm here to announce, that at Madison Square Garden, there will be a once in a lifetime event! It'll be Nintendo and WWE had to head! Super Smash Brothers Vs. World Wrestling Entertainment, one night only!"

With the audience now very pumped up and quite visibly excited, he continued. "Mr. Miyamoto and I wanted this to be a special night, and we're going to make it very unique, in that, not all matches will be known. That is to say, at this press conference, we will announce some matches we have planned, but not all of them. You'll have to tune in to find out. But, let's get to the matches we will have happening. First, let me introduce a man who has been a major part of this company for year. As part of a double main-event, this year he will be facing Super Smash Brothers' Ganondorf. He is the WWE Champion of the RAW Brand, John Cena!"

Out from the loudspeakers John Cena's music began playing, as the champion came out to many cheers, but an audible amount of boos as well. Cena looked around and walked up to the microphone and said "The champ is--"

"Shut up!" Ganondorf stood up from his chair and walked over. "Listen, Cena, the only reason I took this match was so I could be star of the night, and I'll do that by beating you!"

Cena scoffed. "We'll see, man. But I'll have some eye patches ready, because you're gonna poke someone's eyes out with that nose" The crowd got a few chuckles out of this as Ganondorf grudgingly headed back to his seat and Cena sat in the first seat on the WWE side.

Mr. McMahon went back up to the podium to continue. "And in the second half of our double main event, we have a two-time WWE Champion, the man who John Cena defeated to win that title, he is John Cena's greatest rival and he will be facing Ganondorf's greatest rival, Link, please welcome Edge!"

Edge's music played on the loudspeaker as out from the back came the Rated R Superstar himself, holding the hand of his red-headed, sluttily-dressed girlfriend, Lita. Edge walked over to the Super Smash Brothers side and looked at Link, who stood up and faced Edge. Edge smirked and walked towards the podium.

"Well, they want me to face an elf now?" Edge said, chuckling, garnering boos from the crowd. "First they have me face Mr. Yo Yo Yo John Cena, and now an elf? Well, Cena got one lucky win over me, he won't be doing it again. And you, elf boy, won't be beating me, understand?" As Edge turned to walk away, he was hit square in the butt with an arrow. "What the hell!" He turned around and looked angrily at Link, who was smirking while holding an arrow. Edge started to head over to Link, but security stepped in and broke it up quickly.

As Edge headed towards a seat at the WWE side, Lita took the podium. "For those of you who don't know, my name is Lita, I'm a three-time Women's Champion" She began, ignoring chants of "You're a slut!". "And I want to join in this too. I want to challenge you, Samus Aran" Lita pointed at Samus.

Samus, who was in her Zero Suit outfit and thus had no helmet, looked at Lita. "You want to go against me? Fine, but you don't know what you're getting yourself into"

"Oh, I know" Lita shot back. "And I intend to win, a good start to me winning back my Womens Championship on RAW"

"You don't stand a chance against me, Lita" Samus replied. "Just like Trish Stratus beat you, I'll beat you too, but I'm not retiring, so I'll kick it twice if you still want more"

As these exchanged words finished, Lita walked over to her seat next to Edge and began talking to him.

Mr. McMahon took the podium. "Well, there you have it, three of the matches we'll see. In addition, I'd like to announce that there will be a twenty-man battle royale, with ten Super Smash Brothers, and ten WWE Superstars spanning from RAW, SmackDown and ECW. Anyway, though now we have three matches with Super Smash Brothers versus wrestlers on the RAW side, let's turn it to the SmackDown side. This man is going to be competing, against an opponent that Mr. Miyamoto felt most appropriate. He is one of the top wrestlers of SmackDown, and a former World Heavyweight Champion, please welcome, Rey Mysterio!"

Booyaka 619 came over the loudspeakers, as to a loud ovation came out the masked wrestler, Rey Mysterio. Mysterio walked out as Mr. McMahon said "Now, can Rey's opponent please join us?"

The audience watched the Super Smash Brothers side until after a few seconds Fox McCloud stood up, garnering cheers. Fox walked up to Rey. "I hear you're high-flying and one of the fastest wrestlers in the WWE... well, around here, I'm the master of speed. I'm Fox McCloud"

Fox extended his hand, and Rey shook it. Mysterio responded. "Well, it doesn't matter how fast you are, because I've beaten the best cruiserweights and heavyweights in the world. I've been a World Heavyweight Champion, and I plan on showing why"

The crowd cheered a bit as McCloud and Mysterio faced off before going back to sit down. As they did, Captain Falcon stood up and walked up to the podium. "I'm Captain Falcon, and I think I should be getting a match against someone from WWE. I'll take on anyone"

"Well, then, Captain" Mr. McMahon began. "It just so happens that someone from our third brand wants an opponent. Do you think you can handle an extreme rules fight?"

"Hey, nothing's more extreme than me, am I right!" Falcon asked, looking out to the audience, getting a fairly mild response.

"Well, then, it's set. Our representative from ECW will be taking on Captain Falcon in an extreme rules match! And not only will this have the weapons you see on ECW like tables, chairs and maybe even barbed wire, but we'll throw in some other weapons the Super Smash Brothers are used to seeing, like Home Run Bats, Star Rods, Hammers, maybe even a Bomb or two! So, without further ado, Captain Falcon, you'll be facing this man!"

Loud music began playing as to a quite large amount of cheers appeared Rob Van Dam. Van Dam and Falcon immediatley walked up to each other, saying something that wasn't audible since they weren't talking into the microphone. After a few seconds of their squabbling, RVD did his trademark motion - pointing to himself with his thumbs three times while saying "Rob. Van. Dam".

"You don't think I'm extreme enough!" Falcon yelled. He picked up a chair and gave it to RVD. "Go ahead, do it! Do it! Do it!"

The crowd looked confused at Falcon's behavior. RVD shrugged and tossed the chair back to Falcon, who caught it, before RVD leapt up and spun-kick, knocking the chair into Falcon's face. Falcon fell over on the ground, before a few people from the back helped him up and carried him away from the conference.

Mewtwo suddenly teleported from his chair to the podium. "Alright, enough is enough" The Psychic Pokemon said telepathetically. "This is pathetic. Why are we fighting wrestlers? Professional wrestlers? This is pathetic. Instead of bringing in real competition, we get wrestlers. Well, if that's how they want to do things, then so be it. I hereby offer an open challenge to any wrestler who wants to be humiliated by a superior being"

Mewtwo was booed quite heavily by the people watching, and garnered quite a bit of dirty looks from the WWE side as he angrily disappeared from the conference altogether.

Looking at the place where Mewtwo disappeared, Mr. McMahon shrugged and looked away, walking back up to the microphone. "Well, for those who can't remember everything we've seen thus far, at Madison Square Garden, you will see Link versus Edge, Ganondorf versus John Cena, Samus Aran versus Lita, Fox McCloud versus Rey Mysterio, Captain Falcon versus Rob Van Dam, extreme rules, and a twenty-person battle royale! And apparently Mewtwo's extended his open challenge. But to know what else is happening, you'll have to order Super Smash Brothers Vs. WWE, exclusively on pay-per-view! But before we close out this press conference, we have one more person to hear from, on the Super Smash Brothers side, he WILL be in action, opponent undetermined so far, but we'll find someone to take on this icon. Please show your respects for MARIO!"

The crowd applauded as Mario walked up to the microphone. He looked around and said those famous words "It's-a me, Mario!"

The audience applauded, before, out of nowhere someone jumped up, grabbing Mario around the neck and pulled him down into the ground. The silent crowd watched as slowly, from behind the podium, Randy Orton stood up. "Mario doesn't have an opponent? Well, he has one now. Tonight, the legend of Mario... dies!" Orton said before striking his trademark pose.