The Wicked Witch was just walking around her castle one day when she noticed a group of angry people protesting her. They opposed her because of her use of flying monkeys as weapons. The crowd chanted angrily at her:
PETA Person 1: "Free the monkeys, they are not yours"
PETA Person 2: "You treat the monkeys worse than slaves were treated."
PETA Person 3: " Do not make coats of them, Fur is Murder"
Witch:"Enough! These fools do not deserve the right to exist."
The Witch first set a PETA member on fire and cackled by comparing the victim to a piece of barbecue that was once a PETA member's death only enraged the other PETA members
Witch: "PETA is such a weak and pathetic organization. Also, when I am not in my castle, I cook barbecue for the citizens of Oz"
PETA member 1: "Why did you kill my sister? She saved baby piglets so they would not become part of the meat industry."
PETA member 2: "Barbecue is ethically worse than the killing fields of Cambodia was as it involves torturing and killing pigs"
The Witch ignored them and sent the monkeys at them.
Witch:"Fly My Pretties" she shouted at the protestors.
The monkeys killed many PETA members, and the few that were not dead nor on the run were captured. The Witch used dark magic to turn the captured PETA members into flying monkeys.
The End
