Disclaimer: I barely ever put up realy disclaimers anymore. But i will say this now: Jhonen owns JTHM. Cuz jhonen is goo.

i was bored, okay?


A is for Anne Gwish, she's really not that neat.

B is for Burger boy, who's also reverned meat.

C is for crazy. Cuz nnys a crazy git.

D is for Devi, she beat nnys face right in.

E is for Eff, who tells nny to do bad shit.

F is for Feed the Wall, the barrier grows thin.

G is for gore, cuz there's alot of it.

H is for Happy Noodle Boy! (he's an idiot)

I is for irritating Nny. People who do, die soon.

J is for Johnny! And Jimmy! And even Jhonen too.

K is for Krik, he's a total turd.

L is for learn! cuz nny teachs you new words!

M is for meanwhiles , cuz those are really fun.

N is for Nny! whom, society does shun.

O is for Orange! I'm despreate, can't you see?

P is for Pepito! He is friends with squee.

Q is for quarter, which squee cannot spare.

R is for remembering the past. Cuz nny, sadly, cannot.

S is for squee. He gets scared quite alot.

T is for Tenna. her thoughts are distant and really, really far.

U is for unnatural, that's what the doughboys are.

Vis for Vasquez, creator of the holy book.

W is for wanting asnwers. And , trust me, Nny doe look.

X is for...um...something!

Y is for "You shouldn't get caught reading JTHM bu your parents because then they'll slap your rear."

Z is for Zebra, cuz in JTHM, tose don't appear.


So did you like it? I didn't.