Don't know how to introduce this one. Pete why don't you do it & the disclaimer please! _
Peter: Fine Florrette owns nothing and this story is a Super Family story got a problem with it then don't read it ok.
(Peter pov)
Oh man I'm in for it know! What do you do in case of alien invasion? Is there even a guide line to this?! I think to myself as I swing oar puns with my bio- engineered cables that I like to call my webbing. Hey I am spider themed it makes sense that I call it that. Oh and not to mention my spidey-sense, do you know how many weird looks I get because of it?
Getting off topic... so yeah aliens invaded and right know I'm swinging through the middle of it. Oh crap well when giant thing attack you, you must fight back. " Hey I don't think that was the best idea what ever you are." it looked at me and growled. Well I know that this one is Fido and shall forever be called that. At least in my mind. Oh mother trucker it about hit thank you spidey-sense, for saving for like the billionth time today.
I fling some webbing at it and FIDO DODGES IT!
I am so mad bad Fido! My spidey-sense kicks in once again and I dodge Fido's fist, wait why am I calling him Fido again? Oh well never mind. Man! No matter how many times I dodge his fist there's more coming at me. And the next two minutes go something like this, Dodge fist repeat continuously. That is until I saw an opening and slammed this guy with an expertly placed punch to his jaw, I literally punched s hard that he fell off of his feat. If your to stupid to guess what happened next I webbed him to the spot and walked away like a boss.
Well swung away but you get the picture. Anyways as I'm swinging around this red, white, and blue shield with a star in the center flies past my head! So I look around trying to find who in the hell would throw that and I see a guy wearing this weird clothing that matches the shield( it's a real fashion statement). I yell at him " Hey Spangles watch it I'm swinging here!" In my bestintimidating voice. Sadly he only looked startled, actually now he's kinda wide eyed and looking behind me. "Look out!" He yells at me just in time for me to get Ko'ed buy these weird flying things. I wonder why my spidey-sense didn't detect those?
(Steve pov)
Ughh of all days they had to attack on it just had to be the only day I'm tired! Gosh it's like they planned it. Well here comes another one might as well throw my shield. It hits its target, but not before nearly nocking this guy out of the air. He looks at me and comically yells " Hey Spangles watch it I'm swinging here!" It shocked me but not as much as how many Chitauri were flying toe wards him. So naturally I get this to his attention by yelling the over used phrase "Look out!" He turns around and gets knocked out by one of the Chitauri flying into his head.
That's going to be hard to patch up. Oh well I get the joy of carr... Why is stark flying with a bomb? Oh no I gotta stop him. "Tony you know it's a one way trip right?" I say into the earpiece hoping that will stop him. He replies back with " I know." And he flies into the portal. Why me it just had to be the one I had a crush on! Thor lands next to me and mumbles something all I hear is " C'mon man of iron." A few minutes of anticipation after all the Chitauri and I finally see him fall through just as the portal closes.
Thank god, wait he not slowing down. "He's not slowing down," Thor voices my thought while he prepares to catch Tony. Just as Thor's ready the Hulk aka Bruce Banner, catches him. Leaping down he sets Tony down without pizzazz. After he sets him down, we're just trying to get a response out of him until the hulk decides to yell in his face. Surprisingly it worked and he woke up with a gasp and said "Please tell me no one kissed while I was out!" After we all had our laugh we decided, or rather Tony decided and we followed along, to go and get shwarma. I had forgotten all about the person that got knocked out. Only sooner would I find out that I would regret not taking him back with me.
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